Pnkrkgrl
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A tiny pixie with a heart of gold.
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I’d be there opening night for The Muppet Odyssey
We should have a Muppets adaptation of classic literature like every 3-5 years. Give the creative team time to cook
December 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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I was feeling really angry and morose. But then I drank a glass of wine (or two) and put on Vince Guraldi, and now the world seems better.
a group of peanuts characters are ice skating
ALT: a group of peanuts characters are ice skating
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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That’s what these ‘debates’ are really about: framing old fashioned oppression as some kind of high-brow concern for women’s happiness.

You know what makes us happy? Bank accounts. Voting rights. The ability to leave a bad marriage and not have a miscarriage kill us.
December 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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This was my biggest tweet over in the bad place. It will live here now. 🧙‍♀️🎄
December 11, 2024 at 2:40 AM
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this is a good reminder of how things that are shitty but have been accepted as normal and inevitable can actually turn out to be abnormal and evitable with some science, time, education and political will
December 19, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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AD-ROCK: Yo Ebenezer you gotta show re-
BEASTIES: MORSE
AD-ROCK: Redemption is not a mere matter of
Beasties: COURSE
MIKE D: We’ll show you Bob Cratchit’s not a lazy
BEASTIES: MOOCHER
MCA: We’re Christmas Past
MIKE D: Christmas Present
BEASTIES: AND CHRISTMAS FUTURE
January 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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THREAD. A collection of photographs of excellent sheep I have met on walks.

You will find the captions to each photo in the alt text.
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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10/10
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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HAPPY INTERNATIONAL CAPS LOCK DAY SORRY FOR OUR DELAY WE DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THIS WAS A REAL DAY.
October 22, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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Also, "pore over," not "pour over".
August 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Girls only want one thing and it's disgusting.
August 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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With Tom Lehrer's passing, I suppose this is a moment to share the story of the prank he played on the National Security Agency, and how it went undiscovered for nearly 60 years.
July 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Airlynes are lyke "Thanke yow for checkinge in. You are nowe eligible to paye $45 for our 'No weirde squirrel yn your seating area' Program. Yf you paye the moneye and signe up you are 100% guaranteed that ther wil not be a weirde squirrel runninge up, doun, and arounde your seate. What a bargain!"
July 17, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Hey ding-dongs, let’s have a chit-chat about 'Ablaut reduplication.'

If you have three words, the order usually goes 'I-A-O.'
-tic-tac-toe

If there are only two words, ‘I’ is the first and the second is either ‘A’ or ‘O.’
-click-clack
-King-Kong
July 17, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Computers used to scream every time they connected to the Internet. They knew. They tried to warn us. We did not listen.
June 22, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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the thing about not having an algorithm here is it's ok to have one fucking place that's not a popularity contest. we have the nielsen ratings. we have the charts. we have meta. everything is is already a popularity contest and it fucking sucks, globally. we can have one place where you vibe it out
June 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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DM: You creep through the dragon's den, your boots echoing into the otherwise silent cavern...

Players: *immersed*

DM: Suddenly, something else starts to fill the air...

Players: *getting nervous*

*dm puts on careless whisper*

Players: What.

DM: *puts this on the table*

Players: WHAT.

#dnd
May 30, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Main character energy is OUT, this summer we’re bringing NPC energy. We’re posted up at the bar dropping lore and suggesting side quests. We’re leaning casually near a locked door and saying “I don’t think you have the key for that” when someone tries the handle. We’re staring at a tree.
May 29, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Knowledge vs. Ignorance

A 🧵

One of my favorite speeches of American political history is John F. Kennedy’s Rice University speech committing to put a man on the moon.

In it, he speaks of a “decade of hope and fear” and an era of “knowledge and ignorance,” intertwined.

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May 27, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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May 15, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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The 'kin' of ‘napkin’ means "little."

‘Nap’ comes from ‘nape,' which means “tablecloth.”

So a napkin is a little tablecloth.

10/10, no notes.
May 14, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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AP pope says the trinity is three persons with one comma
A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope
May 8, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Conclave? Or a tyme for a large groupe of verye busye professionals wyth full schedules and manye responsibilityes to playe an entire D&D campaign uninterrupted?
May 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM