6 draws have been constructed and i can no longer feel my hands.
November 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
6 draws have been constructed and i can no longer feel my hands.
Started my Christmas shopping
November 10, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Started my Christmas shopping
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🎵So I meet you at the cemetery gates
Greggs steak bakes are on your side🎵
Greggs steak bakes are on your side🎵
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 PM
🎵So I meet you at the cemetery gates
Greggs steak bakes are on your side🎵
Greggs steak bakes are on your side🎵
Medicinal iced cider
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Medicinal iced cider
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That's quite enough businessing
November 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
That's quite enough businessing
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I used to read on my lunch break at work until in learnt my secret nickname was The Storyteller
August 27, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I used to read on my lunch break at work until in learnt my secret nickname was The Storyteller
Where is the face? I don't accept this as a dog.
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Where is the face? I don't accept this as a dog.
Sticking An Apple Airpod Up My Shitter For Tax Reasons It's 12:00PM
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Sorry Sally. Wrong audience.
November 10, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Sorry Sally. Wrong audience.
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Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton riding on the Warner Brothers lot in full makeup and costume during the production of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf (1966)
#BicycleBirthday Richard Burton
November 10 (1925-1984)
#BicycleBirthday Richard Burton
November 10 (1925-1984)
November 10, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton riding on the Warner Brothers lot in full makeup and costume during the production of Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf (1966)
#BicycleBirthday Richard Burton
November 10 (1925-1984)
#BicycleBirthday Richard Burton
November 10 (1925-1984)
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I'm fairly sure Lennon was sucking Zubes when they recorded Twist and Shout
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 AM
I'm fairly sure Lennon was sucking Zubes when they recorded Twist and Shout
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Is this because i threw it in my checked in luggage? Also, same, mate.
November 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Is this because i threw it in my checked in luggage? Also, same, mate.
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Donald Trump can piss off as far as possible an'ahll.
November 10, 2025 at 9:12 AM
Donald Trump can piss off as far as possible an'ahll.
Admittedly with only one eye open, i saw things that didn't exist in this Facebook advert for an eyeliner 😶 (Open for a surprise).
November 9, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Admittedly with only one eye open, i saw things that didn't exist in this Facebook advert for an eyeliner 😶 (Open for a surprise).
What a time etc
November 9, 2025 at 9:57 PM
What a time etc
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When Ted met Fat Robin… For safety reasons he has now been put away for Christmas - Fat Robin not Ted! #Robin #BorderTerrier
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 PM
When Ted met Fat Robin… For safety reasons he has now been put away for Christmas - Fat Robin not Ted! #Robin #BorderTerrier
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alexa tell my guests to leave
May 22, 2025 at 11:51 AM
alexa tell my guests to leave
New hobby just dropped.
Stop what you're doing and watch these sleepy chaps.
One of the reasons why Finland is the happiest country in the world is that the public broadcaster Yle sends a live feed of the first 8 weeks of a pack of puppies every fall. It’s already the fifth edition of ”Finland’s most therapeutic live feed”.
This is what I call value for my tax money
This is what I call value for my tax money
November 9, 2025 at 7:24 PM
New hobby just dropped.
I would prefer to set in motion the demise of my social life for winter tyvm. Also stop soft launching adhd adverts at me 👀
November 9, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I would prefer to set in motion the demise of my social life for winter tyvm. Also stop soft launching adhd adverts at me 👀
Right, what else can i fuck up today? Looking for my next victim.
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Right, what else can i fuck up today? Looking for my next victim.
It's like i can be taken advantage of when animals are concerned. I'm otherwise really mean. (Honest)
November 9, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It's like i can be taken advantage of when animals are concerned. I'm otherwise really mean. (Honest)
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shhhhh. look. it’s okay
November 9, 2025 at 5:24 AM
shhhhh. look. it’s okay