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Patrick Gauthier
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Smarter than the average bear.
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O, horrible, O, horrible, most horrible!
December 15, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Are you going to slander your council colleagues on the podcast, or do you save that for op-eds?
🎙️ A special announcement about O-Town: All Things Ottawa, a new PODCAST I’ll be launching soon

More details on the podcast coming very shortly, so stay tuned.
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Cette nouvelle édition de Two Minutes with Tim est en ligne.
❄️☃️Beacon Hill-Cyrville Community Update // ❄️☃️Mise à Jour Communautaire de Beacon Hill-Cyrville
This week also brought a chance to step away from meetings and get out in the community for a quick visit to the Roads yard to wish our crews well as we head into what is already shaping up to be a…
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December 13, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I’m a Via Rail apologist but holy shit this is bad guys
Not sure those unfamiliar with the geography of Eastern Ontario appreciate how absurd it is Via forced passengers to sleep overnight at the station in Brockville

Brockville is only an hour and a half drive from Ottawa. Via couldn’t get buses to shuttle them back? How is there no contingency plan?
December 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
lol Mets
December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
December 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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I feel like this should make the rounds for a few days, maybe weeks in Ottawa again.

Tim always says yes, even when he probably shouldn't

ottawacitizen.com/news/local-n...
Coun. Tim Tierney apologizes, brings corrupt practice case to an end
Tim Tierney, the Ottawa city councillor representing Beacon Hill-Cyrville ward, apologized in court Wednesday and agreed to give up two months of salary to resolve …
ottawacitizen.com
December 9, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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And here’s the kicker: Tierney’s vote, the mayor’s vote, and all the like-minded councillors always have the numbers. They win. Every time.
So if their approach is always the one implemented… how are things not improving, Tim? 17/
December 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Get him, Lucy!
Councillor Tim Tierney is wrong about ‘Chronic No-Voters’ in his Ottawa Citizen Op/Ed on Saturday.
His opinion would be easier to take seriously if the comments weren’t coming from someone with a 15-year track record of being a reliable yes-man for every budget. 1/21
December 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
How many first year papers can one mark in a day before their brain melts....?
December 9, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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FYI: graduates of *arts degrees* not only achieve the same level of employment AND incomes three years out relative to their STEM counterparts, they also have *higher* job satisfaction, according to a recent report from OCUFA.
December 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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This was a scurrilous ad hominem attack on the integrity of City Council colleagues by @timtierney.ca. During a Term of Council when we've all sought to avoid the petty divisiveness of the last term, Councillor Tierney sadly brought us all lower yesterday. 1/ ottawacitizen.com/opinion/budg...
Is your councillor a chronic no-voter on city budgets? | Opinion
Tim Tierney: Ottawa has traded safety and security for policing alternatives – experiments that have repeatedly failed. | Opinion
ottawacitizen.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Just like my students who submit AI slop, these guys clearly aren’t reading anything before putting it out in the world.
Oh shit waddup
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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The billionaires who own much of the the infrastructure of our 21st century lives have progressively enshittified that infrastructure while expanding their wealth, and then they scold us for being small-souled peasants who don’t believe in progress anymore.
it is amazing how so much tech gets unremittingly worse year on year at whatever you once used it for and less pleasant to use and more bound up with creepy politics as well as personal and environmental harms and yet also still less productive of actual goods and these are somehow great visionaries
November 30, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Tom Stoppard. A literal actual genius and legend. (1937-2025)
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 PM
You’ve just died. 6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 27, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Canada sacrificed 6/7 of our hockey teams at the blood sacrifice altar so that our baseball and basketball team could live
November 26, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Your problem was putting the word “think” next to the words somebody “from the province”…
I happened to be at the City of Ottawa’s Loretta Street traffic facility today and saw the skids of oversized signs that recently arrived. Did nobody from the province think of checking with the municipalities about dimensions and logistics before they produced & shipped these???
November 25, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Canada is releasing a set of stamps celebrating the nation's graphic novelists.

These stamps feature Kate Beaton, Jimmy Beaulieu, Guy Delisle, Julie Doucet, Bryan Lee O’Malley and Michael Nicoll Yahgulanaas, alongside some of their famous works.
November 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
O Train smells like a hockey bag. Cool cool cool.
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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Arguing with JD Vance feels like taking the bait but still:

1. Per capita GDP is not a measure of "standard of living"
2. US GDP/capita is highly skewed by the outlier ultra-wealthy 0.01% class
3. Canadians, as a median, earn more money, work fewer hours, and live longer than Americans
JD Vance shares some opinions on Canada:
November 21, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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This guy can get fucked
November 21, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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"Let's go over this one more time."
"I know what-"
"ONE MORE TIME."
"Fine."
"What is it you're looking for?"
"A garbage bag."
"In which room?"
"The kitchen."
"What do you do when you find it?"
"Bring it to you here."
"I'm counting on you, Tim."
November 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Seems to me like the ad had worked as intended….
November 20, 2025 at 1:14 PM