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Paleolithic Man
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"Sensible Chuckle" of Blueskkky || Stupid babies need the most attention || Wait a minute, all fours? Soup on all fours?
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❌ Liberals ❌ Conservatives ❌ Racists ❌ Zionists (but I repeat myself) ❌ AI Wankers ❌ Bigots ❌ Hindutva ❌ People Who Don't Use Alt-Text

Y'all can fuck right off

⭕ Palestinians ⭕ Sudanese ⭕ Uyghur ⭕ Rohingya ⭕ Trans folks ⭕ All Minorities and Oppressed People ⭕ Indigenous People
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This screenshot does not represent my opinions or those of my employer. (Actually it might represent those of my employer, which sucks.)
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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"I felt Charlie Kirk coming inside me"

Me: "Someone shot you?"
November 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
lmfao
November 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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well do i got news for you!

www.youtube.com/live/3WM6LXQ...
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
here's a thread worth following
Upsetting flatware continued
November 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
you can win tonight, my little steph curry

you can win tonight
November 27, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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why did they name the button "Get help and support" when "Find God" is shorter?
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I'm having real trouble remembering my mutals vs. former mutuals who I got into fights with and then stopped following

I guess it's like amnesty season
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM
im not an olbermann, im an olber, man
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
liberals are the same as conservatives

proof?

keith olbermann
November 27, 2025 at 2:41 AM
the title of my memoirs
Just a reminder during the holiday season
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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“This woman, who I was banging when she was damn near a child, is bad news trust me”
November 27, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Bro my third worldism is dead. Send the meteor, Lord
November 27, 2025 at 1:53 AM
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Would be absolutely nuts if the US regime did a martial law. Could you imagine if there were troops in the streets of major cities, armed deputized gangs demanding to see your papers, and mayors putting out curfews enforced by local and city police
November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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my "worked in tech in the 90s" brain cannot comprehend wtf is going on here
November 27, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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quick,
November 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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All zionists are such cry bullies it's honestly pathetic
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
goddammit trumps going to fuck everyone up for this isn't he
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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I usually create a thread of options for people who would like to donate to a Native cause or struggle, but it has gotten HARDER to fundraise on socials over the past couple of years, so I am zeroing in on one ask this year. Pls support Native organizing infrastructure: nativeorganizing.org/donate/
November 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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happy thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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The "humanitarian pier" visible on Google Earth - not functioning for its intended purpose of delivering aid in the least efficient way possible, but in fact languishing in Ashdod port on June 17, 2024 after being towed there on June 14.
November 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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sometimes i read your guys’ posts to my boyfriend and he just sighs and mumbles “oh my god” before i even get halfway through
smashing my dick on the side of a new ship like a bottle of champagne and busting immediately. 312 people sail to their deaths...
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
November 26, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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People will die, and are currently dying, because RFK was granted one of the most powerful megaphones in the country. Two people who could have thrown barriers in front of his climb decided not to; there's a sex scandal here but it is not the biggest scandal.
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM