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paroxysmic.bsky.social
Commodore Schmidlapp
@paroxysmic.bsky.social
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Tell me not of thy teeth-tiered sharks, and thy kidnapping cannibal ways
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paroxysmic.bsky.social
Why wouldn't you go for 2 there? What's the difference between 4 and 5 get you?
January 12, 2026 at 12:34 AM
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mbunchanumbers.bsky.social
10/10 bleed out spot
January 9, 2026 at 12:01 AM
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rosedees.bsky.social
Kamen rider "Human life is more important than even peace and justice."
January 3, 2026 at 10:17 PM
paroxysmic.bsky.social
January 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
paroxysmic.bsky.social
I say this with nothing but respect:

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittt
December 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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dreyesceron.bsky.social
This has been one of the funniest things I’ve seen come up and the Broncos have only lost 1 game since this trend took off (it was the Jags game so basically another anime team)

Anime horse girls bandwagoning the Broncos to the Super Bowl is a possible sentence here
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8yVWSRr/
December 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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jacobtlevy.bsky.social
It’s not just “we decided to name our company after the personification of evil.” It’s also “we decided to name our home security company after the personification of evil who was so vainly proud of his vigilance that he let his home get invaded in the most catastrophic way possible.”
December 29, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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dynamicsymmetry.bsky.social
This is just going to always be my go-to response to this kind of thing anthonymoser.github.io/writing/ai/h...
I do understand: you want permission. There's a machine in the corner wrapped in human skin that makes things out of shit and blood to look like whatever you want (as long as you don't look too closely). You gave one to your teacher and they didn't notice. Your boss told you to use it after they laid off half the team and it was fine. You fed one to your kids and they liked it. You want to know you can use it sometimes without me thinking less of you. You don't need me to believe it's useful, you just want me to be polite about it. But I am a hater, and I will not be polite. The machine is disgusting and we should break it. The people who build it are vapid shit-eating cannibals glorifying ignorance. I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself.
December 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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swiftonsecurity.com
Want to feel ancient?

Their oldest kid is 15 now.
Brother sister commercial
December 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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vikrambath.bsky.social
Y’all might not appreciate it, but it took him 87 moves and 14 hours to get here
King of England on a checkerboard pattern tile floor
December 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
eraserheadadult on tumblr: "tbh the current default state of operating systems & internet browsers looks fucking indistinguishable from when i gave the family desktop one billion viruses downloading Free Neopoints Hack in 2005 " eraserheadadult: "not to be a millennial but back in my day getting blasted in the eyeballs by ads on your desktop the instant you turn on your computer used to mean something was extremely wrong"
December 26, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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852dude.bsky.social
Boughs of Anthony Joshua holly about to deck the Jake Paul halls
December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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docgilgamesh.bsky.social
Holy shit this shirt
December 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
paroxysmic.bsky.social
Dude got Looney Tunes-levels of wrecked
December 20, 2025 at 4:56 PM
paroxysmic.bsky.social
I like the Prime Vision camera angle, but do we really need to use "AI analytics" to show that a free rusher off the edge is bad for the pocket? Big dude running at you with nobody in the way is bad, yeah, got that one
December 19, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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mrmunchertoyou.bsky.social
Just so I'm clear on this, computer memory has tripled in price because a bunch of it that hasn't been produced yet has been ordered to populate GPUs that aren't installed in data centers that aren't built yet in order to service a demand that doesn't exist to make profits that don't happen.
December 15, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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thenorthsace.bsky.social
The kind .. you find … in a second hand store
December 14, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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fortmax.bsky.social
Was not expecting Gavan to be on Tubi tubitv.com/series/30001...
Space Sheriff Gavan
Space Sheriff Gavan of the Galactic Union Police is deployed to the Earth to defend his mother's homeland, which has been invaded by criminals.
tubitv.com
December 14, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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danpizzuta.bsky.social
Only two ways the Philip Rivers return goes
December 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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edsbs.bsky.social
UNHAND YER DOUBLOONS, LAD
December 9, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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blainecapatch.bsky.social
my ten best movies of the 21st century:

The French Toaster
All About Shithead
Escape from Skechers Factory Outlet
Turduckenado
Quick Quick My Intestine
Big Throuple in Little China
Cereal Aisle Throwdown
Zagat Guide to Schenectady Area Kia Dealers
2 Wait 2 What
The French Toaster Meets Cloverfield
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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mbunchanumbers.bsky.social
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
paroxysmic.bsky.social
Lmao Thielen yeah that'll fix it
December 3, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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daisyowl.com
maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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vorianrose.bsky.social
Some kid in Philly fucked up their “I wish the Cowboys would lose this weekend” wish and now Samoa Joe is AEW World Champion.
November 24, 2025 at 12:58 AM