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Dave
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i work at the movie shop
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I like to imagine that there is a rivalry between two top ham-sniffers: one, a meticulous keeper of precise traditions, the other a brash bad-boy with a colossal nose.
July 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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Hey, New Zealand, now that you're on holiday get some friends and/or family together and watch my crazy silly found footage sci-fi film GUT INSTINCT on the best system you can find. Have some chewy candies prepared. Ideally some buckets as well. You'll see.

ondemand.arovideo.co.nz/film/gut-ins...
AroVision: Gut Instinct
A unique dystopian sci-fi mockumentary from NZ filmmaker Doug Dillaman, cleverly assembled from repurposed archive materials.
ondemand.arovideo.co.nz
December 19, 2025 at 10:37 AM
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much like fretting over AI’s potential godlike powers is a tacit endorsement of its marketing, AI companies want nothing more than for you to ponder the broad sociological impact of their technology rather than looking at it and saying “this shit sucks and doesn’t work at all and is fake”
December 11, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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Who gives a shit?
Actors David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris are passionate about parties. They describe themselves as a “mixed sobriety couple” and have built a reputation for hosting parties that are lively and inclusive — whether their guests drink or don’t.
How David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris Include Everyone at the Party — No Booze Necessary
David Burtka and Neil Patrick Harris want to include everyone at the party. Burtka shares the couple’s tips to make both drinkers and non-drinkers feel celebrated.
nyti.ms
December 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
This is an unbelievable tragedy, please help the mother of these dear children. ❤️

givealittle.co.nz/cause/a-moth...
givealittle.co.nz
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Chris Luxon is so shit at the job it's causing people to misremember Chris Hipkins as someone who actually did things. Like calling a Tortoise fast because you're comparing it to a rock.
August 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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this is a good time for me to announce that last weekend i saw someone return a hazy IPA to the bar for being too hazy.
July 4, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Imagine how good it feels to be a chimp with a cigarette. Skipping eons of evolution and industry with one promethean drag
June 14, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Always remember:
June 9, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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Ok my Leader Lady enamel pin is now up for preorder! It's currently being printed at the factory, and should be shipping out in mid- to late-June. The X's in the mock-up mean those holes will be punched out just like real perfs which I think is gonna look neat!

www.etsy.com/listing/4310...
May 24, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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such a beautiful family
May 24, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Crossing my fingers and hoping my long-held "the stock market isn't real" theory is true.
April 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Imagine being the 50yr old NZ First intern that has to explain Bussy to Winston Peters
March 31, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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I have given birth to a lovely baby boy named Pleistoanax Deckard. I will not be revealing the father at this time.
March 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
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hard to believe that our public institutions are suddenly behaving in a manner that many many people have been warning is the logical endpoint of a capitalist government for a hundred years
February 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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There is something deeply wrong with our country when a young man who knows no other home than this is kicked out, but ‘golden visa’ investors can gain residency with money & a mere 21 days presence over three years.
📢 Daman Kumar was born in Auckland, and he’s never left the country. He’s just finished school, and wants to go to university - but soon, he could be deported.
The Kiwi kid who faces being deported to a country he's never been to
www.stuff.co.nz
February 14, 2025 at 8:11 AM
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Hipkins: “Wow. I should do, like, one day’s work in opposition more often!”
New poll shows centre-left with enough support to govern
The Talbot Mills corporate poll has Labour’s support at 34%, overtaking National on 33%, with Chris Hipkins taking out the top spot as preferred PM.
www.stuff.co.nz
February 4, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Watching the shop for a few hours, come in and rent a movie
January 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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absolute cottage industry of media hacks trying to justify why falling Wellington cafe revenues has nothing to do with the largest employer in town firing 7000 people
October 8, 2024 at 4:08 AM
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Just cleaned up my Vimeo page, which reminds me to share with Bluesky this teaser for my new sci-fi/sci-fact/experimental/found footage/acid trip feature, GUT INSTINCT.

vimeo.com/1000588297
Gut Instinct Teaser
My second feature film, coming to screens soonish. Sign up for mailing list updates at www.gutinstinctfilm.net.
vimeo.com
September 13, 2024 at 1:14 AM
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I just think it sucks BIG TIME that I can't go out to the multiplex and watch a half baked murder mystery where two hot actors have three or four modestly horny sex scenes each and every week. I think if we brought this back it might save the world.
September 3, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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Despite what they have claimed - and undoubtedly what they will claim when asked - SuFW have made it very clear in their Ia Tangata submission that they resolutely do not want trans and non-binary people in Aotearoa to be legally protected from discrimination.
August 24, 2024 at 8:09 AM
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i love being a large, long-lived mammal. don't think i could be happy without being able to accumulate large quantities of toxins and heavy metals in my liver and fatty tissues
August 24, 2024 at 1:28 PM
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Gordon Ramsay in the UK: you're unbelievable, you're so talented and you're wasting it! I just want to see the light in your eyes again! Come to the market with me and choose a nice piece of beef.
Gordon Ramsay in the US: IF YOU USE THE MICROWAVE AGAIN I WILL PUT YOUR FUCKING HEAD INSIDE IT
August 23, 2024 at 5:13 AM
Maid kink has got to be the most productive one right? The deeper you get into the role the cleaner your house?
August 22, 2024 at 12:55 AM