i'm coffee
@ahcoffeebeans.bsky.social
they/them || 20s || digital artist and ttrpg asset designer (banner by @humanmorph.bsky.social )
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@ahcoffeebeans.bsky.social
· Sep 11
ahcoffeebeans
ahcoffeebeans.itch.io
hello! my name is coffee johnson - I'm a games designer and digital artist. you might know me for WALKING SIM TTRPG, PALADIN, or as a google sheets designer for your favorite game
you can find my work at: ahcoffeebeans.itch.io
you can find my work at: ahcoffeebeans.itch.io
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Suffice to say I’m looking for work so if you like what I do and had anything in mind, please hit me up at [email protected]
Well, not only has my day job not paid me in over a calendar month, they’re also expecting me to be the singular employee on staff, both back and front of house, for a full service sit down restaurant that also does online orders. So I might need to quit before lining something else up.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Suffice to say I’m looking for work so if you like what I do and had anything in mind, please hit me up at [email protected]
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dead end dot com / fufufufufu
November 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
dead end dot com / fufufufufu
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traveller for 5e. 40k for quest. metamorphosis alpha for skylanders. rifts for the lancer companion app COMP/CON. runequest for the nothing phone. top secret for zenner deck. elfquest for 3ds. toon for samsung smart fridges. GURPS for dolby 5.1 surround sound atmos enabled. ars magica for teens
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 PM
traveller for 5e. 40k for quest. metamorphosis alpha for skylanders. rifts for the lancer companion app COMP/CON. runequest for the nothing phone. top secret for zenner deck. elfquest for 3ds. toon for samsung smart fridges. GURPS for dolby 5.1 surround sound atmos enabled. ars magica for teens
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Before u go off to family plans, you should throw me a few dollars to draw your fav character on stream later today
it's been a rough month @ work, so to make up for missing income, I'm doing a doodle stream THIS THURSDAY
donos through ko-fi or stream elements both work, 5$ min per character, ocs or canon characters both valid.
ko-fi.com/bennettflynt...
streamelements.com/charllahan/tip
donos through ko-fi or stream elements both work, 5$ min per character, ocs or canon characters both valid.
ko-fi.com/bennettflynt...
streamelements.com/charllahan/tip
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Before u go off to family plans, you should throw me a few dollars to draw your fav character on stream later today
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You know what’s going to be incredibly hard for future researchers? The largely missing private & semi-private documents from 2000 onwards, as more & more & more of our written exchanges never get printed on paper & saved, on purpose or otherwise.
You know what we won't need once handwriting recognition software has done its thing? Archivists, curators, conservators, catalogers, codicologists, or paleographers. We won't need archives either. We won't need diplomatics, editorial theory, book or media history, or material culture studies 🗃️🧵
November 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
You know what’s going to be incredibly hard for future researchers? The largely missing private & semi-private documents from 2000 onwards, as more & more & more of our written exchanges never get printed on paper & saved, on purpose or otherwise.
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NEW: Local ‘Participating Agencies’ Expand ICE Links in Minnesota as Counties Profit from Immigrant Detentions
> unicornriot.ninja/2025/local-p...
> unicornriot.ninja/2025/local-p...
November 27, 2025 at 1:59 AM
NEW: Local ‘Participating Agencies’ Expand ICE Links in Minnesota as Counties Profit from Immigrant Detentions
> unicornriot.ninja/2025/local-p...
> unicornriot.ninja/2025/local-p...
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1. It would appear that in recent reporting, the BBC is now using the phrase "biological male who identifies as a woman" when they mean to talk about a transgender woman.
This is an incredibly demeaning way to talk about transgender women in news pieces.
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This is an incredibly demeaning way to talk about transgender women in news pieces.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
BBC Now Calling Trans Women 'Biological Males Who Identify As Women'
These stories come in the aftermath of allegations that a small but mighty cabal of “LGBT reporters” had somehow seized control of the BBC and “censored” right-wing views.
www.erininthemorning.com
November 27, 2025 at 1:13 AM
1. It would appear that in recent reporting, the BBC is now using the phrase "biological male who identifies as a woman" when they mean to talk about a transgender woman.
This is an incredibly demeaning way to talk about transgender women in news pieces.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
This is an incredibly demeaning way to talk about transgender women in news pieces.
Subscribe to support our journalism.
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My experience with piracy is if someone who was never going to pay for my work turns into a fan that is worth more financially than what I’d lose from that first transaction
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
My experience with piracy is if someone who was never going to pay for my work turns into a fan that is worth more financially than what I’d lose from that first transaction
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people pirate most stuff when they're broke as shit and buy all they can when they're not, except for all the shit you can't see without piracy 'cause no one sells it. people pay when they have the cash and, increasingly, they have no cash. blame The End Of Mass Prosperity In The Imperial Core.
piracy discourse is so exhausting and passe, but i will observe that every truly great collector of physical media I know has a big harddrive of pirated books and movies. you literally cannot have one without the other
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
people pirate most stuff when they're broke as shit and buy all they can when they're not, except for all the shit you can't see without piracy 'cause no one sells it. people pay when they have the cash and, increasingly, they have no cash. blame The End Of Mass Prosperity In The Imperial Core.
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The Prisoner 2: The Rizzoner
November 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
The Prisoner 2: The Rizzoner
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The only pertinent thing about this story is that everyone involved is responsible for the murder of millions of infants and children. I don't care about Cum Poetry, I care that these are serial murderers
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:54 PM
The only pertinent thing about this story is that everyone involved is responsible for the murder of millions of infants and children. I don't care about Cum Poetry, I care that these are serial murderers
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Celebrating this by having a 25%-off sale on all my stuff. Starts this Friday, the 28th!
November 26, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Celebrating this by having a 25%-off sale on all my stuff. Starts this Friday, the 28th!
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one goku vs frieza 4k upscaled fight compilation after another
November 26, 2025 at 6:03 PM
one goku vs frieza 4k upscaled fight compilation after another
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If this is true she should never work as a journalist again.
Hey, congratulations to all of Olivia Nuzzi’s horny media critic defenders. Heckuva job!
November 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
If this is true she should never work as a journalist again.
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You should absolutely do this, and there are worse places to start than with this presentation by one of the creators of Kentucky Route Zero
gdcvault.com/play/1020596...
gdcvault.com/play/1020596...
November 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
You should absolutely do this, and there are worse places to start than with this presentation by one of the creators of Kentucky Route Zero
gdcvault.com/play/1020596...
gdcvault.com/play/1020596...
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I'm always interested in people looking into the increasing (inflated?) expectations of professionalism/finish/multi-disciplinarianism expected of artists these days. This article also happens to include nice things said about me.
The curious, playful, and intentionally unfinished Oddfolk left @newmadras.bsky.social completely charmed.
Oddfolk is the most fun you can have with four lines
Warning: can cause game design.
www.rascal.news
November 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
I'm always interested in people looking into the increasing (inflated?) expectations of professionalism/finish/multi-disciplinarianism expected of artists these days. This article also happens to include nice things said about me.
let's fucking go
youtu.be/-dbVQyfzPpQ?...
youtu.be/-dbVQyfzPpQ?...
Divine Hammer - Trailer
YouTube video by hzl
m.youtube.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:23 PM
let's fucking go
youtu.be/-dbVQyfzPpQ?...
youtu.be/-dbVQyfzPpQ?...
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BOYS WEEKEND ??? (mattie lubchansky pantheon books 2023 ?????) ????????????????????????????
November 26, 2025 at 3:50 PM
BOYS WEEKEND ??? (mattie lubchansky pantheon books 2023 ?????) ????????????????????????????
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For comparison, "Sex With Hitler 2" is still a game you can buy on Steam. Valve's okay with that one.
"It's extremely frustrating and also f*cked up" - one of the world's best indie studios is facing shock closure following confounding Steam ban
www.eurogamer.net/its-extremel...
www.eurogamer.net/its-extremel...
November 26, 2025 at 3:19 AM
For comparison, "Sex With Hitler 2" is still a game you can buy on Steam. Valve's okay with that one.
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its crazy bc i feel broke as fuck but then other much more established artists will be like "i also make under 20 grand a year".
2. It's rare for any creative, including writers, to be able to live solely off their creative income. Moreover, there is no correlation between the creative value of art and the income status of its creator. It's okay to have another gig to eat and pay bills and survive our capitalist hellscape.
November 26, 2025 at 7:41 AM
its crazy bc i feel broke as fuck but then other much more established artists will be like "i also make under 20 grand a year".
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From my anecdotal experience, this is absolutely true
Police have access to massive surveillance networks that track the public whether they are suspects or not. That means probably for every 1 officer caught using the system to harass or spy on people they have feuds with, ex's, activists, journalists, there are probably 100 more we don't know about.
Georgia police chief charged with using license plate readers to stalk and harass people
A police chief in suburban Atlanta has been arrested on charges of using the city's license plate cameras to stalk and harass people.
apnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
From my anecdotal experience, this is absolutely true
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IGN is paying attention to censorship again. Use their momentum, call visa and mastercard, tell them you read the article, ask them why they're censoring legal stuff
reminder that you don't need to know specifics of what's at play. It's often better to sound like a normie
reminder that you don't need to know specifics of what's at play. It's often better to sound like a normie
Really wild situation here: a celebrated and well-regarded indie dev and publisher is facing shutdown because Valve banned their game from Steam and won't talk to them about it, at all.
www.ign.com/articles/uns...
www.ign.com/articles/uns...
Unsettling Horror Game Horses Banned From Steam, Leaving Studio With 'High Risk' of Closure - IGN
Indie horror game Horses is preparing to launch on December 2, on the Epic Games Store, GOG, Itch.io, and the Humble Store. But one place it won't be is on Steam, because Steam has banned the game for...
www.ign.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:51 PM
IGN is paying attention to censorship again. Use their momentum, call visa and mastercard, tell them you read the article, ask them why they're censoring legal stuff
reminder that you don't need to know specifics of what's at play. It's often better to sound like a normie
reminder that you don't need to know specifics of what's at play. It's often better to sound like a normie
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seeing people being like "ehhh Idkkkkk horses DOES sound kinda icky, I get why it was banned" like barely 2 months after a bunch of people kicked up the wildest possible hostile campagn against _itch_ makes me feel like I'm losing my mind lol
November 26, 2025 at 1:39 AM
seeing people being like "ehhh Idkkkkk horses DOES sound kinda icky, I get why it was banned" like barely 2 months after a bunch of people kicked up the wildest possible hostile campagn against _itch_ makes me feel like I'm losing my mind lol
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