Pete Chouteau
@petethebobcat.bsky.social
Noted Tailgater and Hollywood Elitist
MAC faithful were told UMass basketball would make it worth adding UMass football.
defending nat’l cha❌pion 11-0 #1 ohio state buckeyes enthusiast
@tacoenthusiast.swifties.social
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UMass lost to Doug fuckin’ Gottlieb?! Fire everybody.
November 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
MAC faithful were told UMass basketball would make it worth adding UMass football.
Yeah! At the Dairy Hog!
Is there a big demand for cured meats erotica?
November 23, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Yeah! At the Dairy Hog!
Reposted by Pete Chouteau
edible mascots infers digestible mascots. in this analysis i will *manager slams my laptop shut*
BREAKING: We’re getting six (!) edible mascots at this year’s @poptartsbowl.com!
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
- six edible mascots, three on Team Sprinkles and three on Team Swirls
- fans get to vote on which mascot team to sacrifice to Mouth Heaven at game’s end, the biggest edible mascot sacrifice EVER
November 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
edible mascots infers digestible mascots. in this analysis i will *manager slams my laptop shut*
We still don’t know where… or when… the Bahamas Bowl will be played.
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 PM
We still don’t know where… or when… the Bahamas Bowl will be played.
Pre-loaded Cal loss explainer. Gonna play all the hits.
Dude loves himself a regional airport.
November 17, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Pre-loaded Cal loss explainer. Gonna play all the hits.
How many cups is this? Bobcat Stadium capacity is 20,727.
Despite the tight game so far, sources in Bobcat Stadium are noting there doesn’t appear to be much concern.
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 AM
How many cups is this? Bobcat Stadium capacity is 20,727.
New York Giants Head Coach Scott Satterfield
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 PM
New York Giants Head Coach Scott Satterfield
Another reason to be a MAC fan.
In 2023, students at Ohio State blocked the doors to the president's office.
Little did they know, live video from campus CCTVs were being fed straight to DHS.
It's part of a little-known, decades-long surveillance effort built on the back of college football.
www.foiaball.com/p/dhs-colleg...
Little did they know, live video from campus CCTVs were being fed straight to DHS.
It's part of a little-known, decades-long surveillance effort built on the back of college football.
www.foiaball.com/p/dhs-colleg...
Scoop: Inside DHS's vast college football surveillance effort
If you go to a college football game, the feds have cameras on you.
www.foiaball.com
November 7, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Another reason to be a MAC fan.
Safely home. Green > Red.
November 5, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Safely home. Green > Red.
@MACtion has passed its expiration date but nobody shows up like Ohio does for it.
November 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
@MACtion has passed its expiration date but nobody shows up like Ohio does for it.
I’ve been waiting for other sour cream brands to speak against Daisy’s reign of terror all season and they remained silent. I’m glad somebody said all this.
THE TOP WHATEVER IS UP AND OUT TO @channel6.bsky.social SUBSCRIBERS.
This week:
1. Texas A&M played a perfect quarter of football
2. Indiana will not take your blood money
3. WHY ARE YOU PUTTING SOUR CREAM ON STRAWBERRIES YOU FREAK
channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...
This week:
1. Texas A&M played a perfect quarter of football
2. Indiana will not take your blood money
3. WHY ARE YOU PUTTING SOUR CREAM ON STRAWBERRIES YOU FREAK
channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...
THE 2025 TOP WHATEVER, WEEK NINE
THESE CHILDREN WERE KEPT UNDER THE STAIRS FOR A DECADE. THESE KIDS ARE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE WHEN THEY FIND OUT ABOUT THE INTERNET AND SUGAR.
channel-6.ghost.io
October 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I’ve been waiting for other sour cream brands to speak against Daisy’s reign of terror all season and they remained silent. I’m glad somebody said all this.
Reposted by Pete Chouteau
THE TOP WHATEVER IS UP AND OUT TO @channel6.bsky.social SUBSCRIBERS.
This week:
1. Texas A&M played a perfect quarter of football
2. Indiana will not take your blood money
3. WHY ARE YOU PUTTING SOUR CREAM ON STRAWBERRIES YOU FREAK
channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...
This week:
1. Texas A&M played a perfect quarter of football
2. Indiana will not take your blood money
3. WHY ARE YOU PUTTING SOUR CREAM ON STRAWBERRIES YOU FREAK
channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...
THE 2025 TOP WHATEVER, WEEK NINE
THESE CHILDREN WERE KEPT UNDER THE STAIRS FOR A DECADE. THESE KIDS ARE GOING TO KILL EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE WHEN THEY FIND OUT ABOUT THE INTERNET AND SUGAR.
channel-6.ghost.io
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
THE TOP WHATEVER IS UP AND OUT TO @channel6.bsky.social SUBSCRIBERS.
This week:
1. Texas A&M played a perfect quarter of football
2. Indiana will not take your blood money
3. WHY ARE YOU PUTTING SOUR CREAM ON STRAWBERRIES YOU FREAK
channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...
This week:
1. Texas A&M played a perfect quarter of football
2. Indiana will not take your blood money
3. WHY ARE YOU PUTTING SOUR CREAM ON STRAWBERRIES YOU FREAK
channel-6.ghost.io/the-2025-top...
I found today's error in Sports Connections and feel so damn superior to the New York Times right now.
October 20, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I found today's error in Sports Connections and feel so damn superior to the New York Times right now.
Tough night to be a Color Guard Dad, but the Girl Scout selling continues, unabated. www.gsnutsandmags.com/landing/0/35...
Please help reach the goal for Girl Scouts
Visit Madison's personalized site now to see how you can help.
www.gsnutsandmags.com
October 19, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Tough night to be a Color Guard Dad, but the Girl Scout selling continues, unabated. www.gsnutsandmags.com/landing/0/35...
Cruel, but fair, assessment of a roadie to Muncie.
I'm gonna watch it but the theme for this week's CFB schedule is "games no one asked for"
September 30, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Cruel, but fair, assessment of a roadie to Muncie.
I spose it’s a Rubicon to take that first middle of the night trip and fall on the way to the bathroom.
It’s all downhill now.
It’s all downhill now.
September 29, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I spose it’s a Rubicon to take that first middle of the night trip and fall on the way to the bathroom.
It’s all downhill now.
It’s all downhill now.
Mahalo, mother fuckers!
September 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Mahalo, mother fuckers!
@channel6.bsky.social McHappy’s in Athens broke out the Mothman cookies for WVU @ Ohio today!
September 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
@channel6.bsky.social McHappy’s in Athens broke out the Mothman cookies for WVU @ Ohio today!
Year what? 24?
September 6, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Year what? 24?
Not sure Karun Chandhok could have been any more despondent when Norris' engine let go.
August 31, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Not sure Karun Chandhok could have been any more despondent when Norris' engine let go.
No! Not like this, Hawaii!
August 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
No! Not like this, Hawaii!
These Reds, man...
August 17, 2025 at 1:46 AM
These Reds, man...
This is a randy euphemism in The Villages.
A sweet old lady wrote me to ask if I would help her out by signing off Jeopardy! every night saying "Don't forget your night medicine, my friends." I am actively considering this.
August 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
This is a randy euphemism in The Villages.