Ratty patty
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Philadelphia (complimentary)
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NFL playoff picture update: Panthers claim NFC South, Jaguars win AFC South, and Texans lock in No. 5 seed: www.inquirer.com/eagles/nfl-p...
NFL playoff picture: Eagles wild-card scenarios; just one postseason spot still up for grabs
The Eagles will host either the Packers, Rams, or 49ers during the wild-card round of the playoffs next weekend.
www.inquirer.com
January 4, 2026 at 9:16 PM
NFL playoff picture update: Panthers claim NFC South, Jaguars win AFC South, and Texans lock in No. 5 seed: www.inquirer.com/eagles/nfl-p...
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The drop in homicides to 222 mirrors a national reduction in violence and follows years of sustained declines after Philadelphia’s homicide rate peaked during the pandemic.
Philadelphia records the fewest homicides in 60 years, plus other insights to 2025’s crime
www.inquirer.com
January 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
The drop in homicides to 222 mirrors a national reduction in violence and follows years of sustained declines after Philadelphia’s homicide rate peaked during the pandemic.
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Feeling up about Bluesky because my TL this morning is hundreds of tweets about a college game I don’t care about
January 2, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Feeling up about Bluesky because my TL this morning is hundreds of tweets about a college game I don’t care about
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The 250-foot-long bridge will allow pedestrians to cross over Columbus Boulevard and I-95 with entrances at South Street and Lombard Circle that have easier walkways for people with disabilities.
What we know about the forthcoming construction of the South Street Pedestrian Bridge
www.inquirer.com
January 1, 2026 at 10:44 PM
The 250-foot-long bridge will allow pedestrians to cross over Columbus Boulevard and I-95 with entrances at South Street and Lombard Circle that have easier walkways for people with disabilities.
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ok sharks my idea is a dating app where a professional sommelier suggests wines that will pair well with your date's pussy
January 1, 2026 at 7:18 AM
ok sharks my idea is a dating app where a professional sommelier suggests wines that will pair well with your date's pussy
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Ended the year by peeing on a closed toilet seat in the dark!
January 1, 2026 at 6:42 AM
Ended the year by peeing on a closed toilet seat in the dark!
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🧪A few more hours to go…
January 1, 2026 at 12:06 AM
🧪A few more hours to go…
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pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
December 31, 2025 at 6:15 PM
pound for pound this might be the funniest thing ever written
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Cecilia Giménez, famed for ‘Monkey Christ’ mural mishap, dies at 94
Cecilia Giménez, famed for ‘Monkey Christ’ mural mishap, dies at 94
Spanish woman’s attempted restoration of church artwork was widely mocked but became lucrative tourist attraction
Cecilia Giménez, the woman who achieved unwanted international fame for her botched “Monkey Christ” restoration of a 19th-century mural in Borja, north-east Spain, has died aged 94.
In 2012, Giménez, an amateur artist, decided to restore Ecce Homo, a mural by a local artist, Elías García Martínez, that hung in the Santuario de Misericordia church in Borja. However, her talent as an artist was not equal to her good intentions and she produced what was described as the worst restoration in history. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 30, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Cecilia Giménez, famed for ‘Monkey Christ’ mural mishap, dies at 94
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One of the best to ever do it
December 30, 2025 at 2:09 PM
One of the best to ever do it
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Coming out of a bagel place in NYC, was about to dig in to my toasted sesame and cream cheese but some guy roughly snatched it from my hand and took a big bite, then walked away backwards, giving me the finger as he wolfed down the rest (disgustingly). As you probably guessed, it was Kevin Costner.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 29, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Coming out of a bagel place in NYC, was about to dig in to my toasted sesame and cream cheese but some guy roughly snatched it from my hand and took a big bite, then walked away backwards, giving me the finger as he wolfed down the rest (disgustingly). As you probably guessed, it was Kevin Costner.
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Tom Brady of all people could have an entertaining or insightful commentary on such a play/call. Instead I imagine we will come back from the break to him going “wow! That’s NFL football!” Or whatever
December 28, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Tom Brady of all people could have an entertaining or insightful commentary on such a play/call. Instead I imagine we will come back from the break to him going “wow! That’s NFL football!” Or whatever
I’m fascinated by how bad the makeup on the hand consistently is
not only was Trump's right hand discolored on Christmas Eve, but it appears his left hand is now discolored too
(Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
(Andrew Caballero-Reynolds/AFP via Getty)
December 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’m fascinated by how bad the makeup on the hand consistently is
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I hate that we’re having to think in these terms, but the evidence seems to be bearing out that steep fare hikes are less damaging to ridership than service cuts.
2025 was brutal for US transit. Agencies faced budget deficits, flat ridership, and open hostility from the White House.
I wrote a series of stories outlining ways to help transit endure.
Lesson #1: Whatever you do, don’t cut service. Riders will leave – permanently.
Here are a few others 🧵
I wrote a series of stories outlining ways to help transit endure.
Lesson #1: Whatever you do, don’t cut service. Riders will leave – permanently.
Here are a few others 🧵
The Last Thing US Transit Agencies Should Do Now
Rising costs and widening deficits as pandemic aid runs out are challenging bus and train operators in many cities. But cutting service needs to be a last resort.
www.bloomberg.com
December 27, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I hate that we’re having to think in these terms, but the evidence seems to be bearing out that steep fare hikes are less damaging to ridership than service cuts.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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James Cameron talks about Oona Chaplin’s performance as Varang in Avatar: Fire and Ash 🔥 Watch the full interview: boxd.it/e6i
Avatar: Fire and Ash is in theaters now.
Avatar: Fire and Ash is in theaters now.
December 27, 2025 at 4:07 PM
James Cameron talks about Oona Chaplin’s performance as Varang in Avatar: Fire and Ash 🔥 Watch the full interview: boxd.it/e6i
Avatar: Fire and Ash is in theaters now.
Avatar: Fire and Ash is in theaters now.
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That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked
December 26, 2025 at 3:38 AM
That first Nazgûl who lost Frodo right outside the Shire fucking choked
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three wise men... don't see much of that nowadays
December 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
three wise men... don't see much of that nowadays
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What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
What Did We Get Stuck In Our Rectums Last Year? | Defector
This is the time of year to be grateful for not having things stuck in our asses, and to think of those less fortunate than us. So spare a thought for those Americans who misjudged the capacity of the...
defector.com
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What did we get stuck in our rectums last year? defector.com/what-did-we-...
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
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family went back to bed. methinks its time for daddy and one mr. paul giamatti to get reacquainted...perhaps over a fine beverage
December 24, 2025 at 6:50 PM
family went back to bed. methinks its time for daddy and one mr. paul giamatti to get reacquainted...perhaps over a fine beverage