Jessica
@redheadedwriter.bsky.social
✨Head of Content @MedShadow.org ✨Two time optioned screenwriter. Chip eating champion.
If you’re funny, chances are I will like you. My opinions are my own and do not represent my employer (duh) ✨
If you’re funny, chances are I will like you. My opinions are my own and do not represent my employer (duh) ✨
Whoever pitched #AmericanPrimeval really hates Mormons
January 21, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Whoever pitched #AmericanPrimeval really hates Mormons
Zuckerberg’s testosterone shipment clearly doubled this month
January 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Zuckerberg’s testosterone shipment clearly doubled this month
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so I tried that “just don’t sleep” method for making my 6 am flight and folks you’re not going to believe this but I’m physically seeing the horse that’s destined to kill me in 14 years
December 27, 2024 at 4:11 PM
so I tried that “just don’t sleep” method for making my 6 am flight and folks you’re not going to believe this but I’m physically seeing the horse that’s destined to kill me in 14 years
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Low Folding Chair Pulled Up To Corner Of Mar-A-Lago Conference Table For JD Vance
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December 6, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Low Folding Chair Pulled Up To Corner Of Mar-A-Lago Conference Table For JD Vance
theonion.com/low-folding-...
theonion.com/low-folding-...
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My favorite Christmas song is “What Child is This?” because the title sounds like a person is pissed that someone brought a kid to their party.
December 6, 2024 at 1:53 PM
My favorite Christmas song is “What Child is This?” because the title sounds like a person is pissed that someone brought a kid to their party.
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I’m curious how much federal funding he thinks the ACLU receives (it’s none).
December 5, 2024 at 6:06 PM
I’m curious how much federal funding he thinks the ACLU receives (it’s none).
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life is a highway I’m going to add lanes to it to relieve congestion and it’s not going to work
December 1, 2024 at 12:52 AM
life is a highway I’m going to add lanes to it to relieve congestion and it’s not going to work
The amount of people “liking” terrible, self pandering humor on this app is so disappointing. I thought Bluesky was superior to X but I guess there is no escaping lameness
December 1, 2024 at 5:38 PM
The amount of people “liking” terrible, self pandering humor on this app is so disappointing. I thought Bluesky was superior to X but I guess there is no escaping lameness
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me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
November 25, 2024 at 2:38 PM
me:
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
professor x: yes, i can read minds
me:
professor x: yes, i suppose the name alvin and the chipmunks alludes to he himself not being one
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Is Gladiator 2 worth seeing in theaters? I feel like it was better live.
November 24, 2024 at 2:52 PM
Is Gladiator 2 worth seeing in theaters? I feel like it was better live.
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To be fair she does look like a chicken.
November 23, 2024 at 2:08 PM
To be fair she does look like a chicken.
I guess my retinol is working
November 24, 2024 at 1:00 AM
I guess my retinol is working
How do you see a Tesla truck and not immediately think Robocop (80s version)?
November 24, 2024 at 12:56 AM
How do you see a Tesla truck and not immediately think Robocop (80s version)?
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Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years
November 23, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Just fluoridated another conservative child by blowdart. I can do this all 4 years
What I wouldn’t give to come back as my own dog
November 22, 2024 at 1:45 PM
What I wouldn’t give to come back as my own dog
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The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
November 21, 2024 at 1:42 PM
The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another
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By our official count, Matt Gaetz lasted roughly .73 Scaramuccis as nominee for Attorney General
November 21, 2024 at 8:23 PM
By our official count, Matt Gaetz lasted roughly .73 Scaramuccis as nominee for Attorney General
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Going on Twitter now feels unmistakably like watching Uncut Gems.
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Going on Twitter now feels unmistakably like watching Uncut Gems.
That WWE lady is rumored to be our newly appointed Education Secretary. Believe me, no one is more pissed than my brother who wanted nothing more than for school to be 100% about wrestling
November 20, 2024 at 1:11 AM
That WWE lady is rumored to be our newly appointed Education Secretary. Believe me, no one is more pissed than my brother who wanted nothing more than for school to be 100% about wrestling
I heard this site will help me see 100% less Elon
November 19, 2024 at 9:52 PM
I heard this site will help me see 100% less Elon