McB
@rhizomatic.bsky.social
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CAPTCHA: are you a robot
ME: no
CAPTCHA: ok good here’s how to kill yourself
ME: no
CAPTCHA: ok good here’s how to kill yourself
December 31, 2025 at 4:28 AM
CAPTCHA: are you a robot
ME: no
CAPTCHA: ok good here’s how to kill yourself
ME: no
CAPTCHA: ok good here’s how to kill yourself
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did the first guy in the werewolf chain just get bit by a particularly contagious wolf? caught a bad case of wolf? rare case of wolf to human transmission of wolf traits? and who figured out the silver bullets thing, Mr Fancy Bullets? and everyone had to say sorry for making fun of his gay bullets??
December 30, 2025 at 6:30 AM
did the first guy in the werewolf chain just get bit by a particularly contagious wolf? caught a bad case of wolf? rare case of wolf to human transmission of wolf traits? and who figured out the silver bullets thing, Mr Fancy Bullets? and everyone had to say sorry for making fun of his gay bullets??
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the first rule of Using Repetition for Emphasis Club is do not talk about Using Repetition for Emphasis Club. the second rule of Using Repetition for Emphasis Club is, you guys are gonna love this one,
December 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
the first rule of Using Repetition for Emphasis Club is do not talk about Using Repetition for Emphasis Club. the second rule of Using Repetition for Emphasis Club is, you guys are gonna love this one,
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Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
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they feed us poison so we buy they cure luckily i love poison it taste good to me
December 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
they feed us poison so we buy they cure luckily i love poison it taste good to me
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Howdy. Yeehaw. Y'all.
ⓘ This user lives in Seattle
ⓘ This user lives in Seattle
November 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Howdy. Yeehaw. Y'all.
ⓘ This user lives in Seattle
ⓘ This user lives in Seattle
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We gotta bring back shame in a big way
November 22, 2025 at 6:37 PM
We gotta bring back shame in a big way
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A smart mood ring that warns your friends and family
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
A smart mood ring that warns your friends and family
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Putting an apple inside a pig’s mouth before you roast it is sick shit. Serial killer stuff.
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Putting an apple inside a pig’s mouth before you roast it is sick shit. Serial killer stuff.
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When I address you "with all due respect," that's whatever level of respect I feel I owe you based on your words and actions, which often amounts to zero
October 24, 2025 at 4:14 PM
When I address you "with all due respect," that's whatever level of respect I feel I owe you based on your words and actions, which often amounts to zero
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contracted a jrpg based audiovisual sensory disorder. i pet the town dog and a small blue window appears in front of me that says WOOF and i have to hit a button to make it go away
October 26, 2025 at 6:07 PM
contracted a jrpg based audiovisual sensory disorder. i pet the town dog and a small blue window appears in front of me that says WOOF and i have to hit a button to make it go away
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a jury of my peers? 12 dumb bitches??
October 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
a jury of my peers? 12 dumb bitches??
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at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
October 21, 2025 at 11:01 PM
at this point it's nearly impossible to figure out who is actually stupid vs who is pretending to be stupid vs who used to be pretending to be stupid but did it for so long they became actually stupid
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if a stranger on the bus is god they have to tell you
October 18, 2025 at 3:07 AM
if a stranger on the bus is god they have to tell you
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(while being swarmed by hornets) Sorry! Just seeing this!
September 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
(while being swarmed by hornets) Sorry! Just seeing this!
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may I speak with the primary poster in your household?
September 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
may I speak with the primary poster in your household?
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What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
September 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
What's your secret to being online all the time without contracting computer madness? For me it's being pure of heart
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Can they make ai consumers next. so it’s just ai selling to ai. and we can all just go to the beach
September 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Can they make ai consumers next. so it’s just ai selling to ai. and we can all just go to the beach
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always trying to find that sweet spot between A Bit Of A Thinker and Dumbest Thing You've Read Today
August 31, 2025 at 9:18 PM
always trying to find that sweet spot between A Bit Of A Thinker and Dumbest Thing You've Read Today
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Haven't gone through a phase in a while. probably just a phase..
August 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Haven't gone through a phase in a while. probably just a phase..
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i’m not built for being seen or heard. I should only be texted. occasionally i can possess another, and visit in a dream. I prefer text
August 30, 2025 at 1:16 AM
i’m not built for being seen or heard. I should only be texted. occasionally i can possess another, and visit in a dream. I prefer text