Rachael Schafer
@rachaels.bsky.social
immersive design + travel illustration + curiosity + books + paint + ink&pencil + listening more than speaking
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She had dumps like a truck truck truck
December 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
She had dumps like a truck truck truck
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I feel you, screaming chicken who is also the statue of liberty
December 14, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I feel you, screaming chicken who is also the statue of liberty
now valley starbucks bathroom code is 12012 now you know
December 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
now valley starbucks bathroom code is 12012 now you know
hi @lacroixwater.bsky.social YOU UP? i’m craving lacola. help.
huge news: @lacroixwater has DISCONTINUED the cola flavor and in my neighborhood? someone who loves it like i do BOUGHT THE REMAINING STOCK at mollie stones. BRING IT BACK! do not take this from us @lacroixwater SHOW ME NICOLA AND I WILL SHOW YOU YOUR BEST FLAVOR. YOUR ONLY FLAVOR IMHO. weeping.
December 10, 2025 at 8:06 AM
hi @lacroixwater.bsky.social YOU UP? i’m craving lacola. help.
huge news: @lacroixwater has DISCONTINUED the cola flavor and in my neighborhood? someone who loves it like i do BOUGHT THE REMAINING STOCK at mollie stones. BRING IT BACK! do not take this from us @lacroixwater SHOW ME NICOLA AND I WILL SHOW YOU YOUR BEST FLAVOR. YOUR ONLY FLAVOR IMHO. weeping.
December 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
huge news: @lacroixwater has DISCONTINUED the cola flavor and in my neighborhood? someone who loves it like i do BOUGHT THE REMAINING STOCK at mollie stones. BRING IT BACK! do not take this from us @lacroixwater SHOW ME NICOLA AND I WILL SHOW YOU YOUR BEST FLAVOR. YOUR ONLY FLAVOR IMHO. weeping.
yep
TN07 is a story about gerrymandering: the GOP cracked Nashville into 3 districts when it redrew the 2022 map, destroying the Dem seat there.
Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
Fast-forward: a section of Nashville, which just 5 years ago had a Dem representative, is now voting Dem by huge margins but it's been designed to not matter.
December 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
yep
the show im watching tonight is called WHATS THAT FUCKIN APP I JUST BOUGHT? join me.
November 14, 2025 at 2:30 AM
the show im watching tonight is called WHATS THAT FUCKIN APP I JUST BOUGHT? join me.
i will not resist my sharona law
Mamdani is going to implement My Sharona law. Everyone will have to create songs with undeniable rock beats.
Mamdani is going to implement Shari Lewis law.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
Everyone will be required to stick their fist up a lamb's a
Excuse me, there's someone at the door.
November 9, 2025 at 2:41 AM
i will not resist my sharona law
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43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
October 28, 2025 at 12:23 PM
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
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being on some fashion subreddits is so funny because you’ll find political posts like this sometimes
October 27, 2025 at 5:00 AM
being on some fashion subreddits is so funny because you’ll find political posts like this sometimes
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I want you to rewatch and reread this 18 times. Donald Trump is the first president in US history to deny food to citizens. Us.
October 27, 2025 at 5:14 AM
I want you to rewatch and reread this 18 times. Donald Trump is the first president in US history to deny food to citizens. Us.
a thing about me is that i can not apply false eyelashes in a successful fashion.
October 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
a thing about me is that i can not apply false eyelashes in a successful fashion.
can there even BE a ghost self?!?!
October 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
can there even BE a ghost self?!?!
just me saying LETS GET INTO IT over and over as i procrastinate forever, then my ghost self doing same.
October 25, 2025 at 6:39 PM
just me saying LETS GET INTO IT over and over as i procrastinate forever, then my ghost self doing same.
thyroid swellings in the art of the italian renaissance pass it on
October 25, 2025 at 6:13 AM
thyroid swellings in the art of the italian renaissance pass it on
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The West Wing is now just the Wing.
October 22, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The West Wing is now just the Wing.
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT
GUYS
GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC
GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU
OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM
GUYS
GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC
GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU
OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM
BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV is set to effectively disband Opus Dei in the coming weeks.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
This would be the most sweeping internal reform of his pontificate — and a dramatic continuation of Pope Francis’s legacy.
NEW: Pope Leo Set To Break Up Opus Dei
If Pope Leo does indeed approves a plan that effectively dissolves Opus Dei’s structure, it would be the most significant internal action of his short pontificate to date.
open.substack.com
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
GUYS
GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC
GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU
OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM
GUYS
GUYS THIS IS IS SEISMIC
GUYS I CAN'T EVEN TELL YOU
OPUS DEI IS THE SCIENTOLOGY OF CATHOLICISM THEY ARE THE ONLY THING "THE DA VINCI CODE" GOT RIGHT THEY ARE AWFUL AND THEY ARE EVIL AND THEY HAVE ENORMOUS POWER AND THEY ARE INTEGRAL TO TRADFASH CATHOLICISM
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my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”
September 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
my favorite subgenre of Halloween decoration is “skeleton of things that absolutely do not have skeletons”
graduate of univ of tennessee knoxville just like meeeee yesssss so happy for MR TILLMAN
“Severance" actor Tramell Tillman has won the Emmy for outstanding supporting actor in a drama series. He is the first Black man ever to win the award #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
graduate of univ of tennessee knoxville just like meeeee yesssss so happy for MR TILLMAN
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Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
September 11, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Remembering MN house speaker Melissa Hortman, her husband Mark and their beloved dog Gilbert. Murdered in June at their home by a rightwing Trump-voting evangelist, who also shot another MN lawmaker and his wife at THEIR home, 9 and 8 times, respectively (miraculously, they survived).
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Before Joe Biden had officially launched his campaign, I had warned that resegregation was at the core of the racial grievance of Trumpism. A month later, I would write about the solution to it, and as usual nobody heard because nobody listens to me lol
September 1, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Before Joe Biden had officially launched his campaign, I had warned that resegregation was at the core of the racial grievance of Trumpism. A month later, I would write about the solution to it, and as usual nobody heard because nobody listens to me lol
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replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
August 30, 2025 at 3:34 AM
replacing Batman fight onomatopoeiae with old midwestern brewery names
white guy walked tall even post murderin?!?! but america was great then right? right?!?!
WHAAAAT??? But in the MOVIES sheriffs are all such HEROES!! How can this BE?? HAVE WE BEEN MISLEAD???? ABOUT COPS??? BY THE MEDIA????
Famed Tennessee sheriff who inspired Hollywood movie 'Walking Tall' implicated in wife's murder
New evidence suggests that legendary Tennessee Sheriff Buford Pusser of "Walking Tall" fame killed his wife, police said.
abcnews.go.com
August 30, 2025 at 10:47 PM
white guy walked tall even post murderin?!?! but america was great then right? right?!?!
waymo take the wheel
August 29, 2025 at 11:59 PM
waymo take the wheel