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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 1h

Hell yeah ladies

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John Breen’s Body @acab.dad · 4h

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Stonewall veteran Miss Major Griffin-Gracy moved to hospice care: 'She is surrounded by love'

Trans campaigner and author Miss Major Griffin-Gracy has been moved to hospice care following her hospitalisation earlier this month.

www.thepinknews.com

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 2h

Hey now
You're a health nut
Eat some yogurt
Like Yoplait

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grilled cheese 🧀 @grilldcheese.bsky.social · 1d

38 years ago Bono claimed he can't live with or without you, and yet...

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Wendigo Wires 👻 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 2h

*goddammits intensify*

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 4h

Hahahaa they're both leaning back and pushing into that spandex SO HAAAARD

dryheatgarrett @dryheatgarrett.bsky.social · 11h

Good morning. Everyone write to every Michigan official and demand they reopen the comments for the MSU Wrestling Instagram page! 😾

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 7h

We can all do it. We're all here for more or less the same reason anyway

Robson Fletcher @robsonfletcher.com · 8h

One of my final interactions on Twitter was to post asking if anyone had an old bike that I could buy to use as a winter commuter.

Someone instead offered me a free bike. We learned we lived nearby. I brought him a case of beer in exchange.

I still ride that bike and we still correspond.

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 7h

Loud Sex with Edith Bunker

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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 2d

I haven’t been the same since I walked in on my parents having sex.

Mom thought it was pretty amazing that I could walk while having sex, though.

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 21h

I stabbed a clown
But he got up again
I don't think you can kill a clown

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midgie @midgie.bsky.social · 1d

hi unexpected neighbour chicken

a small reddish brown hen is trying to get inside an open door

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 1d

Hell yeah B!

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 1d

Beautiful

GᵣₐbₜₕₑWₑₙₑₛₛ @ayankdownunder.bsky.social · 1d

Music can fix me, music can break me, but music in general will never forsake me.

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 1d

ONE STEP BEYOOOOOND

mindi @flawdbizkit.bsky.social · 1d

my mind consists of broken wind chimes playing the sound of madness

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 1d

Two horror movies that I love & are available on YouTube

- Behind The Mask: The Rise Of Leslie Vernon

- The Last Horror Movie

A great double feature because there is some overlap in the respective plots, but one is kinda funny in parts. If you haven't seen these movies and you dig horror, watch!

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Hank “Chode Toaster” Finch @hankfinch.bsky.social · 1d

Just one time and people call you cabbage fucker the rest of your life

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Nora Loreto @nolore.bsky.social · 1d

This week's Sandy and Nora episode talks about how Canadian media is already so Americanized that the fascist swing of their media will be felt directly here too. CTV has already, for months, aired US news as if its in Saskatchewan.

Unofficial CTV News Mirror @ctvnews-mirror.bsky.social · 1d

Motorists lift medical helicopter to rescue woman after crash injuring 3 on Sacramento highway

A medical helicopter crashed on a highway in Sacramento, critically injuring three people aboard, including a woman who was pinned underneath and was rescued with the help of motorists who lifted part of the aircraft, according to officials.

www.ctvnews.ca

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 1d

On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. It's a silly place

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 1d

Imagine tripping balls some night, jumping into a taxi and the WHOLE CEILING LIGHTS UP BECAUSE YOU ARE NOW ON CASHCAB MOTHERFUCKER. Trying to maintain and win money whilst becoming one with the universe, on camera and destined for syndication. Hell yeah... Adam got stories for sure

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 2d

This happened to me irl in 1998, but still we live. Haven't had sex in 8 years but still we live.

These days I just have masturbation candles... you may laugh, but I once got a Viagra prescription just so I could jerk off. The future is not yours

Greg @growlygrego.bsky.social · 2d

It is supposed to be our special night. A grand romantic gesture. It takes me over an hour to light all the candles. My god there are so many. It is now 300 degrees in your bedroom. My desperate attempts to keep wax off your dresser further kill the mood. Love has left your eyes.

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 2d

Thanks

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 2d

Let’s talk about ‘whoa.’

First of all, ‘woah’ is not yet considered an established spelling variant of ‘whoa.’

While ‘woah’ has grown in prevalence since the late 20th century, ‘whoa’ is still about 5 times as common as ‘woah.’

Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 2d

Maaaaaan, every Friday afternoon while at university, my wife and I would burn one behind Nerc Sinerck*, then hit the library basement and look at underground newspapers from the 60s. That's how I learned that Bonnie Raitt has been around forever and is a hero.

*NRC CNRC. A federally funded program

Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 2d

I have been trying to explain a microfiche machine to one of my dear, brilliant, talented, but clearly too young to be alive collaborators. And it is taking the last of my soul.

“Micro…fish?? I have never heard that word in my life.” I recorded the timestamp so it can be put on my tombstone.

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Hecubus @protocrawl.bsky.social · 2d

All I know it that it's a cosin

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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 2d

Weird thing where people say “no one could have predicted it” when really what they mean is their political commitments and orientation were such that they ignored everyone who was predicting it

Sorry but “no one could have“ and you having your head stuck up your ass are two different situations

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