Remi Wolf Evangelist
@pootfarts.bsky.social
I’m the only one that ever shidded and farded 💚
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Me when I won’t shut up
November 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Me when I won’t shut up
uncircumcised quesadilla
September 28, 2025 at 12:09 AM
uncircumcised quesadilla
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if god didn't want me to eat ass, then why can I breathe through my ears
September 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
if god didn't want me to eat ass, then why can I breathe through my ears
Ich will wieder nach Berlin reisen 😫
September 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Ich will wieder nach Berlin reisen 😫
Couldn’t be happier for Cole and Sam. We saw Oh, Mary with Betty Gilpin in February and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen on stage since the first time I saw The Producers.
June 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Couldn’t be happier for Cole and Sam. We saw Oh, Mary with Betty Gilpin in February and it’s the funniest thing I’ve seen on stage since the first time I saw The Producers.
For the second time… and I’m still A1 lmao
June 9, 2025 at 2:24 AM
For the second time… and I’m still A1 lmao
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probably feels incredible to be lightly breaded
June 8, 2025 at 9:04 AM
probably feels incredible to be lightly breaded
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Looks like summer is cancelled
June 6, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Looks like summer is cancelled
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*putting on my de-escalation riot gear*
June 7, 2025 at 3:11 AM
*putting on my de-escalation riot gear*
the Demon Twink is my favorite modern cryptid
June 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
the Demon Twink is my favorite modern cryptid
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WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!
May 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
WHAT IS THE CHARGE? EATING A MEAL?! A SUCCULENT CHINESE MEAL?!
booby’s staying at the vet overnight
May 13, 2025 at 8:40 PM
booby’s staying at the vet overnight
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I saw Gavin Newsom load a homeless family into a Waymo and shout, “the ocean please” into the steering wheel and then slap the back of it to send it off like a horse.
May 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
I saw Gavin Newsom load a homeless family into a Waymo and shout, “the ocean please” into the steering wheel and then slap the back of it to send it off like a horse.
constantly stuck between my love for patti harrison and my absolute hatred of instagram
May 6, 2025 at 1:42 AM
constantly stuck between my love for patti harrison and my absolute hatred of instagram
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Shooting my computer with a g*n for trying to tell me what "Hasan vs Ethan" is
May 3, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Shooting my computer with a g*n for trying to tell me what "Hasan vs Ethan" is
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If I had 99 bottles of beer I wouldn’t keep them on a wall, I’d put them in the fridge.
May 1, 2025 at 12:32 PM
If I had 99 bottles of beer I wouldn’t keep them on a wall, I’d put them in the fridge.
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Catty Cardinal Can’t Wait To See Who Got Fat Since Last Conclave
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April 28, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Catty Cardinal Can’t Wait To See Who Got Fat Since Last Conclave
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the reason I’m not shredded like a fitness model is because I don’t think it would be fair to have that on top of my incredible personality
April 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
the reason I’m not shredded like a fitness model is because I don’t think it would be fair to have that on top of my incredible personality
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Saw this opening weekend in the theater in 2nd grade and it’s no small wonder I went on to shoplift and smoke cigarettes and write graffiti
honestly this shit would have had me joining the Foot Clan too
April 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Saw this opening weekend in the theater in 2nd grade and it’s no small wonder I went on to shoplift and smoke cigarettes and write graffiti