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i'm all too familiar with the experience of being passed over for an academic job, seeing who got the job, and going 'wtf, i'm *way* better than them'. usually, it's another white guy
December 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
i'm all too familiar with the experience of being passed over for an academic job, seeing who got the job, and going 'wtf, i'm *way* better than them'. usually, it's another white guy
finally, sunset is once again getting later! surely everything else will incrementally improve accordingly ☀️
December 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
finally, sunset is once again getting later! surely everything else will incrementally improve accordingly ☀️
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here's a handy mnemonic for remembering how this type of switch works:
O = it's Off
I = It's on
O = it's Off
I = It's on
December 9, 2025 at 12:31 AM
here's a handy mnemonic for remembering how this type of switch works:
O = it's Off
I = It's on
O = it's Off
I = It's on
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what you say when whipped cream shares a traumatic story from its childhood
December 5, 2025 at 11:10 PM
what you say when whipped cream shares a traumatic story from its childhood
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When I arrive at the party
November 19, 2025 at 5:53 AM
When I arrive at the party
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I’m going to write this interaction down in my little book like all the others but i think I’ll put three question marks next to it
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I’m going to write this interaction down in my little book like all the others but i think I’ll put three question marks next to it
some of my best friends are including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose 👍
November 8, 2025 at 3:28 AM
some of my best friends are including crude language and disrespectful comments, without constructive purpose 👍
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November 3, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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god: okay the day that is happening now is called today
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
god: okay the day that is happening now is called today
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
angel: *writing* ok
god: and the day that just ended is called terday
angel: terday?
god: yes terday
angel: *writing* ok
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CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
CHOTINER: So you asked for a Birkin bag?
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
KOKO: Yes. Possession Bag.
CHOTINER: And you had the funds to acquire this?
KOKO: No, Professor Purchase Koko Gorilla
CHOTINER: That doesn't sound like the funds were justifiable.
KOKO: Hostility Interviewer
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CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
October 28, 2025 at 8:06 PM
CNN is reporting that @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social referred to a voter he was meeting as “my man” at a campaign event today, even though the 13th Amendment to the United States Constitution has made it illegal to own human beings since 1865 and remains the law in states including New York
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reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book
October 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book
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I was saying everything is bad before it was cool. I was saying everything was bad while you were still dancing in the daisies
October 27, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I was saying everything is bad before it was cool. I was saying everything was bad while you were still dancing in the daisies
ha! evidence for universal grammar! (🙃)
Largest study of its kind shows AI assistants misrepresent news content 45% of the time – regardless of language or territory. www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/...
Largest study of its kind shows AI assistants misrepresent news content 45% of the time – regardless of language or territory
An intensive international study was coordinated by the European Broadcasting Union (EBU) and led by the BBC
www.bbc.co.uk
October 24, 2025 at 3:06 PM
ha! evidence for universal grammar! (🙃)
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I’m going to go insane soon I just have a few projects I need to finish up first
October 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I’m going to go insane soon I just have a few projects I need to finish up first
PSA: if you're driving right behind me with extremely bright headlights and want me to drive faster, consider not driving right behind me with extremely bright headlights 🥰
October 22, 2025 at 11:58 PM
PSA: if you're driving right behind me with extremely bright headlights and want me to drive faster, consider not driving right behind me with extremely bright headlights 🥰
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I wish I was a male praying mantis and the sex was over
October 22, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I wish I was a male praying mantis and the sex was over
Lemmon comet overhead tonight at 4am ET... perfect for those of us who miss the moon and will be awake at 4am ET 🙃☄️
October 19, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Lemmon comet overhead tonight at 4am ET... perfect for those of us who miss the moon and will be awake at 4am ET 🙃☄️
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
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USC joins the others in turning down the Compact: www.president.usc.edu/2025/10/16/u...
Update from Interim President Kim
October 16, 2025 Dear Trojan Family, Earlier today, I sent this letter to the U.S. Department of Education regarding the Compact for Academic Excellence in Higher Education. I appreciate the various p...
www.president.usc.edu
October 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
USC joins the others in turning down the Compact: www.president.usc.edu/2025/10/16/u...
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We must be colleagues because I don’t mix business and pleasure and I’m getting no pleasure from this interaction whatsoever
October 14, 2025 at 3:34 AM
We must be colleagues because I don’t mix business and pleasure and I’m getting no pleasure from this interaction whatsoever
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signing up for the hot new linguistic dating site
October 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
signing up for the hot new linguistic dating site
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okay fine round of applause for this headline
You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned
You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned
Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists
The Pope has condemned clickbait as a “degrading” part of journalism, at a private audience with global newswires.
Australian media representatives were among those to hear directly from Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican on Thursday with about 150 members of newswire alliance MINDS International. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
October 11, 2025 at 12:18 AM
okay fine round of applause for this headline