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@quellesurprise.bsky.social
I'm nobody.
Pinned
Like. Lookit his face. That's my Kix 🥰
I keep looking for glasses online now that I have a new script that is worse. I keep thinking I've found a winner and then it won't let me put a prism in. Or I enter my script and it says "lol no." I promise I'm just putting in the numbers as written on my prescription paper.
December 29, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I keep looking for glasses online now that I have a new script that is worse. I keep thinking I've found a winner and then it won't let me put a prism in. Or I enter my script and it says "lol no." I promise I'm just putting in the numbers as written on my prescription paper.
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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Bari Weiss is the logical endpoint of corporate media. This is what happens when people who hate journalism are in charge of it. The only way journalism works is when it’s independent from the power it’s supposed to hold to account, which means ownership can’t have anything to do with those in power
December 22, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Bari Weiss is the logical endpoint of corporate media. This is what happens when people who hate journalism are in charge of it. The only way journalism works is when it’s independent from the power it’s supposed to hold to account, which means ownership can’t have anything to do with those in power
Oh no, I've accidentally watched too much of One Battle After Another and now I fear I may be glued to the sofa until it's done
December 22, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Oh no, I've accidentally watched too much of One Battle After Another and now I fear I may be glued to the sofa until it's done
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muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
December 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
muppet christmas carol (happy holidays!)
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I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
December 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I feel like I'm going to get a lot of use out of this Pluribus screencap
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Being the director of the FBI and releasing a couples podcast while a mass shooter is on the loose is a wild choice
lot of awful and insane stuff going on. but if you really want to have a brain bleed this holiday season don't lose sight of Stephen Miller's wife doing a video podcast with the FBI director and his gf about their love life
December 16, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Being the director of the FBI and releasing a couples podcast while a mass shooter is on the loose is a wild choice
I'm playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 and is there some point where you can just intuitively parry and dodge, or do I just mash the buttons and fail two-thirds of the time forever? And also when do these mechanics start to make more sense?
December 16, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I'm playing Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 and is there some point where you can just intuitively parry and dodge, or do I just mash the buttons and fail two-thirds of the time forever? And also when do these mechanics start to make more sense?
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The games industry brings in 300 billion dollars a year. The guy who made DOOM gets his projects canceled, the guy who made Katamari Damacy is broke, everyone in your feed is begging for a job and there are 50 new games coming out on Steam every day all going towards buying Gabe Newell's next yacht
Keita Takahashi (Katamari, Wattam, Noby Noby Boy) has moved back to Japan, and says he may be forced to quit the games industry due to To a T underperforming.
He also says he'd love to work on Katamari again, and for someone to invest in his studio.
(Read more at GamesRadar)
He also says he'd love to work on Katamari again, and for someone to invest in his studio.
(Read more at GamesRadar)
December 15, 2025 at 12:57 PM
The games industry brings in 300 billion dollars a year. The guy who made DOOM gets his projects canceled, the guy who made Katamari Damacy is broke, everyone in your feed is begging for a job and there are 50 new games coming out on Steam every day all going towards buying Gabe Newell's next yacht
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I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
December 14, 2025 at 12:54 PM
I'm giving out this star, so get it while you can folks
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BREAKING: Mike Johnson just said he won't call a vote this year to extend enhanced subsidies under the Affordable Care Act — effectively guaranteeing they will expire at the end of this month.
December 16, 2025 at 5:30 PM
BREAKING: Mike Johnson just said he won't call a vote this year to extend enhanced subsidies under the Affordable Care Act — effectively guaranteeing they will expire at the end of this month.
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We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
Here are the 28 Dem Senators who voted to advance the first federal ban on trans athletes & a federal definition of sex that would make trans & intersex people non-existent: Angela Alsobrooks (MD), Tammy Baldwin (WI), Richard Blumenthal (CT), Lisa Blunt Rochester (DE), Chris Coons (DE), ->
By a vote of 76-23, S 1071 passes the motion to proceed to the motion to concur. Won't know who voted for this until the roll call is uploaded, but safe to say it passed with the support of at least 24 members of the Democratic caucus. (Rand Paul probably voted nay and Steve Daines has been absent).
December 16, 2025 at 2:33 PM
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
@yarnsalad.bsky.social we were getting the Christmas tree out and a bunch of affirmations you sent me in the midst of my divorce were next to it. Teared up a bit. Hope you're doing well.
December 15, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@yarnsalad.bsky.social we were getting the Christmas tree out and a bunch of affirmations you sent me in the midst of my divorce were next to it. Teared up a bit. Hope you're doing well.
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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Imagine how many amazing authors-to-be will never get their books published because so much money was spent on this talent-free asshole
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
Olivia Nuzzi’s ‘Canto’ Sells Just 1,200 Print Copies In First Week
“American Canto,” one of the most hyped political books of the year, flopped in bookstores.
www.forbes.com
December 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Imagine how many amazing authors-to-be will never get their books published because so much money was spent on this talent-free asshole
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Blue Prince (2025)
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Blue Prince (2025)
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I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
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November 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Weird Al debuts his new parody of APT. by ROSÉ and Bruno Mars that features extensive instructions on how to 3D print a gun and then just lists the Forbes 400 richest people.
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Weird Al debuts his new parody of APT. by ROSÉ and Bruno Mars that features extensive instructions on how to 3D print a gun and then just lists the Forbes 400 richest people.
Yearly visit to the state capitol for Arts Reasons complete.
December 6, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Yearly visit to the state capitol for Arts Reasons complete.
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It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
Mark Zuckerberg’s gamble on the "Metaverse" has lost his company more than $77 billion.
December 6, 2025 at 7:03 AM
It would cost $30 billion to end homelessness in the USA.
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reskeet with a tweet you still think about
September 10, 2023 at 9:36 PM
reskeet with a tweet you still think about
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Great thread on why hepatitis B is such an issue and why the vaccine at birth was SO important.
Why do babies need the hepatitis B vaccine if they aren’t high-risk?
Short answer: Because hepatitis B is a tricky virus.
Longer answer: Continue reading ⬇️
🧵1/9 @kkjetelina.bsky.social @meganranney.bsky.social @jasonlschwartz.bsky.social @enirenberg.bsky.social
Short answer: Because hepatitis B is a tricky virus.
Longer answer: Continue reading ⬇️
🧵1/9 @kkjetelina.bsky.social @meganranney.bsky.social @jasonlschwartz.bsky.social @enirenberg.bsky.social
December 5, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Great thread on why hepatitis B is such an issue and why the vaccine at birth was SO important.
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California unveiled an online portal to report potentially illegal activity by federal law enforcement, including ICE agents, to the state Department of Justice.
You can now report crimes by federal agents in California
California unveiled an online portal to report potentially illegal activity by federal law enforcement, including ICE agents, to the state Department of Justice.
www.berkeleyside.org
December 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
California unveiled an online portal to report potentially illegal activity by federal law enforcement, including ICE agents, to the state Department of Justice.
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brought to you by your sponsor, The Worst Administration In American History
December 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
brought to you by your sponsor, The Worst Administration In American History