@plant-g0blin.bsky.social
plant goblin with a passion for good books, videogames, homesteading, and animals.
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I was at a comedy club in Manhattan last night.
Comedian: Where you from?
Audience member: Texas!
Comedian: Oh! Here for an abortion?
Comedian: Where you from?
Audience member: Texas!
Comedian: Oh! Here for an abortion?
January 13, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I was at a comedy club in Manhattan last night.
Comedian: Where you from?
Audience member: Texas!
Comedian: Oh! Here for an abortion?
Comedian: Where you from?
Audience member: Texas!
Comedian: Oh! Here for an abortion?
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Crazy how even after 14 years Minecraft is still the best video game
January 13, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Crazy how even after 14 years Minecraft is still the best video game
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Have I read all the books I own? No. Will I keep buying more while re-reading my favourites? Of course. My bookshelf, my rules.
December 15, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Have I read all the books I own? No. Will I keep buying more while re-reading my favourites? Of course. My bookshelf, my rules.
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“i was born in the wrong generation”
i am alive the same time kindle unlimited exists. im where i need to be
i am alive the same time kindle unlimited exists. im where i need to be
November 29, 2024 at 2:42 AM
“i was born in the wrong generation”
i am alive the same time kindle unlimited exists. im where i need to be
i am alive the same time kindle unlimited exists. im where i need to be
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Nothing gives me as much peaceful pleasure as reading a good book when it rains
December 14, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Nothing gives me as much peaceful pleasure as reading a good book when it rains
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What if... one... bean
December 15, 2024 at 2:18 AM
What if... one... bean
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She is NOT spoiled! Take it back! 😉
December 14, 2024 at 11:17 PM
She is NOT spoiled! Take it back! 😉
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I can help you save money with two easy tips:
1) Don't buy that
2) If you must buy that, there's probably a cheaper version of it that's just as good
1) Don't buy that
2) If you must buy that, there's probably a cheaper version of it that's just as good
December 14, 2024 at 3:46 PM
I can help you save money with two easy tips:
1) Don't buy that
2) If you must buy that, there's probably a cheaper version of it that's just as good
1) Don't buy that
2) If you must buy that, there's probably a cheaper version of it that's just as good
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People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.
December 14, 2024 at 7:49 PM
People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.
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[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun
December 11, 2024 at 3:33 PM
[ominously] now the jingle hop has begun
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I get it… it’s pretty peopley out there.
December 11, 2024 at 4:33 PM
I get it… it’s pretty peopley out there.
once upon a broken heart threw me into book depression… tempted to start caraval but im kinda looking for something with a little spice 🌶️ any recs for romantasy books with a great plot and decent spice? i’ve read all the sjm books, from blood and ash, and could not get into zodiac academy.
December 3, 2024 at 12:31 AM
once upon a broken heart threw me into book depression… tempted to start caraval but im kinda looking for something with a little spice 🌶️ any recs for romantasy books with a great plot and decent spice? i’ve read all the sjm books, from blood and ash, and could not get into zodiac academy.
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stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce
December 1, 2024 at 4:20 PM
stardew valley puts a wizard in your rural farming town and he sometimes does magic but his main thing is he had a messy divorce
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Normalize slow writers with seasonal depression and full-time jobs. Like, 500 words is a good day for me and I will not be made to feel bad about it 😂
December 1, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Normalize slow writers with seasonal depression and full-time jobs. Like, 500 words is a good day for me and I will not be made to feel bad about it 😂
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If someone grabbed my boob I could see being mad…
This escalated quickly 😂
Fuck ☠️👻
This escalated quickly 😂
Fuck ☠️👻
November 30, 2024 at 6:08 PM
If someone grabbed my boob I could see being mad…
This escalated quickly 😂
Fuck ☠️👻
This escalated quickly 😂
Fuck ☠️👻
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A personal favorite. The older I get, the more poignant it becomes...
November 30, 2024 at 1:44 PM
A personal favorite. The older I get, the more poignant it becomes...
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american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊
me: that sounds nice! what happened next?
american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert
me: that sounds nice! what happened next?
american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert
November 28, 2024 at 9:20 PM
american schools: on the first thanksgiving, the pilgrims and native americans shared dinner to celebrate their peaceful coexistence in the new world 😊
me: that sounds nice! what happened next?
american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert
me: that sounds nice! what happened next?
american schools: uhhhhhhh. dessert
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you.
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 6
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 6
November 28, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you.
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 6
One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order.
No explanations, no reviews, just covers.
Day 6
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they should make video games so that they listen through your mic for the sound of a beer opening and when it detects it your character in the game will also have a beer in their hand
November 26, 2024 at 11:07 AM
they should make video games so that they listen through your mic for the sound of a beer opening and when it detects it your character in the game will also have a beer in their hand
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Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer
Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer
Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer
Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer
Stop gatekeeping… casual gamers are just as valid
Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer
Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer
Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer
Stop gatekeeping… casual gamers are just as valid
November 26, 2024 at 3:40 PM
Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer
Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer
Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer
Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer
Stop gatekeeping… casual gamers are just as valid
Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer
Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer
Liking casual games does not make you any less of a gamer
Stop gatekeeping… casual gamers are just as valid
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A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other
November 26, 2024 at 3:59 PM
A rap battle is two men writing poems about each other