Paulo N
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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TODAY! @yatescomedy.bsky.social is back at Disgraceland for a hilarious new episode! First, we chug an alleged war criminal’s energy drink. Then, we talk about the VERY weird life and times of the Shamwow Guy. Blake Shelton’s “Hillbilly Bone” is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, folks! Lynx-N-Reply
December 13, 2025 at 10:32 PM
TODAY! @yatescomedy.bsky.social is back at Disgraceland for a hilarious new episode! First, we chug an alleged war criminal’s energy drink. Then, we talk about the VERY weird life and times of the Shamwow Guy. Blake Shelton’s “Hillbilly Bone” is our JAM OF THE WEEK! Tune in now, folks! Lynx-N-Reply
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TODAY! @johnmichaelbond.bsky.social is here to talk about the erotic poetry of RFK and the upcoming, presidentially-mandated ‘Rush Hour 4’. We try out a reality TV guy’s energy drink and discuss the worst of the genre. JMB gives us a tour of Chattanooga, TN and Queen is our JOTW! Lynx-N-Reply
December 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
TODAY! @johnmichaelbond.bsky.social is here to talk about the erotic poetry of RFK and the upcoming, presidentially-mandated ‘Rush Hour 4’. We try out a reality TV guy’s energy drink and discuss the worst of the genre. JMB gives us a tour of Chattanooga, TN and Queen is our JOTW! Lynx-N-Reply
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TODAY! @jordanmorris.bsky.social and Fast Ronald are back on the show! In this episode, we chug an energy drink called "Dr. Bum," & talk about a recent dust-up between two of the president's bureaucrats. Ronald & Carter went to see Oasis, & we've got a JOTW from Charlie Daniels Band! Lynx-N-Reply
September 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
TODAY! @jordanmorris.bsky.social and Fast Ronald are back on the show! In this episode, we chug an energy drink called "Dr. Bum," & talk about a recent dust-up between two of the president's bureaucrats. Ronald & Carter went to see Oasis, & we've got a JOTW from Charlie Daniels Band! Lynx-N-Reply
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He added another play to the highlight reel, and now Joaquín Pereyra can add another Bell Bank Man of the Match award to his collection. $1,000 will be donated to Joaquín's designated charity: CLUES, Minnesota's largest latino-led nonprofit.
June 29, 2025 at 1:57 AM
He added another play to the highlight reel, and now Joaquín Pereyra can add another Bell Bank Man of the Match award to his collection. $1,000 will be donated to Joaquín's designated charity: CLUES, Minnesota's largest latino-led nonprofit.
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amtrak’s marketing team gets it
June 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
amtrak’s marketing team gets it
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In Bell, CA an entire community stood up against ICE, including the local police and the fire dept. The fire truck appears to not allow ICE vehicles to move forward nor remain and pushes forward to escort them out. A police car also helped with escorting. /
June 21, 2025 at 4:53 PM
In Bell, CA an entire community stood up against ICE, including the local police and the fire dept. The fire truck appears to not allow ICE vehicles to move forward nor remain and pushes forward to escort them out. A police car also helped with escorting. /
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Damn, Spring Valley got pounded last night
June 20, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Damn, Spring Valley got pounded last night
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I cannot stop watching Gritty throwing axes. 🪓
June 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM
I cannot stop watching Gritty throwing axes. 🪓
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Jane Goodall Returns From Latest Expedition With Annoying Chimp Accent
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June 19, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Jane Goodall Returns From Latest Expedition With Annoying Chimp Accent
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New sticker at the bar
June 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
New sticker at the bar
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Pride Tifo.
Queer Joy is Resistance
We will not be Silenced
We do not submit to Fear
#mnufc @mnwonderwall.bsky.social
Queer Joy is Resistance
We will not be Silenced
We do not submit to Fear
#mnufc @mnwonderwall.bsky.social
June 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Pride Tifo.
Queer Joy is Resistance
We will not be Silenced
We do not submit to Fear
#mnufc @mnwonderwall.bsky.social
Queer Joy is Resistance
We will not be Silenced
We do not submit to Fear
#mnufc @mnwonderwall.bsky.social
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Can't express the excitement I have right now
June 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Can't express the excitement I have right now
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This weather during pride? Homophobic.
June 11, 2025 at 12:25 PM
This weather during pride? Homophobic.
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The idea for the Midtown Greenway in Minneapolis came about over 30 years ago to turn an old rail corridor into a bike trail. Today, it’s a 5.5 mile long bicycling and walking trail that is arguably the fastest way to get across the city, running parallel to Lake Street.
June 5, 2025 at 4:23 PM
The idea for the Midtown Greenway in Minneapolis came about over 30 years ago to turn an old rail corridor into a bike trail. Today, it’s a 5.5 mile long bicycling and walking trail that is arguably the fastest way to get across the city, running parallel to Lake Street.
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they are trying to outlaw being transgender in this country and this is just the first step. they were never going to stop at sports. they weren’t going to stop at bathrooms. they want a trans genocide. it is so important to spread awareness of this
🚨 The US House of Reps have now PASSED their budget bill that includes a BAN on Gender Affirming Care for Medicaid for ALL AGES.
This bill now goes to the Senate where it’s likely to pass.
Call your Senators!
This bill now goes to the Senate where it’s likely to pass.
Call your Senators!
May 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
they are trying to outlaw being transgender in this country and this is just the first step. they were never going to stop at sports. they weren’t going to stop at bathrooms. they want a trans genocide. it is so important to spread awareness of this
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It's known by many names. The Dylan Wolpers Derby. Derby della Dylan. El Dylanclasico. Learn more about the man behind the myth.
youtu.be/VlOv4pIsvlI
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The Story of the Dylan Wolpers Derby: Minnesota United FC vs. Houston Dynamo
YouTube video by Minnesota United FC
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May 14, 2025 at 5:15 PM
It's known by many names. The Dylan Wolpers Derby. Derby della Dylan. El Dylanclasico. Learn more about the man behind the myth.
youtu.be/VlOv4pIsvlI
youtu.be/VlOv4pIsvlI
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#MNUFC preview vs. Houston:
🔥 #Loons aim for three straight wins ♻️ Expect some rotations/changes to starting XI in Texas 😫 Dynamo misses center backs
Plus, a prediction for midweek match:
www.twincities.com/2025/05/13/l...
🔥 #Loons aim for three straight wins ♻️ Expect some rotations/changes to starting XI in Texas 😫 Dynamo misses center backs
Plus, a prediction for midweek match:
www.twincities.com/2025/05/13/l...
Loons at Houston Dynamo: Keys to the match, storylines and a prediction
MNUFC is aiming for its third straight win.
www.twincities.com
May 14, 2025 at 1:11 PM
#MNUFC preview vs. Houston:
🔥 #Loons aim for three straight wins ♻️ Expect some rotations/changes to starting XI in Texas 😫 Dynamo misses center backs
Plus, a prediction for midweek match:
www.twincities.com/2025/05/13/l...
🔥 #Loons aim for three straight wins ♻️ Expect some rotations/changes to starting XI in Texas 😫 Dynamo misses center backs
Plus, a prediction for midweek match:
www.twincities.com/2025/05/13/l...
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name.
Pope Chicken Fingers and Fries V
Pope Chicken Fingers and Fries V
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name.
Pope Hot Honey Pizza V
Pope Hot Honey Pizza V
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name.
Son of the Baconator VI
Son of the Baconator VI
May 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Your Pope name is the last thing you ate + the # of letters in your first name.
Pope Chicken Fingers and Fries V
Pope Chicken Fingers and Fries V
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TODAY ON THE PODCAST! Comedian David Uhlfelder stops by as we test out the new energy drink from Black Rifle Coffee Co. and talk about their VERY weird lawsuit from 2017. Then, we cover the CRAZY story of Pittsburgh's "fake Burger King" and Morgan Wallen's "Whiskey Glasses" is our JOTW. Lynx-N-Reply
May 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
TODAY ON THE PODCAST! Comedian David Uhlfelder stops by as we test out the new energy drink from Black Rifle Coffee Co. and talk about their VERY weird lawsuit from 2017. Then, we cover the CRAZY story of Pittsburgh's "fake Burger King" and Morgan Wallen's "Whiskey Glasses" is our JOTW. Lynx-N-Reply
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Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.
May 2, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Happy Giant Phallus Shaped Iceberg Floating In Conception Bay of Dildo, Canada Day to all who celebrate.
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March 27, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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