Chimney Swiftie
@owlathomelarper.bsky.social
Philly resident, bird enjoyer
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
CALL: the Hudson County Democratic Organization gets absolutely routed in Jersey City, losing the mayoral runoff and all nine city council seats
December 3, 2025 at 3:13 AM
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT
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You gotta be a real perv to get banned from
something called the American Economic Association
something called the American Economic Association
Larry Summers has been banned for life from the American Economic Association, a professional organization for economists, with more than 17,000 members, over his ties to the late sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
Larry Summers receives lifetime ban from prestigious economic association over Epstein ties | CNN Business
Larry Summers has been banned for life from the American Economic Association, a professional organization for economists, with more than 17,000 members, over his ties to the late sex offender Jeffrey...
www.cnn.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:07 AM
You gotta be a real perv to get banned from
something called the American Economic Association
something called the American Economic Association
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LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
December 3, 2025 at 1:50 AM
LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sharing my all-time favorite Onion headline in honor of today's election in Jersey City:
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Homosexual Tearfully Admits To Being Governor Of New Jersey
theonion.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Sharing my all-time favorite Onion headline in honor of today's election in Jersey City:
theonion.com/homosexual-t...
theonion.com/homosexual-t...
Pluribus is Reverse Sense8
December 2, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Pluribus is Reverse Sense8
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Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
November 27, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Truth coming out of her cup o’noodles to shame mankind
Forget hunting man; the most dangerous game is "Why Is The Cat Wet"
November 27, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Forget hunting man; the most dangerous game is "Why Is The Cat Wet"
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imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
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Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
November 12, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Well, it's a little clearer now why billionaires are so invested in technology that produces better written emails.
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November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 AM
“I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life”
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After every Dodgers World Series win, Freddie Freeman should get slightly bigger veneers
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 AM
After every Dodgers World Series win, Freddie Freeman should get slightly bigger veneers
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Don't forget to turn your clocks back in the middle of the 16th.
November 2, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Don't forget to turn your clocks back in the middle of the 16th.
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WE ARE IN
THE BASEBALL DIMENSION
THE BASEBALL DIMENSION
November 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
WE ARE IN
THE BASEBALL DIMENSION
THE BASEBALL DIMENSION
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
Did a Chimney Swift write this advertisement
October 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Did a Chimney Swift write this advertisement
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this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
October 23, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this headline hums with ancient autumnal dread
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the duality of man
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the duality of man
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I love standing up to cancer as much as the next guy, but I wonder if we should be watching a baseball game instead
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I love standing up to cancer as much as the next guy, but I wonder if we should be watching a baseball game instead
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YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A PLANT
October 21, 2025 at 7:27 PM
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A PLANT
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No Kings includes DraftKings
October 19, 2025 at 8:56 PM
No Kings includes DraftKings
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sherman, for the love of god!
October 10, 2025 at 1:11 AM
sherman, for the love of god!