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oresteian
@oresteian.bsky.social
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Lover of cats, cheekbones and sarcasm. Kkoongie akgae. OT5 Shawol. Queer. She/her. No TERFS.
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hyunin.lesbian.cat
feeling emotional actually like. imagine turning 20 and coming out as nonbinary to the entire world when your home country is generally unaccepting and the fact that jurin took the pics and chisa did the makeup for cocona's coming out post is so sweet like ☹️
December 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
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tusk81.bsky.social
… and he SERVED ✨
Bugs Bunny in drag
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
oresteian.bsky.social
I’m so proud of them!
wjsnofficial.bsky.social jellycat @wjsnofficial.bsky.social · 17h
OMG???? 🥺🥺🥺🥺 this is big and i’m so proud of them and glad they are comfortable enough to share this with us
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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airbagged.bsky.social
It kinda rules that the “WAGTFKY” government is being bullied by a 5 foot tall pop star
Gun
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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jake.sooscreek.productions
These are really good doughnuts but I need them to calm down
A doughnut box from Legendary Doughnuts with an air hole popped out and the words “Sniff Hole!” and an arrow pointing to the hole
December 5, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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catsofyore.bsky.social
Just chillin'. Photo from my collection, ca. 1960s.
Photo of a shorthaired grey cat with two white spots on its chest and belly, sitting up in a human like position on its butt on a futon with wildly patterned upholstery.
December 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
oresteian.bsky.social
“Whatever”
Key flipping the bird during the “whatever” line of Heartless
December 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
oresteian.bsky.social
@rob-sheridan.com Obligatory goatse alert
darrencullen.bsky.social Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 1d
After much research and development I have made an offline version of ChatGPT.

Now you can save water and electricity while navel-gazing, and carry one of the world's most powerfully annoying AI chatbots in your pocket.
Photo of a magic 8 ball with a 'goatse' version of the OpenAI logo and the words ChatGPT on it, next to a white box that says "ChatGPT offline version". Inset are photos of the 8-ball responses such as "That's a great question", "You're 1000% right" and "Too many requests try again later" and then another photo from the back of the box of a holographic authenticity sticker that says FAKE.
December 5, 2025 at 5:43 PM
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
it’s cool how there are like five companies that own everything now
ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social regular meghan 🎄 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 1d
if netflix acquires WB/HBO not only will they not stand up to jk rowling they’ll be like let’s give that bitch a cooking travel show
December 5, 2025 at 4:12 PM
oresteian.bsky.social
Wtf is this mic stand?!
December 5, 2025 at 12:41 AM
oresteian.bsky.social
@kdc.bsky.social Let me bookmark this for later youtu.be/DDNpyg4Nq84?
The History of Godzilla vs. Gigan (1972)
YouTube video by Big Action Bill
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 10:31 PM
oresteian.bsky.social
The real terrorists were message board mods
klonick.bsky.social Kate Klonick @klonick.bsky.social · 2d
Holy shit.

Reuters reporting that new admin instructions on visas are if you worked at a platform in trust & safety or content moderation or on fact checking or online safety at an platform you *and your loved ones* are ineligible for H-1B visa.

www.reuters.com/world/us/tru...
The cable, sent to all U.S. missions on December 2, orders U.S. consular officers to review resumes or LinkedIn profiles of H-1B applicants - and family members who would be traveling with them - to see if they have worked in areas that include activities such as misinformation, disinformation, content moderation, fact-checking, compliance and online safety, among others.
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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kilagreene.bsky.social
Evening before Thanksgiving, our ginger kitty (L) had a severe allergic reaction. Emergency vet saved him, but he wasn’t bouncing back like we’d hoped, and a follow-up visit for further testing revealed pneumonia. We would deeply appreciate help with affording his care. ❤️

ko-fi.com/kilagreene/g...
Two cats curled up together in a small basket. The one on the left is light orange and has his eyes closed, and the one on the right is looking at the camera and has white paws and white patches to go with his deep ginger coloring. An invoice for veterinary care, with a long list of procedures adding up to a total of $679.79.
December 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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breebird33.bsky.social
you better watch out
you betTER WATCH OUT
YOU BETTER WATCH OUT

Happy Krampusnacht!
digital illustration of a large, goat-like Krampus with a chains, Rute, and basket on his back hooks the clawed tip of his finger on the collar of a little boy who is eating a most-likely stolen pie
December 5, 2023 at 11:42 PM
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billbarnwell.com
I'm at the combination
a combination urgent care and taco bell
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
oresteian.bsky.social
Ahhhhhhhhh I’m reading fan reports that there is a live band tonight!
December 4, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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everydaylouie.bsky.social
milk thieves
a stylized 3d render of two cats stealing milk from a crate on a doorstep.
December 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
oresteian.bsky.social
No boksillees at the merch table 😭
Merch table at first date of U.S. Keyland tour
December 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
oresteian.bsky.social
A bowl of Japanese curry could fix me now.
December 3, 2025 at 8:49 PM
oresteian.bsky.social
The switch from Spotify to Tidal is noticeable. 😂
2025 Spotify Wrapped Top Artist, from #1-5: Onew, Nine Inch Nails, SHINee, Key and Taemin Tidal Top Artists of the Year, from #1-5: Nine Inch Nails, Alessandro Cortini, Ministry, Air and SHINee 2025 Spotify Wrapped Top Albums, from #1-5: Hunter by Key, Mayhem by Lady Gaga, Percent by Onew, GNX by Kendrick Lamar and Ruby by Jennie Tidal’s Top Albums, from #1-5: Tron: Ares soundtrack by Nine Inch Nails, Hunter by Key, Il Mostro soundtrack by Alessandro Cortini, Hesitation Marks (Deluxe Edition) by Nine Inch Nails and Romance by Fontaines D.C.
December 3, 2025 at 4:04 PM
oresteian.bsky.social
Absolutely not surprised “Poet | Artist” is my top song of the year!
December 3, 2025 at 3:49 PM
oresteian.bsky.social
@kdc.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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abegoldfarb.bsky.social
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
Scene from OFFICE SPACE with Michael Bolton replying to Samir Nagheenanajar: “No way. Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.”
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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wildramppublishing.bsky.social
Call for Submissions!

We're putting together a one-off (for now) lit zine in 2026: Wild Ramp Review of Books.

Midwest-made book nerdery for the people!

Deadline: Rolling until March 31, 2026

Writers of all ages welcome.

#CallForSubmissions #BookReviewZine #ZineCommunity
Call for Submissions! Wild Ramp is putting together a one-off (for now) lit zine in 2026: Wild Ramp Review of Books. Midwest-made book nerdery for the people! We’re looking for: • Critical essays on fiction/non-fiction • Cultural writing • Midwest culture takes • Kid reviewers + kid book reviews • Comics + zine reviews • Thoughtful writing (no academic voice needed) Not looking for: hot takes, AI slop, takedowns, or stuff already covered well everywhere (sorry romance/BookTok ). Deadline: Rolling until March 31, 2026 Length: 800–2,000 words, include name and short bio Submit to: wildramppublishing@gmail.com, Subject: Wild Ramp Review of Books Include: Name, bio, book(s) you’re writing about Payment: 2 contributor copies Rights: You keep all rights! "Is Criticism Really A Creative Art? Why Should It Not Be?" - Oscar Wilde
December 1, 2025 at 11:57 PM
oresteian.bsky.social
Lol the ending
xan.lol xan surnamehere @xan.lol · May 1
public urinals can suck
December 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM