klep
@pelk.bsky.social
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
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he’s a tasty little guy
November 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
he’s a tasty little guy
in light of today's new admission to the lake of fire i am once again thinking of this www.welcometohellworld.com/god-will-pun...
God will punish them
I would want to drink their blood
www.welcometohellworld.com
November 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
in light of today's new admission to the lake of fire i am once again thinking of this www.welcometohellworld.com/god-will-pun...
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that’s right beg you miserable worm
October 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
that’s right beg you miserable worm
killing a bug needlessly is the lowest form of cowardice. anyone you see squishing a spider on purpose should be treated as a pariah
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 11:16 PM
killing a bug needlessly is the lowest form of cowardice. anyone you see squishing a spider on purpose should be treated as a pariah
actionable death threat i know, i know, it's seriousss
“Steven Patrick Morrissey when you perform at TD Place here in Ottawa next week on the evening of September 12th 2025 at about 9pm, I will be present at the venue in the audience & I will attempt to shoot you many times & kill you with a very large gun that I own illegally"
No words were minced lol
No words were minced lol
Morrissey cancels two US shows over ‘credible threat on his life’
Singer cancels shows in Connecticut and Massachusetts out of ‘abundance of caution’, days after threat also issued in Ottawa
www.theguardian.com
September 20, 2025 at 10:47 PM
actionable death threat i know, i know, it's seriousss
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"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
September 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
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civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
August 9, 2025 at 1:58 PM
civilization vi leader two turns before you destroy his lone attacking trebuchet unit with a missile cruiser
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May 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
they be callin me the white hippocrates on account of my moral stances are inconsistent and they can't spell good
May 12, 2025 at 7:54 PM
they be callin me the white hippocrates on account of my moral stances are inconsistent and they can't spell good
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in New Hampshire, JB Pritzker hits the "simpering timidity" of many Dems:
“Fellow Democrats, for far too long we’ve been guilty of listening to a bunch of do-nothing political types who would tell us that America’s house is not on fire,even as the flames are licking their faces"
“Fellow Democrats, for far too long we’ve been guilty of listening to a bunch of do-nothing political types who would tell us that America’s house is not on fire,even as the flames are licking their faces"
April 28, 2025 at 12:49 AM
in New Hampshire, JB Pritzker hits the "simpering timidity" of many Dems:
“Fellow Democrats, for far too long we’ve been guilty of listening to a bunch of do-nothing political types who would tell us that America’s house is not on fire,even as the flames are licking their faces"
“Fellow Democrats, for far too long we’ve been guilty of listening to a bunch of do-nothing political types who would tell us that America’s house is not on fire,even as the flames are licking their faces"
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What 2025 feels like
Also, It Has Been Brought To My Attention... (The Simpsons)
YouTube video by ThingsICantFindOtherwise
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March 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
What 2025 feels like
day-for-night
the hack director's scene is lit too bright
a crappy filter will set things aright
the hack director thinks you can't tell that there's light, that that there's light
the hack director's scene is lit too bright
a crappy filter will set things aright
the hack director thinks you can't tell that there's light, that that there's light
January 18, 2025 at 7:20 PM
day-for-night
the hack director's scene is lit too bright
a crappy filter will set things aright
the hack director thinks you can't tell that there's light, that that there's light
the hack director's scene is lit too bright
a crappy filter will set things aright
the hack director thinks you can't tell that there's light, that that there's light
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I’m a resist lib account following 45,000 people on here. My timeline looks like the code from the Matrix if it was entirely homophobic AI images of Elon Musk. I haven’t read a post from someone I actually know for six months. In the time it took you to read this I just followed 700 more accounts.
December 28, 2024 at 6:19 PM
I’m a resist lib account following 45,000 people on here. My timeline looks like the code from the Matrix if it was entirely homophobic AI images of Elon Musk. I haven’t read a post from someone I actually know for six months. In the time it took you to read this I just followed 700 more accounts.
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electricians are here today and the guy was talking to my cutout for a few seconds then goes "WOAH!" and realizes im in another room. gonna throw up.
Forgot to hide the life-size cutout of myself before the plumber got here. A genuinely devastating turn of events.
December 19, 2024 at 1:30 PM
electricians are here today and the guy was talking to my cutout for a few seconds then goes "WOAH!" and realizes im in another room. gonna throw up.
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I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad
December 14, 2024 at 1:25 AM
I'm a moderate on the issue of cars, I don't think they should be banned but I do think they should all be this. Now I know what you're thinking: what if I need to go fast or need more space? That's just too bad
if you see this post, show 4 of your favorite games?
September 4, 2024 at 2:22 PM
if you see this post, show 4 of your favorite games?
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ok honey i’m gonna go drive my oxcart in the mud for a few hours. it’s grueling work but it’s honest. for real if i hear a distant piano twinkle signifying i’m the protagonist of a Tides of History episode, portending an era of massive societal change, im gonna be so pissed off
July 8, 2024 at 2:56 PM
ok honey i’m gonna go drive my oxcart in the mud for a few hours. it’s grueling work but it’s honest. for real if i hear a distant piano twinkle signifying i’m the protagonist of a Tides of History episode, portending an era of massive societal change, im gonna be so pissed off
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Realising that it's #FossilFriday, this group of Giraffatitan have slacked off work early and gone to play at the beach. Part-timers. #paleoart #sciart
January 19, 2024 at 3:45 PM
Realising that it's #FossilFriday, this group of Giraffatitan have slacked off work early and gone to play at the beach. Part-timers. #paleoart #sciart