Helena
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Helena
@runclevergirl.bsky.social
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Well that's quite enough news for today
January 31, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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We’re not sure why the Willy Wonka slot machine suddenly has stigmata
January 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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The forest was shrinking, but the trees kept cheering and voting for the axe because its handle was made of wood and they thought it was one of them.
January 19, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Will life ever be the same again?

Find out in next week’s episode of: Not Fucking Likely.
January 19, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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In case you’re looking for something to do this weekend
January 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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True statement that often makes me feel terribly sad ashamed of the world we live in. 😪🙏
December 29, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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When the clock strikes midnight on January 1, creative works from 1929 & sound recordings from 1924 will enter the public domain in the US, like:

⚓️ Popeye
🕵️ The Maltese Falcon
📖 The Sound and the Fury
🇮🇹 A Farewell to Arms
🏠️ A Room of One's Own
🙌 Hallelujah
🎺 Bolero
and many more!

🧵👇
December 26, 2024 at 3:56 PM
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Oh the people outside are frightful
December 21, 2024 at 8:12 PM
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December 15, 2024 at 4:30 AM
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December 15, 2024 at 2:43 PM
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I never thought someone could eat a sandwich wrong until I had kids.
December 15, 2024 at 5:55 PM
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We MUST keep vaccines.
have you written your Senator to let them know?
December 14, 2024 at 8:03 PM
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Look, if I heard there was a place where half the people voted for their own destruction, I'd send drones to observe them as well.
December 13, 2024 at 5:16 PM
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December 14, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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🤨
December 7, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 11:58 PM
Damn, that’s cold.
December 5, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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Ibuprofen isn’t enough I need to become an invertebrate
December 4, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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Rum apple pie
December 3, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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claustrophobia is so stupid. let Santa get married.
December 2, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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Goodest good boy Shadow wants to say hiiiiii! 😍
December 1, 2024 at 9:51 PM
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prescription strength skin-to-skin contact
December 2, 2024 at 12:03 AM
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November 30, 2024 at 5:04 PM