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heartwarming ❤️
i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun
December 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
heartwarming ❤️
this is just more proof wwe aesthetics are deeply embedded in conservative politics
Indiana State Senator wishes you a Merry Christmas by… posting images of himself assaulting Santa Claus.
Are the fascists okay?
Are the fascists okay?
December 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
this is just more proof wwe aesthetics are deeply embedded in conservative politics
a subversive take on the classic "person leaves fake america (city) for Real America (small town) to rediscover the Meaning of Christmas" trope
there should be a movie where a woman from a small town begrudgingly goes to the big city for the holidays and falls in love at first sight with ethiopian food
In the hallmark movies where the lady goes back home from the big city, they never talk about the game she must play pretending that the ethnic food in the small town is anywhere near as good as her family thinks it is. Just grimacing while eating mid Thai food.
December 25, 2025 at 10:58 PM
a subversive take on the classic "person leaves fake america (city) for Real America (small town) to rediscover the Meaning of Christmas" trope
convection ovens are my biggest opp
December 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
convection ovens are my biggest opp
you can tell the college football ecosystem is basically separate from the actual educational mission of the university because you get analysts incredulously asking why a guy would transfer from tennessee to ucla and decide not to transfer somewhere else after a bad season
December 25, 2025 at 6:40 AM
you can tell the college football ecosystem is basically separate from the actual educational mission of the university because you get analysts incredulously asking why a guy would transfer from tennessee to ucla and decide not to transfer somewhere else after a bad season
"we love capitalism!" they continue to insist as the us slowly turns into one single corporation governed by an oligarch group chat
December 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"we love capitalism!" they continue to insist as the us slowly turns into one single corporation governed by an oligarch group chat
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if it bleeds, it leads and if there's less bleeding, we're gonna squeeze all the juice out of each one that we can
These declines are MASSIVE.
And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.
“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”
THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.
Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
And the comparative silence in media coverage is absolutely DAMNING.
“Why are ppl always so afraid of crime?”
THIS is why. When crime goes up, media trips over itself to report it.
Falls to pre-war (!!) levels? Just CRICKETS.
I count 10 cities in 2025 that are on track to have the fewest murders since at least 1970. Newark is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1956 (though only have data through Oct this year) and San Francisco is on pace to have the fewest murders since 1942.
December 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
if it bleeds, it leads and if there's less bleeding, we're gonna squeeze all the juice out of each one that we can
so the supertall blocking the empire state building view from madison square is a) ugly as fuck and b) only 26 actual apartments??
December 24, 2025 at 1:04 AM
so the supertall blocking the empire state building view from madison square is a) ugly as fuck and b) only 26 actual apartments??
it used to be widely acknowledged that canada was one of our closest allies
The Atlantic suggesting, without evidence, that Canada's Global TV broadcasting the '60 Minutes' segment on CECOT that CBS distributed to it may have been an act of "treachery."
🔗: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
🔗: www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
December 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
it used to be widely acknowledged that canada was one of our closest allies
"the federal taxpayer" oh you mean the blue states? you're not gonna let the blue states fund their own infrastructure with their own federal tax money?
Sean Duffy on blue states: "What I can do is I can pull their money. That's the leverage I do have ... I guarantee you that the federal taxpayer is not going to fund their roads and bridges and their systems when they are putting illegals on the roads."
December 23, 2025 at 10:04 PM
"the federal taxpayer" oh you mean the blue states? you're not gonna let the blue states fund their own infrastructure with their own federal tax money?
hope he's lost some sleep over it ❤️
Check out the Kavanaugh FN 4; I think it's pretty clear that the Kavanaugh Stop thing has gotten to him:
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
hope he's lost some sleep over it ❤️
let's be honest, it's also the world view of much of america
And she assumed it would be easy because it was a topic she had an opinion on and so did not need to do any research. This is the epistemic world view of the ignorant, and, apparently OU leadership.
Worth noting that the student admits that she just threw the thing together in 30 minutes without reading the paper she was supposed to be responding to.
December 23, 2025 at 9:37 PM
let's be honest, it's also the world view of much of america
looks like 2025 did more damage to me and my vernacular than i thought
December 23, 2025 at 6:48 PM
looks like 2025 did more damage to me and my vernacular than i thought
it's more fun for people to like different things anyway!
Is it at all imaginable to people that their tastes…aren’t universal? Why are we so weird now?
December 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
it's more fun for people to like different things anyway!
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
December 22, 2025 at 6:12 AM
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
welcome back, effective political slogan "abolish ice"
A November YouGov poll had ICE favorability underwater by 14 points among all Americans and 37(!) points among political independents today.yougov.com/politics/art...
December 21, 2025 at 3:49 AM
welcome back, effective political slogan "abolish ice"
buildings that glow with an inner light >>>>
imagine more bike parking spaces that activate our dark streets and provide public space
divisare.com/projects/331...
divisare.com/projects/331...
Various Architects · Bicycle Hotel Lillestrøm
The design of the Bicycle hotel in Norway designed by Various Architects meets the functional requirements to provide a safe parking for 400 bicycles. In addition the project gives back to the city th...
divisare.com
December 20, 2025 at 10:33 PM
buildings that glow with an inner light >>>>
ok, honestly i get this. i personally would struggle to trust a doctor that doesn't know how to use yahoo answers, either
I would struggle to trust an academic who doesn‘t know how to
use AI tools.
Which is not the same as not being critical.
use AI tools.
Which is not the same as not being critical.
December 20, 2025 at 10:32 PM
ok, honestly i get this. i personally would struggle to trust a doctor that doesn't know how to use yahoo answers, either
la will do everything except build a reasonable number of apartments
California's minimum wage is increasing in 2026 as Los Angeles debates $30 an hour
California's minimum wage is adjusted every year for inflation and an increase will take effect on Jan. 1, 2026. Some cities have a higher wage floor.
California's minimum wage is adjusted every year for inflation and an increase will take effect on Jan. 1, 2026. Some cities have a higher wage floor.
California's minimum wage is increasing in 2026 as Los Angeles debates $30 an hour
California's minimum wage is adjusted every year for inflation and an increase will take effect on Jan. 1, 2026. Some cities have a higher wage floor.
bit.ly
December 20, 2025 at 12:16 AM
la will do everything except build a reasonable number of apartments
wow even the sun's for sale in Trump's America
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
wow even the sun's for sale in Trump's America
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BARTy had a lil @metrolosangeles.bsky.social adventure the other day!
When BARTy isn’t holding things down in the Bay, there is nothing our little mascot loves more than exploring other transit systems.
For all you BART riders flying out of OAK or SFO into LAX, follow BARTy’s lead and ride Metro!
When BARTy isn’t holding things down in the Bay, there is nothing our little mascot loves more than exploring other transit systems.
For all you BART riders flying out of OAK or SFO into LAX, follow BARTy’s lead and ride Metro!
December 19, 2025 at 9:29 PM
BARTy had a lil @metrolosangeles.bsky.social adventure the other day!
When BARTy isn’t holding things down in the Bay, there is nothing our little mascot loves more than exploring other transit systems.
For all you BART riders flying out of OAK or SFO into LAX, follow BARTy’s lead and ride Metro!
When BARTy isn’t holding things down in the Bay, there is nothing our little mascot loves more than exploring other transit systems.
For all you BART riders flying out of OAK or SFO into LAX, follow BARTy’s lead and ride Metro!
i really don't think anyone would have trouble seeing the problem with this kind of rhetoric if it were directed toward any other minority population
So Politico actually dared to publish a “Republicans are pivoting to kill trans kids because they think it’ll help them in elections” story
It includes this stunning paragraph where the journalists actually say 18,000 kids losing care is “relatively few” children
It includes this stunning paragraph where the journalists actually say 18,000 kids losing care is “relatively few” children
December 19, 2025 at 10:30 PM
i really don't think anyone would have trouble seeing the problem with this kind of rhetoric if it were directed toward any other minority population
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Not that it will but the willingness of Americans to obey is a very funny contrast with our self-image and should probably prompt some reflection bsky.app/profile/jonf...
NEWS: They're adding Trump's name to the Kennedy Center building right now. www.washingtonpost.com/entertainmen...
Kennedy Center adds Trump’s name to building
The signage change follows a vote by the board of trustees to rename the performing arts complex the Trump Kennedy Center.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Not that it will but the willingness of Americans to obey is a very funny contrast with our self-image and should probably prompt some reflection bsky.app/profile/jonf...
you do not, understand any circumstances, gotta hand it to hitler
December 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
you do not, understand any circumstances, gotta hand it to hitler