sam woes
@pewterrabbit.bsky.social
same username on tumblr. english student @ umn, also knitting and making zines. love my cat and decorating my treehouse apartment :) big minnesota lynx fan. eng/italiano
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beep beep announcement time!
i will be tabling at twin cities zine fest on february 7, 2026 at the minneapolis central library! come say hi + HOPEFULLY ill be wearing my zableye vest for the occasion :)
i will be tabling at twin cities zine fest on february 7, 2026 at the minneapolis central library! come say hi + HOPEFULLY ill be wearing my zableye vest for the occasion :)
sorry for bringing rancid vibes to the print shop i hope u can forgive 😔
December 13, 2025 at 9:11 PM
sorry for bringing rancid vibes to the print shop i hope u can forgive 😔
wait omg i just realized after this semester i have one last finals week of "this is the single worst essay i've ever written" antics. damn. anyway i just submitted the single worst essay i've ever written :D
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 AM
wait omg i just realized after this semester i have one last finals week of "this is the single worst essay i've ever written" antics. damn. anyway i just submitted the single worst essay i've ever written :D
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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It’s psychological relief yet a prison to say “Everything is fucked forever” rather than facing the equally distressing “I don’t know what the future will be like.”
December 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
It’s psychological relief yet a prison to say “Everything is fucked forever” rather than facing the equally distressing “I don’t know what the future will be like.”
ok i’m just gonna say it. i recoil at the term “chapbook” for some reason. you can just put everything i do under the zine umbrella tbh
December 5, 2025 at 9:58 PM
ok i’m just gonna say it. i recoil at the term “chapbook” for some reason. you can just put everything i do under the zine umbrella tbh
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If “The Canterbury Tales” were written today it would be called “The Airport Chili’s Bar Tales” and I think that’s beautiful
December 1, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If “The Canterbury Tales” were written today it would be called “The Airport Chili’s Bar Tales” and I think that’s beautiful
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SEEING EVERYONE POSTING ABOUT FOOTBALL: boring. who could possibly still care about this
ME TYPING UP ANOTHER POST ABOUT BASKETBALL: i’m sure that everyone will both understand and like this
ME TYPING UP ANOTHER POST ABOUT BASKETBALL: i’m sure that everyone will both understand and like this
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
SEEING EVERYONE POSTING ABOUT FOOTBALL: boring. who could possibly still care about this
ME TYPING UP ANOTHER POST ABOUT BASKETBALL: i’m sure that everyone will both understand and like this
ME TYPING UP ANOTHER POST ABOUT BASKETBALL: i’m sure that everyone will both understand and like this
beep beep announcement time!
i will be tabling at twin cities zine fest on february 7, 2026 at the minneapolis central library! come say hi + HOPEFULLY ill be wearing my zableye vest for the occasion :)
i will be tabling at twin cities zine fest on february 7, 2026 at the minneapolis central library! come say hi + HOPEFULLY ill be wearing my zableye vest for the occasion :)
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
beep beep announcement time!
i will be tabling at twin cities zine fest on february 7, 2026 at the minneapolis central library! come say hi + HOPEFULLY ill be wearing my zableye vest for the occasion :)
i will be tabling at twin cities zine fest on february 7, 2026 at the minneapolis central library! come say hi + HOPEFULLY ill be wearing my zableye vest for the occasion :)
feeling very strong need to Clown again
November 28, 2025 at 8:51 PM
feeling very strong need to Clown again
this was what going to alternative school for grades 6-12 was like btw
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
this was what going to alternative school for grades 6-12 was like btw
saw an owl on my walk!
November 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
saw an owl on my walk!
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No crime happens. MORE POLICE. Police are there & crimes happen. MORE POLICE. More crimes happen, more police happen, more & more police happen!
November 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
No crime happens. MORE POLICE. Police are there & crimes happen. MORE POLICE. More crimes happen, more police happen, more & more police happen!
twenty eight effing pages for this research mockup...but it's DONE and turned in ON TIME! please clap
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
twenty eight effing pages for this research mockup...but it's DONE and turned in ON TIME! please clap
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Everything seems so much harder lately. Just hard, hard, hard. (IT'S FINE IT'S FINE)
November 25, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Everything seems so much harder lately. Just hard, hard, hard. (IT'S FINE IT'S FINE)
why is there no moratorium on musician biopics like PLEASE let it rest
November 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
why is there no moratorium on musician biopics like PLEASE let it rest
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do you think dinosaurs believed in love
November 20, 2025 at 11:08 PM
do you think dinosaurs believed in love
admittedly i’m kinda bummed about pennies going away
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
admittedly i’m kinda bummed about pennies going away
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This is why they were in downtown Chicago today.
"one agent shouted, “Everyone say, ‘Little Village!’”"
Nuremberg Trials are the moderate stance
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
"one agent shouted, “Everyone say, ‘Little Village!’”"
Nuremberg Trials are the moderate stance
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
This is why they were in downtown Chicago today.
"one agent shouted, “Everyone say, ‘Little Village!’”"
Nuremberg Trials are the moderate stance
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
"one agent shouted, “Everyone say, ‘Little Village!’”"
Nuremberg Trials are the moderate stance
blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...
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between chuck and amy schumer that is one bitch ass talentless family. just mega goofy dumbasses.
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
between chuck and amy schumer that is one bitch ass talentless family. just mega goofy dumbasses.
my whole life is just like “damn i need more sheet protectors“
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
my whole life is just like “damn i need more sheet protectors“
excluding mitchell robinson the knicks won that game for zohran mamdani
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM
excluding mitchell robinson the knicks won that game for zohran mamdani
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basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
November 5, 2025 at 1:57 PM
basically every 2024 truism is dead. Trump did not build a lasting multiracial coalition or turn young men into committed Republicans. You don’t need to cave on trans rights to win. The pundits have nothing left to tell you.
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What if we skip the siren test today? At 1, we'll all just go outside and unleash a cathartic BBBOOOOOOOOOOOO.
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
What if we skip the siren test today? At 1, we'll all just go outside and unleash a cathartic BBBOOOOOOOOOOOO.
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Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.