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@rng.sh
+he/him
+swears
+tekmekanik:ops/sec
+nso:crdl
+[E]:au
+ttrpgs
+tacos
+anatopist
+honestly (probably) not a wizard
+confused a lot
-panicking
+swears
+tekmekanik:ops/sec
+nso:crdl
+[E]:au
+ttrpgs
+tacos
+anatopist
+honestly (probably) not a wizard
+confused a lot
-panicking
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Unless Santa straps a green light to Rudolph's tail and has Rudolph fly sideways with his nose pointed to the left of the sled, he is technically in violation of 14 CFR 25.1385(b), SERA.3215, and ICAO Annex 2, 3.2.3.1 (b) requiring positional lights for all aircraft operating at night.
December 25, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Unless Santa straps a green light to Rudolph's tail and has Rudolph fly sideways with his nose pointed to the left of the sled, he is technically in violation of 14 CFR 25.1385(b), SERA.3215, and ICAO Annex 2, 3.2.3.1 (b) requiring positional lights for all aircraft operating at night.
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Give me the level of self satisfaction and confidence this boy exudes
December 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Give me the level of self satisfaction and confidence this boy exudes
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Tonight’s Wikipedia dive is about cotton swabs and I’m thrilled to report that their original name was “Baby Gays”
December 23, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Tonight’s Wikipedia dive is about cotton swabs and I’m thrilled to report that their original name was “Baby Gays”
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In 2026 I hope you get freakier and get plenty of money and become the cutest or scariest you wanna be and that your hard earned talents and hobbies reward you endlessly
December 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
In 2026 I hope you get freakier and get plenty of money and become the cutest or scariest you wanna be and that your hard earned talents and hobbies reward you endlessly
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Too young for Instagram, not too young for an ankle monitor...
The legislation removes the requirement for either the child, or their parent or guardian, to consent to wearing the device.
Children as young as 10 to be fitted with ankle monitors under proposed laws
The legislation removes the requirement for either the child, or their parent or guardian, to consent to wearing the device.
www.abc.net.au
December 10, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Too young for Instagram, not too young for an ankle monitor...
These people are aware the year is 2025, yes? Not 1925?
Pick up the telephone and call your friends.
Write to your friends with a pen and paper, put it in an envelope and post it to them!
Within a country town, you and your mates could get some cheap UHF CB walkie-talkies and talk across town. (Aldi sell 'em for $20 a pair).
Write to your friends with a pen and paper, put it in an envelope and post it to them!
Within a country town, you and your mates could get some cheap UHF CB walkie-talkies and talk across town. (Aldi sell 'em for $20 a pair).
December 10, 2025 at 1:34 AM
These people are aware the year is 2025, yes? Not 1925?
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Fucking WHERE
📢 Prime Minister Anthony Albanese is encouraging children to catch up face-to-face ahead of the under-16s social media ban.
PM Albanese delivers message to kids ahead of social media ban
www.smh.com.au
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Fucking WHERE
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new open world pvp flag
December 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
new open world pvp flag
I do not want to sit next to someone in a cramped metal tube with recycled air when THEY'VE JUST BEEN TO THE FUCKING GYM
Duffy: "My daughter pointed out a video from Dr. Paul Saladino where he was complaining that there are no pull up bars in airports, which prompted me to call Sec. Kennedy to give me Paul's number to start the conversation."
December 8, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I do not want to sit next to someone in a cramped metal tube with recycled air when THEY'VE JUST BEEN TO THE FUCKING GYM
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How much does the soldering hurt?
December 4, 2025 at 5:44 AM
How much does the soldering hurt?
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you can be all smart or whatever
but when you open that screenshot on your phone
you're gonna start clicking the buttons in it and then be like aw shit
but when you open that screenshot on your phone
you're gonna start clicking the buttons in it and then be like aw shit
November 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
you can be all smart or whatever
but when you open that screenshot on your phone
you're gonna start clicking the buttons in it and then be like aw shit
but when you open that screenshot on your phone
you're gonna start clicking the buttons in it and then be like aw shit
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behold the festive cranberry obelisk
November 27, 2025 at 6:45 PM
behold the festive cranberry obelisk
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“I was just following otters.”
November 28, 2025 at 9:09 PM
“I was just following otters.”
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Couldn't run a country, couldn't organise a NBN, couldn't even be relied upon to big fish little fish cardboard box properly
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Couldn't run a country, couldn't organise a NBN, couldn't even be relied upon to big fish little fish cardboard box properly
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@ianbetteridge.com’s law remains undefeated despite strenuous efforts of the most credulous
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
@ianbetteridge.com’s law remains undefeated despite strenuous efforts of the most credulous
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Frankenstein, or: Maybe You Shouldn't Have Built That Weird Man
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Frankenstein, or: Maybe You Shouldn't Have Built That Weird Man
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Keys are hard. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/w...
Cryptographers Held an Election. They Can’t Decrypt the Results.
www.nytimes.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Keys are hard. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/21/w...
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“Elon’s blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s—his precision engineering delivers unmatched finesse."
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
www.404media.co
November 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
“Elon’s blowjob prowess edges out Trump’s—his precision engineering delivers unmatched finesse."
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extra fun fact: i ALSO made the "hired this fucking thing" post that gets shared around too, but its the same situation
#1 (ex)tumblr snep-poster
#1 (ex)tumblr snep-poster
November 19, 2025 at 7:32 PM
extra fun fact: i ALSO made the "hired this fucking thing" post that gets shared around too, but its the same situation
#1 (ex)tumblr snep-poster
#1 (ex)tumblr snep-poster
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Finally thank god
November 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
Finally thank god
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