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Just found out that my new coworker isn't old enough to remember 9/11.
a woman wearing a headband and earrings says what do you mean
Alt: Jennifer Lawrence on Hot Ones, saying "What do you mean? WHAT DO YOU MEAN?" through tears.
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September 11, 2025 at 1:11 PM
@magictavern.bsky.social have you guys considered coming to Evansville, IN for a live show? I've been listening for years and would love to see you in person!
September 12, 2025 at 12:55 AM
@midimyers.com I heard you say you're watching Kitchen Nightmares. Do yourself a favor and watch the UK version before you plow through the US version. It's on Peacock. It is by far the better version!
May 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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Just saw a cyber truck and it ruined my whole day.
December 24, 2024 at 12:58 AM
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Bluesky has gained another 350,000 users.

Hi, new folks! Welcome to Bluesky. I’m your host of hosts, God.
December 17, 2024 at 10:05 PM
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a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
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Healthcare should be free for all!

As Jesus intended.
December 6, 2024 at 12:20 AM
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I’m still amazed people think Project 2025 isn’t going to happen. Nobody writes a 920 page manifesto and then at the very end says, “just kidding!”
November 24, 2024 at 12:02 AM
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How could anyone want to deny this child such love. I see this and think, that’s the luckiest baby ever.
November 22, 2024 at 11:29 AM
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There IS a left-wing agenda, and it’s to prioritize compassion over greed. Kindness isn't a limited resource.
November 22, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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Hi, I’m God.

Billionaires shouldn’t exist.

Thanks,

God
November 21, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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🌎: Are you smarter than a 5th grader?

🇺🇸: know
November 18, 2024 at 12:11 AM
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pigeons gather in scores
June 30, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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i dont mean to make you jealous but chef totino is throwing me a pizza party tonight
June 29, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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pausing air bud every 5 minutes to explain to my kids how important this movie was for us as a nation
June 23, 2024 at 1:58 AM
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I hope everyone has a good time with today's only big video game release, Drug Dealer Simulator 2.
June 20, 2024 at 5:02 PM
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elden ring ………………
June 19, 2024 at 11:07 PM
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WRONG DONALD
June 20, 2024 at 6:06 PM
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When I die, I want my remains to be scattered at COSTCO. Also, I don't want to be cremated
June 19, 2024 at 3:34 PM
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I’m gonna tell everybody to Fukk off before the heat wave gets here so they know I’m genuine & not cranky
June 18, 2024 at 10:48 AM
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fully back in the elden ring zone now. beat margit tonight and got most of the way through stormveil. i am playing as an astrologer this time and it’s really fun. last time i was 100% melee so it’s wild to have magic long-range attacks
May 28, 2024 at 1:36 AM
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ROGAN: so it's like, what, a fox that lives inside him?
ME: Yes Joe. the hidden leaf has a child with a demon fox inside him. and what's worse is that he can summon a giant toad. and obama did nothing
ROGAN: woah. jamie bring up a picture of a toad
May 23, 2024 at 7:01 PM
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i am always looking to diversify my freelance base of people who do video game reviews/criticism but right now i am definitely looking for more folks who are into strategy games (all kinds) and roguelikes/lites. send to: maddy at polygon dot com with writing examples! (please repost/share this)
May 23, 2024 at 7:26 PM
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April 16, 2024 at 11:52 AM