Wandering Jew
@purplevines.bsky.social
Your local Tradescantia Zebrina
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As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
January 17, 2026 at 6:48 PM
As screenwriter of the Labubu movie I want to clear up some misconceptions. Yes, technically they do eat human flesh, but only necrotic tissue around wounds. Doctors use them to clean up injuries and promote positive health outcomes. Labubus are humanity’s allies, except for evil Labubus of course
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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when gandalf isn’t with bilbo and the gang i imagine he’s in back to back zoom meetings
September 8, 2025 at 4:07 AM
when gandalf isn’t with bilbo and the gang i imagine he’s in back to back zoom meetings
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No Kings clearly does not include Aragorn, son of Arathorn, bearer of Andúril (forged from the remains of Narsil), as he is the direct lineal heir of Isildur and thus the rightful ruler of Gondor and Arnor, and called King Elessar, which means “Elf-Stone” in Quenya, the tongue of the Elves.
June 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
No Kings clearly does not include Aragorn, son of Arathorn, bearer of Andúril (forged from the remains of Narsil), as he is the direct lineal heir of Isildur and thus the rightful ruler of Gondor and Arnor, and called King Elessar, which means “Elf-Stone” in Quenya, the tongue of the Elves.
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This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
May 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online
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Currently at an AEW match where the face (hero) has one leg and the heel (villain) stole his prosthetic and they’re fighting for it. Incredible stuff.
May 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Currently at an AEW match where the face (hero) has one leg and the heel (villain) stole his prosthetic and they’re fighting for it. Incredible stuff.
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Oh wrestling is fake?
Then explain this
Then explain this
May 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Oh wrestling is fake?
Then explain this
Then explain this
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One of my reinterpretation of andalites, from Animorphs!
May 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
One of my reinterpretation of andalites, from Animorphs!
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also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
May 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
also you all need to see this, because this is something I don't think *anybody* could predict for where this ad goes
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i deleted youtube off my
phone and completely cleared my view and search history from chrome just to see what youtube shorts would give me. this is the result
phone and completely cleared my view and search history from chrome just to see what youtube shorts would give me. this is the result
May 4, 2025 at 12:40 AM
i deleted youtube off my
phone and completely cleared my view and search history from chrome just to see what youtube shorts would give me. this is the result
phone and completely cleared my view and search history from chrome just to see what youtube shorts would give me. this is the result
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a walking sim ttrpg (AKA the coffee doctorine)
May 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
a walking sim ttrpg (AKA the coffee doctorine)
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important reminder for people getting into arguments with people who are wrong in my mentions
April 17, 2025 at 11:49 AM
important reminder for people getting into arguments with people who are wrong in my mentions
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As soon as I find a mantra that works it’s over for you fuckers.
April 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
As soon as I find a mantra that works it’s over for you fuckers.
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island
and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods
forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
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...the final frontier...
April 2, 2025 at 7:49 PM
...the final frontier...
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(chuckling wisely) You fool... I am getting my ass kicked *strategically*
March 13, 2025 at 11:48 PM
(chuckling wisely) You fool... I am getting my ass kicked *strategically*
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One of the things I like in Star Trek is when they play tennis but it has to be space tennis so the ball is stupid and worse
March 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
One of the things I like in Star Trek is when they play tennis but it has to be space tennis so the ball is stupid and worse
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Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
March 26, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Behold, per inbox, "the first ever bed design[ed] for non-monogamy": first of all, I'd say all beds work for non-monogamy; second, good god look at it
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Me: “The Tendi toy can’t hurt you.”
Tendi toy:
Tendi toy:
March 6, 2025 at 9:52 AM
Me: “The Tendi toy can’t hurt you.”
Tendi toy:
Tendi toy:
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In the 1930s, Titus Tart started a potato chip company, and of course he named it for himself.
February 28, 2025 at 8:17 PM
In the 1930s, Titus Tart started a potato chip company, and of course he named it for himself.
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This is Meta’s brand new ad for Horizon Worlds. Not sure how I’m supposed to feel about it.
February 16, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This is Meta’s brand new ad for Horizon Worlds. Not sure how I’m supposed to feel about it.