Peyton
@pit96.bsky.social
he/him | 23 | serial reposter | i share memes and stuff sometimes
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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tips for bluesky newcomers: YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED! THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES! SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT, IF Y
December 25, 2025 at 1:03 AM
tips for bluesky newcomers: YELLOW TILES ARE ELECTRIC! THEY WILL ELECTROCUTE YOU! GREEN TILES ARE ALARM TILES! IF YOU STEP ON THEM, YOU WILL HAVE TO FIGHT A MONSTER!! ORANGE TILES ARE ORANGE-SCENTED! THEY WILL MAKE YOU SMELL DELICIOUS! BLUE TILES ARE WATER TILES! SWIM THROUGH IF YOU LIKE, BUT, IF Y
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December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
December 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
When I was in high school we made 69 jokes but the economy is so bad kids these days can only joke about 67
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
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math textbook covers for some reason:
November 17, 2025 at 5:31 PM
math textbook covers for some reason:
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President Trump and Congressional Republicans just shut down the government because they refused to stop your health care costs from rising.
Let me be clear: Republicans are in charge of the White House, House, and Senate. This is their shutdown.
Let me be clear: Republicans are in charge of the White House, House, and Senate. This is their shutdown.
October 1, 2025 at 4:11 AM
President Trump and Congressional Republicans just shut down the government because they refused to stop your health care costs from rising.
Let me be clear: Republicans are in charge of the White House, House, and Senate. This is their shutdown.
Let me be clear: Republicans are in charge of the White House, House, and Senate. This is their shutdown.
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[XENOMORPH ALIEN SKITTERS AT FULL SPEED DOWN CORRIDOR CEILING]
ME: (sighing) is this about sex or death
[XENOMORPH STOPS, UNSURE HOW TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION]
ME: (sighing) is this about sex or death
[XENOMORPH STOPS, UNSURE HOW TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION]
August 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
[XENOMORPH ALIEN SKITTERS AT FULL SPEED DOWN CORRIDOR CEILING]
ME: (sighing) is this about sex or death
[XENOMORPH STOPS, UNSURE HOW TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION]
ME: (sighing) is this about sex or death
[XENOMORPH STOPS, UNSURE HOW TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION]
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wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.
September 10, 2025 at 2:34 PM
wild that MP3 is an audio file, MP4 is a video file, but MP5 is a submachine gun. Digimon-ass evolution line.
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
September 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Did you know your MacBook has a sensor that knows the exact angle of the screen hinge?
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
It’s not exposed as a public API, but I figured out a way to read it and make it sound like an old wooden door.
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conservatives have gotten so fascistic they’re too far gone for the NRA lol
September 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
conservatives have gotten so fascistic they’re too far gone for the NRA lol
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Only one day left until the discover feed becomes clogged with horny fanart of the grossest little bug guy from Silksong
September 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Only one day left until the discover feed becomes clogged with horny fanart of the grossest little bug guy from Silksong
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the specific ones that were coming to mind in making this post were Scott's Window Resizing Utility and Tom's MIDI Player btw. they both do the thing they say
www.scottandmichelle.com/scott/progra...
www.grandgent.com/tom/projects...
www.scottandmichelle.com/scott/progra...
www.grandgent.com/tom/projects...
September 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
the specific ones that were coming to mind in making this post were Scott's Window Resizing Utility and Tom's MIDI Player btw. they both do the thing they say
www.scottandmichelle.com/scott/progra...
www.grandgent.com/tom/projects...
www.scottandmichelle.com/scott/progra...
www.grandgent.com/tom/projects...
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all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
August 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
all the best windows software in history is called something like "joe's thing doer". it does the thing and nothing else and is available on a html website in plain text and takes up under a megabyte of space and uses default windows ui elements and will work until the heat death of the universe
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Four days until release! Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available on 4th September.
Release times:
7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST
Game price:
USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300
Release times:
7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST
Game price:
USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300
September 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Four days until release! Hollow Knight: Silksong will be available on 4th September.
Release times:
7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST
Game price:
USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300
Release times:
7AM PT | 10AM ET | 4PM CEST | 11PM JST
Game price:
USD $19.99 | EUR €19.99 | JPY ¥2300
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There’s one policy that Democrats could run on that guarantees they’d sweep back into power: making .webp images illegal
August 29, 2025 at 4:07 AM
There’s one policy that Democrats could run on that guarantees they’d sweep back into power: making .webp images illegal
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August 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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The kids are alright
August 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
The kids are alright
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ahh yes, because when i buy wifi adapters, it's typically by the ounce
August 25, 2025 at 5:29 PM
ahh yes, because when i buy wifi adapters, it's typically by the ounce