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Ross
@rossmaute.bsky.social
That dork that does Design On Deck
He/him

https://linktr.ee/rossmaute
I feel bad for our planet but this is tremendous weather.
December 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I haven’t seen the movie yet but I’m assuming ‘One Battle After Another’ is about me surviving a day with my two-year-old. Can someone confirm?
December 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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He’s like a Mr Magoo but for ears
Mike Johnson refuses to comment on Trump’s post about Rob Reiner and runs away from reporters.
December 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
I mean, Denver is beautiful, Coors Field is fun and the Rockies aren’t exactly teeming with great players. A perfect match iyam
I'm definitely wondering if he ever plays again. I think some team would offer him a non-roster invite, but I don't know if he'd bother with that, and it's hard to see anyone giving him a guaranteed roster spot once Philly releases him.
And teams should stay away from Castellanos no matter how much the Phillies pick up.
December 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I liken it to millennials saying "nice" every time we saw/heard 69.
the 6-7 phenomenon is in no way different from any other catchphrase that kids have yelled out at any point in the last hundred years, there's no daylight between that and when i was in high school, the year straight where every guy kept yelling "i'm rick james bitch"
December 12, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A baseball Hall of Fame with Jeff Kent but no Barry Bonds is like an acting Hall of Fame with Tim Allen but no Tom Hanks
December 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Ben Folds Five Guys
December 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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listen

I don't have any illusions about the United States military, what it does, or how many times this has happened before

but the fact that they sat there for 41 minutes, watched two scared, human beings desperately struggling to stay alive, and then murdered them has fucked me up so deeply
December 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Old 97’s “Time Bomb” (Too Far to Care)

Camera Obscura “French Navy” (My Maudlin Career)

Built to Spill “Goin’ Against Your Mind” (You In Reverse)

Matthew Sweet “Sick of Myself” (100% Fun)

Freedy Johnston “Bad Reputation” (This Perfect World)

Why yes, I’m a 40-something white dude.
Top 5 Side 1, Track 1s
November 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Mo'ne Davis spent years telling people that she was done playing baseball. She did not want to be forever defined by what she did as a 13-year-old in Little League, a decade ago, and she did not feel like there was space for her to do much else. And then she felt differently. On Davis and the WPBL:
Mo’ne Davis Is Finally Ready to Play Baseball Again
More than a decade after becoming a Little League sensation at age 13, Mo’ne Davis is set to make more history as the face of the Women’s Pro Baseball League.
www.si.com
November 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Next hire: pitching coach Tim Lancecup
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 AM
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
November 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
These are sexual.
Made a few more lasagne tonight. Anyone want to join me?
November 6, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Cry (more) On Demand
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Would look great on the bump at Oracle Park
Shota Imanaga has reportedly become a free agent after the Cubs have declined to exercise the team's option and he has declined his player option, per multiple reports including MLB's Jordan Bastian.
November 4, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Great way to deliver good news
Woke up today to the news
November 4, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Hate those assholes
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
As always, Fuck Max Muncy
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Barger? What’s Barger?
October 21, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Jumminy Crucket
just mispelled jimmy as "jummy"
October 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I don’t need much prodding to shove these unheralded masterpieces in your face.
October 16, 2025 at 1:24 AM