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we've fallen into a hambush 🐷
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loot does not drop upon defeating me. the developers didn't expect anyone to attack me, i am so vulnerable, and only trying to help. why did you raise your sword? for material gain? i would give you anything i have if you had only asked. i did not ask to be in this game, i did not ask to have 6hp.
February 8, 2026 at 12:55 AM
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If anybody thinks this is a joke
February 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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He cooked with this one
January 17, 2026 at 11:00 PM
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PSA: If you get a Discord message from someone named Chuckster, DO NOT REPLY! They will claim to help you get the Shine Sprite, but in reality they will just throw you into the abyss.
January 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
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i miss when this guy was the only LLM
a man in a suit is holding a pink object
ALT: a man in a suit is holding a pink object
media.tenor.com
January 7, 2026 at 3:32 AM
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30 Dec 2025
December 30, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Good on Penn Jillette. Having to come to terms with your entire political identity and philosophy being wrong is not easy and most people could never do it.
December 7, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
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"I'll show you my Big Beautiful Bill"
November 14, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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people hate AI, but they don't actually understand what it is. for example, you know the most famous AI program? that's actually an example of AI! the more you know
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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12 Nov 2025
November 12, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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29 Oct 2025
October 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Tony Hawk's Pro Tactics Advance
July 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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please watch movies and read books and play games and look at art, please view it with your own eyes through a lens you made yourself and not just through video essayists and ending explained videos please im begging you
October 21, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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things bullets say
Almost every time I go thru JFK something weird happens.
October 13, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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I'm being so real right now, learn how to engage in media as art and not a reflection of your own real life morals. consume things that make you uncomfortable and understand why it makes you uncomfortable. Don't just base yours and others morals standings on the media you consume.
September 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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THROUGH THE DARKNESS

OF FUTURE PAST

THE MAGICIAN LONGS TO SEE

ONE CHANCE OUT

BETWEEN TWO WORLDS
September 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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who up strokin' they sword while lamenting the social realities
September 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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One thing I'll say about DC not only canceling Red Hood, but recalling the first issue and refunding stores for buying it, is that you can still get Neil Gaiman's work through them. They still work with Otto Schmidt. Eddie Berganza worked there for years AFTER the formation of a policy that no women
September 17, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed.
Can't stress this enough: nobody fucking cares what he was up to
August 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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future archeologists getting into a heated debate over what the fuck "blue flavor" must have tasted like
August 7, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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nice argument, unfortunately i have already depicted myself as Switch 2 Keith David and you as Gamecube Jason Alexander
July 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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10 Jul 2025
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July 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM