Ralph
@ralphwiggum.bsky.social
My cat's breath smells like cat food
I watched The Muppet Christmas Carol tonight and judging by my feed it looks like roughly half of Bluesky did too.
Goated movie.
Goated movie.
December 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I watched The Muppet Christmas Carol tonight and judging by my feed it looks like roughly half of Bluesky did too.
Goated movie.
Goated movie.
I am extremely excited about watching the new Knives Out
December 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I am extremely excited about watching the new Knives Out
I have a not-so-insignificantly-sized shelf of VHS tapes in my living room that I barely ever actually watch (we do have a functional player hooked up to the big tv) because I like to look at them. Nostalgia and whatnot.
This is good shit here.
This is good shit here.
I wrote a new piece for @pghcitypaper.com about loving analog media in a digital world. If you’re someone who’s into vinyl, film photography, print media, and invaluable local businesses, you should check it out! I also coin the phrase “techno-bummerism” lol
In a digital world, Pittsburgh is an analog paradise
At places like Galaxie Electronics and Bernie's Photo Center, young people are relearning the joys of vinyl, film, and slowing down.
www.pghcitypaper.com
December 12, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I have a not-so-insignificantly-sized shelf of VHS tapes in my living room that I barely ever actually watch (we do have a functional player hooked up to the big tv) because I like to look at them. Nostalgia and whatnot.
This is good shit here.
This is good shit here.
My queen
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 6, 2025 at 3:58 AM
My queen
If you told someone this man was 33 years old Im not sure if they believe you.
Bryce Harper with his How To Train Your Dragon popcorn bucket 🥹❤️
December 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
If you told someone this man was 33 years old Im not sure if they believe you.
Finished Ghost of Yotei today. It’s easy to compare it to The Last of Us 2 but that’s kind of unfair. It was very good plus overall. I enjoyed the scenery and quiet alone moments visually as much as any game I’ve ever played.
December 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Finished Ghost of Yotei today. It’s easy to compare it to The Last of Us 2 but that’s kind of unfair. It was very good plus overall. I enjoyed the scenery and quiet alone moments visually as much as any game I’ve ever played.
Boy, the audible sound I made when I saw this abomination.
i drive by this monstrosity several times a week. the first time i saw it my mind broke a little bit and i just started mumbling "labubu cybertruck" to myself for the rest of the drive
December 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Boy, the audible sound I made when I saw this abomination.
This game and its soundtrack fucking ruled and I never hear anybody talk about it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
This game and its soundtrack fucking ruled and I never hear anybody talk about it.
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Sorry to sound like Ezra Klein but there is one person who does politics (celebrity politics) the right way in this country and that’s Sabrina carpenter
November 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Sorry to sound like Ezra Klein but there is one person who does politics (celebrity politics) the right way in this country and that’s Sabrina carpenter
Hey friends everyone should go check out Zach’s shop and buy some awesome prints of his very hilarious art! I’m knocking out some Xmas shopping early.
i have little signed framed prints in my shop if you want one
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extrafabulous.shop/products/sta...
November 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Hey friends everyone should go check out Zach’s shop and buy some awesome prints of his very hilarious art! I’m knocking out some Xmas shopping early.
Started watching Task last night. We needed something good to follow up The Lowdown (which we loved) and boy that first episode of Task was a gut punch in a great way. Psyched for a season of burnout Ruffalo.
November 25, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Started watching Task last night. We needed something good to follow up The Lowdown (which we loved) and boy that first episode of Task was a gut punch in a great way. Psyched for a season of burnout Ruffalo.
you will be visited by three spirits
November 25, 2025 at 1:21 AM
you will be visited by three spirits
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Fuck everything about this. I hate it here.
November 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Fuck everything about this. I hate it here.
I saw people quoting this saying it was really funny and they were laughing out loud hard. I promise you it’s funnier than you could imagine. I am crying.
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I saw people quoting this saying it was really funny and they were laughing out loud hard. I promise you it’s funnier than you could imagine. I am crying.
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use the NFL app and sign in to it with YouTube TV as your TV provider and you can watch mnf that way. it's dumb but it works. the future is amazing
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
use the NFL app and sign in to it with YouTube TV as your TV provider and you can watch mnf that way. it's dumb but it works. the future is amazing
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Mamdani is going to implement Shabutie law. He’s going to make all modern sick ass prog bands go back to their original name from their first EPs.
Mamdani is going to implement Shipoopi law. He’s going to make you wait for the girl who’s hard to get.
Mamdani is going to implement Sheboygan law. He’s going to make you eat a shitload of cheese curds.
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Mamdani is going to implement Shabutie law. He’s going to make all modern sick ass prog bands go back to their original name from their first EPs.
Can YOU nuke the filibuster?
November 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Can YOU nuke the filibuster?
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Hey everybody needs to pick up the latest book from my boy, NYT best selling author @sheaserrano.bsky.social
He’s replied to me in the old days of good twitter and now Bluesky so we’re pretty much friends. The footnotes are already cracking me up, this book rules.
He’s replied to me in the old days of good twitter and now Bluesky so we’re pretty much friends. The footnotes are already cracking me up, this book rules.
November 3, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Hey everybody needs to pick up the latest book from my boy, NYT best selling author @sheaserrano.bsky.social
He’s replied to me in the old days of good twitter and now Bluesky so we’re pretty much friends. The footnotes are already cracking me up, this book rules.
He’s replied to me in the old days of good twitter and now Bluesky so we’re pretty much friends. The footnotes are already cracking me up, this book rules.
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dark at nine, feeling fine
dark at five, fuck my live
dark at five, fuck my live
November 22, 2023 at 10:05 PM
dark at nine, feeling fine
dark at five, fuck my live
dark at five, fuck my live
One time I smoked a joint with a girl that Ween named a song after. It’s all been kinda leveled off after that but at least you could put that on my tombstone.
October 29, 2025 at 4:31 AM
One time I smoked a joint with a girl that Ween named a song after. It’s all been kinda leveled off after that but at least you could put that on my tombstone.