Petti LaBelle
@petti-labelle.bsky.social
I mostly respond in cat memes because why would you not? Occasionally more absurd than real life, just to stay limber. Not-so-secret re-watcher of the same 4 historical C-dramas.
Oh, and somatic psychotherapist, but just for funsies.
Oh, and somatic psychotherapist, but just for funsies.
I have packed the essentials.
1x mason jar of whiskey
2x Cans of diet wild cherry Pepsi
(The combination of which is called a Double Biscuit, and you're welcome)
And thus I go out into the carnivorous world, wearing my unnamed goose earrings.
1x mason jar of whiskey
2x Cans of diet wild cherry Pepsi
(The combination of which is called a Double Biscuit, and you're welcome)
And thus I go out into the carnivorous world, wearing my unnamed goose earrings.
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I have packed the essentials.
1x mason jar of whiskey
2x Cans of diet wild cherry Pepsi
(The combination of which is called a Double Biscuit, and you're welcome)
And thus I go out into the carnivorous world, wearing my unnamed goose earrings.
1x mason jar of whiskey
2x Cans of diet wild cherry Pepsi
(The combination of which is called a Double Biscuit, and you're welcome)
And thus I go out into the carnivorous world, wearing my unnamed goose earrings.
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Mercedes Wells, the mother who gave birth on the side of the road minutes after she was discharged from a hospital, has been hospitalized with post-birth health issues
Mom Who Was Turned Away While in Active Labor Back in Hospital with Post-Birth Health Issues, Family Says
The mom who gave birth on the side of the road minutes after she was discharged from an Indiana hospital has been hospitalized with post-birth health issues.
people.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Mercedes Wells, the mother who gave birth on the side of the road minutes after she was discharged from a hospital, has been hospitalized with post-birth health issues
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My 93 year old great aunt just said the words “a lady of the night”. The party is officially on.
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
My 93 year old great aunt just said the words “a lady of the night”. The party is officially on.
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The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
November 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
The last of the original Garbage Pail Kids has died in custody
Every time.
you can immediately clock WKRP fans just by seeing whose face lights up with these 10 little words: "As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly."
“WKRP In Cincinnati” premieres 47 years ago today — a show that creator Hugh Wilson based on radio staff he knew from his days in advertising.
“Every call letter that I ran through my mind was already taken,” he said. “I think WKRP was not taken because it can be said that it spells ‘crap.'”
“Every call letter that I ran through my mind was already taken,” he said. “I think WKRP was not taken because it can be said that it spells ‘crap.'”
November 27, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Every time.
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A carceral relationship with the body is a reflection of white supremacist dominator culture.
We have to reject the return to the nothing-tastes-as-good-as-skinny-feels era of disordered eating, fascist wellness trends & assigning individual blame for systemic conditions.
We have to reject the return to the nothing-tastes-as-good-as-skinny-feels era of disordered eating, fascist wellness trends & assigning individual blame for systemic conditions.
November 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
A carceral relationship with the body is a reflection of white supremacist dominator culture.
We have to reject the return to the nothing-tastes-as-good-as-skinny-feels era of disordered eating, fascist wellness trends & assigning individual blame for systemic conditions.
We have to reject the return to the nothing-tastes-as-good-as-skinny-feels era of disordered eating, fascist wellness trends & assigning individual blame for systemic conditions.
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The Times identified 120+ instances in which guards were described as having punched, kicked or stomped on inmates, smashed their fingers in cell doors, held their legs apart and struck their genitals with batons, and even waterboarded them — all while they were handcuffed or otherwise restrained.
Restrained, Beaten, Asphyxiated: New York Prison Guards’ Brutality Grows
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The Times identified 120+ instances in which guards were described as having punched, kicked or stomped on inmates, smashed their fingers in cell doors, held their legs apart and struck their genitals with batons, and even waterboarded them — all while they were handcuffed or otherwise restrained.
Omg.
This is my world series.
This is my Superbowl.
This is as close to a sport that I could ever excel in.
This is my world series.
This is my Superbowl.
This is as close to a sport that I could ever excel in.
My knowledge of colors is not sophisticated enough for this game.
November 24, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Omg.
This is my world series.
This is my Superbowl.
This is as close to a sport that I could ever excel in.
This is my world series.
This is my Superbowl.
This is as close to a sport that I could ever excel in.
You killed my father; prepare to die, Charlie Brown.
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You killed my father; prepare to die, Charlie Brown.
First impressions of Last Samurai Standing (s01e01)
- oh, okay so kind of a hungry squid game but make it Meji era Japan? Well at least no one had to turn AI on to come up with that. 🙄
- is this is because Blue Eye Samurai is a long way off? *dark muttering*
- I miss Marikosama
- oh, okay so kind of a hungry squid game but make it Meji era Japan? Well at least no one had to turn AI on to come up with that. 🙄
- is this is because Blue Eye Samurai is a long way off? *dark muttering*
- I miss Marikosama
November 23, 2025 at 11:12 PM
First impressions of Last Samurai Standing (s01e01)
- oh, okay so kind of a hungry squid game but make it Meji era Japan? Well at least no one had to turn AI on to come up with that. 🙄
- is this is because Blue Eye Samurai is a long way off? *dark muttering*
- I miss Marikosama
- oh, okay so kind of a hungry squid game but make it Meji era Japan? Well at least no one had to turn AI on to come up with that. 🙄
- is this is because Blue Eye Samurai is a long way off? *dark muttering*
- I miss Marikosama
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this is the way
In Monrovia, California, protesters are purchasing 17¢ ICE scrapers from Home Depot and immediately returning them to create long lines and slow down the entire store. Their aim is to disrupt sales and convey a message opposing ICE raids occurring in their neighborhood.
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
this is the way
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I can’t figure out if this child is a preteen girl, a queer boy in theater camp, or a middle-aged lit professor with 200k in student loans. 😂
November 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I can’t figure out if this child is a preteen girl, a queer boy in theater camp, or a middle-aged lit professor with 200k in student loans. 😂
That tiddy tape is fighting for it's life
BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
I REPEAT BEYONCÉ DOING A HOT LAP WITH LEWIS HAMILTON
November 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
That tiddy tape is fighting for it's life
Incel kryptonite is one sentence long.
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Incel kryptonite is one sentence long.
IT'S LIKE RAAAAAIAAAAAAIN, ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
IT'S LIKE RAAAAAIAAAAAAIN, ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
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Stevie Wonder releases “Uptight (Everything’s Alright)” 60 yrs ago today.
At 15, the child star was in danger of being a has-been. His voice was changing. Motown execs “would give assignments to the various producers,” said songwriter Sylvia Moy. “No one wanted Stevie.”
The song saved his career.
At 15, the child star was in danger of being a has-been. His voice was changing. Motown execs “would give assignments to the various producers,” said songwriter Sylvia Moy. “No one wanted Stevie.”
The song saved his career.
November 22, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Stevie Wonder releases “Uptight (Everything’s Alright)” 60 yrs ago today.
At 15, the child star was in danger of being a has-been. His voice was changing. Motown execs “would give assignments to the various producers,” said songwriter Sylvia Moy. “No one wanted Stevie.”
The song saved his career.
At 15, the child star was in danger of being a has-been. His voice was changing. Motown execs “would give assignments to the various producers,” said songwriter Sylvia Moy. “No one wanted Stevie.”
The song saved his career.
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We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com.
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
November 21, 2025 at 2:56 PM
We spent a year investigating billionaires for @washingtonpost.com.
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
We found: the wealthiest 100 Americans gave $1.1 billion to influence the 2024 elections — 140x more than they did in 2000. And almost all of that giving boosted Republicans.
washingtonpost.com/politics/int...
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Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
Gmail can read your emails and attachments to train its AI, unless you opt out
A new Gmail update may allow Google to use your private messages and attachments for AI training. Here's how to turn it off.
www.malwarebytes.com
November 21, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Google has started automatically opting you in to let it read your stuff to train AI. You need to turn this off in SEVERAL places in your settings (not just for Gmail), if you want to maintain privacy and confidentiality.
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20...
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Fuck me this slaps.
"Join ICE" - Jesse Welles (LIVE on The Late Show)
YouTube video by The Late Show with Stephen Colbert
www.youtube.com
November 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Fuck me this slaps.
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New sexual identity just dropped.
November 20, 2025 at 8:07 PM
New sexual identity just dropped.
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Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
November 20, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Can’t believe the whole country has to suffer through the return of Dickensian childhood diseases because the worst, most ignorant attention-demanders decided other people’s expertise makes them feel bad
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This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
November 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
This might be an unpopular opinion but what this baby seal is doing is very special to me, personally.
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"AI" is really: "Capital hates Labor so much, it wants to replace it entirely".
One little problem: ALL profit is, ultimately, derived from Labor.
AI can *NEVER* be profitable.
One little problem: ALL profit is, ultimately, derived from Labor.
AI can *NEVER* be profitable.
November 18, 2025 at 1:54 PM
"AI" is really: "Capital hates Labor so much, it wants to replace it entirely".
One little problem: ALL profit is, ultimately, derived from Labor.
AI can *NEVER* be profitable.
One little problem: ALL profit is, ultimately, derived from Labor.
AI can *NEVER* be profitable.
Me:"... And *then* that woman made me bring back 'just threw up in my mouth a little' back, and it was the last mf straw"
Look I’m just trying to prepare y’all for the inevitable VF profile on “the quiet strength” of Majorie Taylor Greene
November 17, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Me:"... And *then* that woman made me bring back 'just threw up in my mouth a little' back, and it was the last mf straw"
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It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop
November 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop