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They don’t let you swim in the lava at Hawaii. The marketing doesn’t mention that so thought people should know
May 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
They don’t let you swim in the lava at Hawaii. The marketing doesn’t mention that so thought people should know
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Some personal news: I have found the will to go on
May 1, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Some personal news: I have found the will to go on
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I own quite a few baseball hats, so it’s safe to say I’m pretty athletic.
April 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I own quite a few baseball hats, so it’s safe to say I’m pretty athletic.
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Please save me from regular people’s discover feed!
I truly do not want to be discovered
I truly do not want to be discovered
April 16, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Please save me from regular people’s discover feed!
I truly do not want to be discovered
I truly do not want to be discovered
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Hugging 500 raccoons would fix me rn
April 16, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Hugging 500 raccoons would fix me rn
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the economy is collapsing but at least lorde is back
April 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
the economy is collapsing but at least lorde is back
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someone needs to get their ass kicked by paddington bear
April 9, 2025 at 5:41 AM
someone needs to get their ass kicked by paddington bear
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If you don't know how to make these decisions without an "influencer" telling you what to do, idk what to tell you. All information about civics is available online, in libraries, everywhere. You don't need someone famous to "inspire" you to do the right thing if you stay informed.
April 4, 2025 at 5:03 PM
If you don't know how to make these decisions without an "influencer" telling you what to do, idk what to tell you. All information about civics is available online, in libraries, everywhere. You don't need someone famous to "inspire" you to do the right thing if you stay informed.
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Vampires can’t see their reflection in a mirror.
That’s why they always leave the house with toothpaste on their shirt.
That’s why they always leave the house with toothpaste on their shirt.
April 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Vampires can’t see their reflection in a mirror.
That’s why they always leave the house with toothpaste on their shirt.
That’s why they always leave the house with toothpaste on their shirt.
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skeletons do so much, i don't think we show them enough gratitude
March 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
skeletons do so much, i don't think we show them enough gratitude
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Whenever I go to the mall with my wife I become a shopping bag pack mule that is my JOB and I take it very seriously. I am a proud accessory.
March 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Whenever I go to the mall with my wife I become a shopping bag pack mule that is my JOB and I take it very seriously. I am a proud accessory.
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Shoutout to all the kind, mindful humans out there.
March 19, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Shoutout to all the kind, mindful humans out there.
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*son goes missing for a week*
wife: maybe ask your bluesky followers for help
me: that would be extremely off-brand linda
wife: maybe ask your bluesky followers for help
me: that would be extremely off-brand linda
March 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
*son goes missing for a week*
wife: maybe ask your bluesky followers for help
me: that would be extremely off-brand linda
wife: maybe ask your bluesky followers for help
me: that would be extremely off-brand linda
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Take a second.
Think about something you did today. No matter how big or small.
And tell yourself how proud you are of you.
Really mean it.
💜
Think about something you did today. No matter how big or small.
And tell yourself how proud you are of you.
Really mean it.
💜
March 18, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Take a second.
Think about something you did today. No matter how big or small.
And tell yourself how proud you are of you.
Really mean it.
💜
Think about something you did today. No matter how big or small.
And tell yourself how proud you are of you.
Really mean it.
💜
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it’s a good day bc i can loop killah by lady gaga ft. gesaffelstein
March 7, 2025 at 4:08 PM
it’s a good day bc i can loop killah by lady gaga ft. gesaffelstein
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being alive right now is so stupid
March 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
being alive right now is so stupid
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No thoughts, just Meg Thee Stallion lyrics.
March 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
No thoughts, just Meg Thee Stallion lyrics.
If you see this, post a pic from your device without explanation!
March 6, 2025 at 3:18 AM
If you see this, post a pic from your device without explanation!
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Me @ 12:00:01 am EST on 3/7/2025
March 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Me @ 12:00:01 am EST on 3/7/2025
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Today is a good day to be gentle with yourself.
March 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Today is a good day to be gentle with yourself.