Ed Teach
@realedteach.bsky.social
The murders will continue until you stop calling them murders.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 5:19 PM
The murders will continue until you stop calling them murders.
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Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE:
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
January 10, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Philadelphia Sheriff Rochelle Bilal warns ICE:
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
"No law enforcement professional wears a mask... Those that come into our communities wearing a mask to commit crime... You getting arrested".
"Fake wannabe law enforcement... The criminal in the WH will not be able to keep you from going to jail".
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We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Just days into 2026, the killing of 37-year-old Renee Nicole Good by a federal immigration officer in Minneapolis, Minnesota, has sparked protests around the US.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
If you’re planning to protest, here’s how to safeguard your digital security.
How to Protest Safely in the Age of Surveillance
Law enforcement has more tools than ever to track your movements and access your communications. Here’s how to protect your privacy if you plan to protest.
www.wired.com
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
We've removed the paywall from this guide so everyone can access it. 👇 Stay safe.
Yes, this is freedom.
Rep. Wesley Hunt: "The bottom line is this: when a federal officer gives you instructions, you abide by them and then you get to keep you life"
January 8, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Yes, this is freedom.
Eagerly awaiting the statement from Chuck Schumer, assuring us that Democrats won't let the murder of American citizens in the streets by federal agents distract them from the real issue: rising healthcare and grocery costs under Donald Trump.
January 7, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Eagerly awaiting the statement from Chuck Schumer, assuring us that Democrats won't let the murder of American citizens in the streets by federal agents distract them from the real issue: rising healthcare and grocery costs under Donald Trump.
Patronizing Homer Simpson voice: The most damaging CIA traitor... *so far*.
January 7, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Patronizing Homer Simpson voice: The most damaging CIA traitor... *so far*.
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The Washpost editorial board just realized this Venezuela thing could go, erm, south pretty quickly
From “A victory for America” to “Grave challenges remain”
From “A victory for America” to “Grave challenges remain”
January 5, 2026 at 9:35 AM
The Washpost editorial board just realized this Venezuela thing could go, erm, south pretty quickly
From “A victory for America” to “Grave challenges remain”
From “A victory for America” to “Grave challenges remain”
It's gonna be pretty funny when they can't get the grand jury to indict Maduro.
January 5, 2026 at 9:56 AM
It's gonna be pretty funny when they can't get the grand jury to indict Maduro.
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Imagine the ballroom Trump can build when he tears down the House and Senate chambers.
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Imagine the ballroom Trump can build when he tears down the House and Senate chambers.
My "The rule of law is still intact" T-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my T-shirt.
Amid rising concerns about the health of the nation’s democracy, Chief Justice John Roberts expressed faith that the nation’s founding charters and key principles are proving resilient.
Chief justice says rule of law is strong at time of rising concerns
Chief Justice John Roberts said in his annual year-end report on the judiciary that the nation’s founding charters remain robust.
www.washingtonpost.com
January 1, 2026 at 1:28 AM
My "The rule of law is still intact" T-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my T-shirt.
Here's my pitch: An FM radio station, but we choose not to pay any royalties to the artists who write the songs.
“I just don’t know how you go around, asking everyone first. I just don’t see how that would work.”
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
December 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Here's my pitch: An FM radio station, but we choose not to pay any royalties to the artists who write the songs.
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The Washpost edit board calls Trump’s bombing in Nigeria “a welcome change in a part of the world that has always been little more than an afterthought for the president” — and has zero mention of the thousands in Africa facing starvation because of USAID cuts
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
Opinion | Why West Africa is worth worrying about
Strikes on ISIS targets in Nigeria are welcome but insufficient.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The Washpost edit board calls Trump’s bombing in Nigeria “a welcome change in a part of the world that has always been little more than an afterthought for the president” — and has zero mention of the thousands in Africa facing starvation because of USAID cuts
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/202...
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Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
December 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”
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Worth repeating this with every new Epstein document drop. The party of Denny Hastert is the party of Jim Jordan is the party of Matt Gaetz is the party of Donald Trump. Looking the other way and protecting child predators from the law is their brand.
December 23, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Worth repeating this with every new Epstein document drop. The party of Denny Hastert is the party of Jim Jordan is the party of Matt Gaetz is the party of Donald Trump. Looking the other way and protecting child predators from the law is their brand.
I would absolutely watch this dumbass Netflix limited series.
JD Vance: "I remember watching every video of the assassination looking for clues, trying to understand what happened. I tried to hide my friend and that terrible bullet hitting him, but I would try to look around. I stayed up all night for many nights in a row researching every conspiracy theory."
December 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I would absolutely watch this dumbass Netflix limited series.
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BREAKING: SBWU baristas have set up a #CampContract! If Starbucks won't listen at the bargaining table or on the picket line, we’ll be pretty hard to ignore on their front steps! #NoContractNoCoffee
December 18, 2025 at 11:36 PM
BREAKING: SBWU baristas have set up a #CampContract! If Starbucks won't listen at the bargaining table or on the picket line, we’ll be pretty hard to ignore on their front steps! #NoContractNoCoffee
This is so rad.
New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..."
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.
December 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
This is so rad.
"... If only I could make that photo disappear," I thought. "I wish I could make myself invisible."
Then I remembered, "What am I thinking? I'm David Blaine!"
Then I remembered, "What am I thinking? I'm David Blaine!"
House Dems have released more photos provided to the oversight committee from Jeffrey Epstein's estate.
More images of Woody Allen, Noam Chomsky, Steve Bannon, Bill Gates in this batch.
New to this batch: David Brooks and David Blaine.
More images of Woody Allen, Noam Chomsky, Steve Bannon, Bill Gates in this batch.
New to this batch: David Brooks and David Blaine.
December 18, 2025 at 5:39 PM
"... If only I could make that photo disappear," I thought. "I wish I could make myself invisible."
Then I remembered, "What am I thinking? I'm David Blaine!"
Then I remembered, "What am I thinking? I'm David Blaine!"
Counterpoint: A man who gets this wound up about other people's personal decisions, is a man who can never become a man.
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Counterpoint: A man who gets this wound up about other people's personal decisions, is a man who can never become a man.
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What they are describing is a Mr. Burns injury. This is a condition that, if it existed, would almost certainly indicate somebody whose body has given up and their soul snagged on a thread as it attempts to exit their body.
December 14, 2025 at 10:35 PM
What they are describing is a Mr. Burns injury. This is a condition that, if it existed, would almost certainly indicate somebody whose body has given up and their soul snagged on a thread as it attempts to exit their body.
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Jeez guys, save some stuff for the toast.
December 16, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Jeez guys, save some stuff for the toast.
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I'm old enough to remember Barack Obama slowly clubbing the unemployment rate into the basement over the better part of a decade, only to see Donald Trump blow it up. Then Biden came in and brought it back down. And all people kept muttering was "I hate that old SOB."
Life's funny sometimes.
Life's funny sometimes.
Charts! Starting with the unemployment rate, which rose to 4.6 percent, its highest level in more than four years.
December 16, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm old enough to remember Barack Obama slowly clubbing the unemployment rate into the basement over the better part of a decade, only to see Donald Trump blow it up. Then Biden came in and brought it back down. And all people kept muttering was "I hate that old SOB."
Life's funny sometimes.
Life's funny sometimes.
Testicles! In this economy?!!!!
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Testicles! In this economy?!!!!
Love how to hear the environmental lawyer with no healthcare background in charge of the nation's public health warn that quacks and charlatans are ruining the healthcare system
RFK Jr: "Doctors across the country now provide needless and irreversible sex rejecting procedures that violate their sacred Hippocratic oaths"
December 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Love how to hear the environmental lawyer with no healthcare background in charge of the nation's public health warn that quacks and charlatans are ruining the healthcare system
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"Son, I want you to know I've assembled a Facebook mob to force you to attend Christmas dinner. And before you say anything, you should be aware: They already know that you weren't the *easiest* child growing up, to begin with."
Welcome to the pissed-off parent pushback: After years of therapists and others encouraging adult children to cut ties with families they deem harmful or “toxic,” estranged parents are speaking out on.wsj.com/4s49U52
These Moms Are Done Being ‘Doormats’ for Their Estranged Children
Parents publicly blast their adult offspring for cutting them off, drawing tens of thousands of online followers.
on.wsj.com
December 16, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"Son, I want you to know I've assembled a Facebook mob to force you to attend Christmas dinner. And before you say anything, you should be aware: They already know that you weren't the *easiest* child growing up, to begin with."