Ry Guy
@ryguyonstilts.bsky.social
Elon Musk is an anus-faced goober. Also, I like things like Chicago sports teams, pool, volleyball, and being awesome.
Occasional video game streams: www.twitch.tv/ryguyonstilts
All opinions mine and mine alone.
Occasional video game streams: www.twitch.tv/ryguyonstilts
All opinions mine and mine alone.
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@ryguyonstilts.bsky.social
· Oct 15
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meanwhile blackjack is definitely right-coded because republicans love to hit anything under 21
November 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM
meanwhile blackjack is definitely right-coded because republicans love to hit anything under 21
I want to like Jameis, I really do. Problem is I can't with all the SA accusations. Because as a player solely he is one of the most hilarious to ever do it.
OK. OK. OK.
I'm not saying you have to agree. But when you adjust for era...
I'm not saying you have to agree. But when you adjust for era...
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I want to like Jameis, I really do. Problem is I can't with all the SA accusations. Because as a player solely he is one of the most hilarious to ever do it.
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Also if you own the Yankees and can’t turn a profit the year after your team went to its first World Series in 15 years you should probably sell due to gross incompetence.
November 24, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Also if you own the Yankees and can’t turn a profit the year after your team went to its first World Series in 15 years you should probably sell due to gross incompetence.
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you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
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"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
"Collecting that experience" is an incredible euphemism for "Asking a guy about the fact that more than a dozen women accused him of sexual misconduct"
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November 24, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Musk is what happens if you give a high school shooter all the money in the world.
November 24, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Musk is what happens if you give a high school shooter all the money in the world.
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The chance that Pickens gets a huge contract, plays well, and then does something off the field (or in the locker room) to make the team regret it is like 1000%.
Give George Pickens all the money
November 24, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The chance that Pickens gets a huge contract, plays well, and then does something off the field (or in the locker room) to make the team regret it is like 1000%.
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Every one of these posts makes me giggle at the very serious pundits who say BlueSky is in a bubble
X rolled out a new feature overnight showing where accounts are based. This network of “Trump-supporting independent women” that claimed to be “real Americans” are based in Thailand.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
The photos were stolen from European models & posts pushed pro-Trump lines while targeting Islam and LGBTQ people.
November 23, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Every one of these posts makes me giggle at the very serious pundits who say BlueSky is in a bubble
If Patrick Mahomes was the recipient of that TJ Watt strip sack on Caleb Williams where he got slammed to the ground...Watt would have been flagged, suspended, and banned for life.
November 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
If Patrick Mahomes was the recipient of that TJ Watt strip sack on Caleb Williams where he got slammed to the ground...Watt would have been flagged, suspended, and banned for life.
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I closed social media for like three hours and the Pope threw a rave, MTG resigned, and Trump endorsed Mamdani before Chuck Schumer did? Now accepting bribes to close social media for all of next week
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I closed social media for like three hours and the Pope threw a rave, MTG resigned, and Trump endorsed Mamdani before Chuck Schumer did? Now accepting bribes to close social media for all of next week
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My favorite piece of content today.
November 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
My favorite piece of content today.
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the takeaway from the Zohran Trump meeting is that Trump is a gullible fool who will temporarily bend to the last charismatic person he talked to.
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
November 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
the takeaway from the Zohran Trump meeting is that Trump is a gullible fool who will temporarily bend to the last charismatic person he talked to.
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
Zohran played him perfectly but that doesn’t mean Trump is good now. He’ll go back to fascism tomorrow morning after he talks to Stephen Miller
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Trump might be an absolute creep but one thing he is consistent on is that he likes any beautiful person, man or woman
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Trump might be an absolute creep but one thing he is consistent on is that he likes any beautiful person, man or woman
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Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
November 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Laughing at Donald Trump saying he'd definitely feel comfortable living in Zohran Mamdani's New York on the same day that half the consultant brain-poisoned Democratic party voted to condemn socialism
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Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.
November 21, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Not going to read too much into it, obviously Trump is the worst man alive, and is going to revert to saying the most odious shit imaginable in like an hour, but it's funny that this is coming a couple hours after 90 democrat losers voted to say "socialism is bad" for no reason.
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Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
November 21, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Q: “Are you affirming you think Trump is a fascist?”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
TRUMP: “That’s ok, you can just say yes.”
ZOHRAN: “Ok. Yes.”
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I believe someone can run and win on “the headlights are too damn bright”
November 21, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I believe someone can run and win on “the headlights are too damn bright”
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he hangs out in group chats with teenaged nazis, so there’s that
Has JD Vance done anything as VP besides go on podcasts and complain?
November 21, 2025 at 3:11 PM
he hangs out in group chats with teenaged nazis, so there’s that