Climate Crisismellon
@rothermellon.bsky.social
Husband. Father. Jedi. Feminist. Technical Designer. Resident of Philly. More/less in that order...
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'I am what hydrogen becomes after billions of years of cosmic evolution.'
Ranger build with Paladin sensibilities.
he/him
'I am what hydrogen becomes after billions of years of cosmic evolution.'
Ranger build with Paladin sensibilities.
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via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 AM
via The New Yorker, Ellis Rosen cartoon
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas" is a never-ending list of almost terrorist-like demands from a vagabond band of fig addicts and it's only in the holiday songbook because Big Fig won't let it not be.
December 23, 2025 at 1:52 PM
"We Wish You a Merry Christmas" is a never-ending list of almost terrorist-like demands from a vagabond band of fig addicts and it's only in the holiday songbook because Big Fig won't let it not be.
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If you're getting your health information from people who don’t believe that viruses exist, then consider perhaps not doing that...
December 18, 2025 at 1:04 PM
If you're getting your health information from people who don’t believe that viruses exist, then consider perhaps not doing that...
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"[M]onetized the dysfunction" is a good way to describe the American health care system too.
Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly. We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."
December 18, 2025 at 11:15 PM
"[M]onetized the dysfunction" is a good way to describe the American health care system too.
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tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
December 14, 2025 at 10:07 PM
tesla owners admitting without shame they don’t know how to drive anymore
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Republicans gave up arguing guns save lives ages ago. It’s basically all a willful misreading of 2A and nothing else. There’s no public safety argument anyone seriously tries anymore.
December 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Republicans gave up arguing guns save lives ages ago. It’s basically all a willful misreading of 2A and nothing else. There’s no public safety argument anyone seriously tries anymore.
Ah, the feeling when you're solo parenting for the weekend with you partner out of town and BOTH of your children have night terrors... at the SAME. TIME.
December 14, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Ah, the feeling when you're solo parenting for the weekend with you partner out of town and BOTH of your children have night terrors... at the SAME. TIME.
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![[A mocked-up cookbook cover with a background photo showing colorful foods and this text in the center:]
HOW TO COOK LIKE THE PEOPLE YOU JUST DEPORTED
Authentic ethnic cuisine and flavors for bigots who don't deserve them](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:47rfz5w2y5lone4mopfcmfzf/bafkreiac2w2px7vfkhk6tjdyovtdmdhy27qdcg7hrfl2kefd2cgix2mhea@jpeg)
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
okay. this wins.
"there's a new serif in town"
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
December 10, 2025 at 4:52 AM
okay. this wins.
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This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.
The book's first title, "If You Give a Hungry Minority Child One Goddamn Thing in the First Place" didn't do particularly well in focus groups, so....
December 9, 2025 at 5:51 PM
The book's first title, "If You Give a Hungry Minority Child One Goddamn Thing in the First Place" didn't do particularly well in focus groups, so....
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this perfectly captures this entire administration’s “the emperor has no clothes” energy
we are all expected to pretend this man is the King of Health, and he himself believes it, which is why he confidently in front of witnesses attempted a thing he cannot do, knowing they will all say that he did
we are all expected to pretend this man is the King of Health, and he himself believes it, which is why he confidently in front of witnesses attempted a thing he cannot do, knowing they will all say that he did
December 9, 2025 at 10:22 AM
this perfectly captures this entire administration’s “the emperor has no clothes” energy
we are all expected to pretend this man is the King of Health, and he himself believes it, which is why he confidently in front of witnesses attempted a thing he cannot do, knowing they will all say that he did
we are all expected to pretend this man is the King of Health, and he himself believes it, which is why he confidently in front of witnesses attempted a thing he cannot do, knowing they will all say that he did
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 1:40 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
I'm sure I can no longer do a pull-up anymore but I fucking know better than to try for the first time in a long time at a fucking national airport in front of fucking cameras...
December 9, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I'm sure I can no longer do a pull-up anymore but I fucking know better than to try for the first time in a long time at a fucking national airport in front of fucking cameras...
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Trying to imagine what their reaction to whatever the lefty version of this would be and realized we’ve already seen how much they hate libraries.
New: Gov. Greg Abbott and Turning Point USA are launching a partnership to create chapters of the right-wing organization on every Texas high school campus.
Abbott says Turning Point USA will expand in Texas schools
Republican officials in Oklahoma and Florida have also launched plans to expand the presence of the conservative youth organization founded by Charlie Kirk.
www.texastribune.org
December 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Trying to imagine what their reaction to whatever the lefty version of this would be and realized we’ve already seen how much they hate libraries.
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Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
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just get in, I ain't got time for all that explainin shit
(donuts)
(donuts)
December 5, 2025 at 11:37 PM
just get in, I ain't got time for all that explainin shit
(donuts)
(donuts)
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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you don't have to love it but if someone with a new baby asks you wear a propeller beanie, you can just do it
A friend with a new baby asked guests to mask in order to hold her baby. A relative refused to mask & broke down in tears about her "restrictions"
As a reminder, babies <6 months have the 2nd highest hospitalization rate from Covid after adults 75+ & are too young to be vaxxed
As a reminder, babies <6 months have the 2nd highest hospitalization rate from Covid after adults 75+ & are too young to be vaxxed
December 2, 2025 at 10:35 PM
you don't have to love it but if someone with a new baby asks you wear a propeller beanie, you can just do it
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Poetry so powerful it can cause computers to break the Geneva Convention is one hell of a scifi novel concept.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
December 2, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Poetry so powerful it can cause computers to break the Geneva Convention is one hell of a scifi novel concept.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Solve world hunger by
You mean the 10 top wealth hoarding creeps who are destroying everything they touch. We should stop acting like accumulating wealth is 1. a good accomplishment 2. not destructive as fuck to the rest of us.
These are the 10 richest people in the world right now.
December 3, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Solve world hunger by