Osito 🍁
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I'm not Canadian, but I'm thinking about it. Animals are my soft spot. Dogs, donkeys, cows, elephants, horses, sea turtles, seals, manitees, and whatever..but not cats. Ever. Mine tried to kill me by shitting in my bathtub. I coped by learning hockey.
Holy shit!
A drunken Lindsey Graham babbling on about gay marriage and God knows what. 🥴
February 2, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Holy shit!
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The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.
January 25, 2026 at 5:39 PM
The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.
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To those blaming Walz for not mobilizing the Guard, he did that six days ago. I have to say it's disturbing to see people angry at Walz instead of the government agents that just executed a man. As though we should all be experts about what to do when a secret police force invades an American city.
January 24, 2026 at 6:14 PM
To those blaming Walz for not mobilizing the Guard, he did that six days ago. I have to say it's disturbing to see people angry at Walz instead of the government agents that just executed a man. As though we should all be experts about what to do when a secret police force invades an American city.
In the unlikely event they use it, it will not be to save our country, but to save themselves.
The 25th amendment might be your only way out of this. Some very staunch supporters of Trump may not feel as loyal given the opportunity to save the country.
January 20, 2026 at 3:49 AM
In the unlikely event they use it, it will not be to save our country, but to save themselves.
3 years ago a woman backed through my fence. They only spoke Spanish. I called the police. They asked me not to. I haven't seen her since. When I saw the video of the Uber driver in Minneapolis it reminded me of her. Never again. Fuck ICE.
January 18, 2026 at 2:46 AM
3 years ago a woman backed through my fence. They only spoke Spanish. I called the police. They asked me not to. I haven't seen her since. When I saw the video of the Uber driver in Minneapolis it reminded me of her. Never again. Fuck ICE.
Trump was the same person when George and his ex-wife supported him. He needs to explain that.
George Conway: “Donald Trump is a man who basically represents all the things we teach our children not to be. He’s a liar, he’s a thief, he’s a molester. He has no remorse, no shame, no empathy. And he has no loyalty to the law, to the Constitution.... This man is the lowest character of all.”
January 13, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Trump was the same person when George and his ex-wife supported him. He needs to explain that.
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Can a bot identify itself as a bot?
January 12, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Can a bot identify itself as a bot?
Hahahaha! Too good!
ICE rescinds employment offer after learning that man was happily married.
January 11, 2026 at 7:54 PM
Hahahaha! Too good!
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The Bills might want to consider not running Josh Allen, on account of the fact that he can't win the game for them if he's in traction.
January 11, 2026 at 7:00 PM
The Bills might want to consider not running Josh Allen, on account of the fact that he can't win the game for them if he's in traction.
Republicans blocked Lankford's Republican border/immigration bill at Trump's behest so it wouldn't help Biden. I trust former-Republicans like I trust exotic wild animals that are house-trained. I'll never forget George celebrating in his MAGA hat. He knew. They all knew.
January 11, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Republicans blocked Lankford's Republican border/immigration bill at Trump's behest so it wouldn't help Biden. I trust former-Republicans like I trust exotic wild animals that are house-trained. I'll never forget George celebrating in his MAGA hat. He knew. They all knew.
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If you zoom in it reads “The Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.”
December 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
If you zoom in it reads “The Derek Zoolander School for Kids Who Can’t Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.”
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Hard to believe CBS’s Town Hall featuring a woman most people have never heard of being interviewed by a woman most people have never heard of didn’t perform better.
Bari Weiss’ much-hyped CBS News town hall with Erika Kirk was a massive ratings flop
Bari Weiss’ much-hyped CBS News town hall with Erika Kirk was a massive ratings flop
www.independent.co.uk
December 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Hard to believe CBS’s Town Hall featuring a woman most people have never heard of being interviewed by a woman most people have never heard of didn’t perform better.
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Oh you FEARED YOU WERE BEING ABDUCTED? WHAT’S THAT LIKE? Here we go with the “police are scared.” Then quit your job. QUIT YOUR JOB.
The agent, who’s assigned to another HSI office and is in Minnesota on “temporary detail for an operation,” is unfamiliar with the Twin Cities, did not know where they were going, and “was in fear that he was being abducted.”
FBI: Man, woman drive to police station with Homeland Security agent trapped in vehicle
A man and a woman are facing charges of assaulting a federal officer after Homeland Security Investigations agents tried to arrest the man Wednesday for overstaying his student visa. The pair drove to...
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December 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Oh you FEARED YOU WERE BEING ABDUCTED? WHAT’S THAT LIKE? Here we go with the “police are scared.” Then quit your job. QUIT YOUR JOB.
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No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
No one will stop me from defending our freedoms.
Can the commander in chief be court-martialed? Seems like this could be an option we should be talking about.
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Can the commander in chief be court-martialed? Seems like this could be an option we should be talking about.
There it is! I assume they already have a plan for never releasing the files.
What will Mike Johnson's new excuse be for not swearing in Grijalva?
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
There it is! I assume they already have a plan for never releasing the files.
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COMMENTARY: Why I'm raising money for a food bank in a deep red, pro-Trump area during the government shutdown
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 AM
COMMENTARY: Why I'm raising money for a food bank in a deep red, pro-Trump area during the government shutdown
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NEW: A little judicial schadenfreude! This made me smile today, and I hope it makes you smile, too. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/a-little-j...
A Little Judicial Schadenfreude
One of my favorite things in court filings are little turns of the knife - especially when it has to do with Caesar himself. Allow me to explain.
www.muellershewrote.com
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 AM
NEW: A little judicial schadenfreude! This made me smile today, and I hope it makes you smile, too. My latest: www.muellershewrote.com/p/a-little-j...
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Parents Ask Detained Nanny If She’s Still Free To Watch Kids Friday https://theonion.com/parents-ask-detained-nanny-if-shes-still-free-to-watch-kids-friday/
October 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Parents Ask Detained Nanny If She’s Still Free To Watch Kids Friday https://theonion.com/parents-ask-detained-nanny-if-shes-still-free-to-watch-kids-friday/
I was thinking, if we finally get the discharge petition for the Epstein files they will be unavailable due to an AWS outage. They will never run out of excuses. The Epstein files will never see the light of day. They probably already don't exist.
October 24, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I was thinking, if we finally get the discharge petition for the Epstein files they will be unavailable due to an AWS outage. They will never run out of excuses. The Epstein files will never see the light of day. They probably already don't exist.
Karoline Leavitt looks like one of the diaper babies in real life.
Leavitt: "At this moment in time, of course, the ballroom is really the president's main priority."
October 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Karoline Leavitt looks like one of the diaper babies in real life.
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I did a supercut haha bsky.app/profile/muel...
Watch my supercut of things Mike Johnson doesn’t know. You can see the whole show here: www.youtube.com/live/Ams4OLn...
October 21, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I did a supercut haha bsky.app/profile/muel...
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Putting a ladder up to the room on the second floor of the Department of Justice where they keep the Epstein files.
October 20, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Putting a ladder up to the room on the second floor of the Department of Justice where they keep the Epstein files.