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SaberSmasher
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Some guy on the internet, who just wants to relax, play video games, and write.
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2025 Media Thread:

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Happy Metroid Prime 4 Day to those who celebrate
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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December 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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I wrote a bit for McSweeney's about Isaac Chotiner interviewing Santa Claus. Just a little something for the holiday season. Enjoy!
The New Yorker’s Isaac Chotiner Interviews Santa Claus
For several centuries, Santa Claus has been one of the most prolific mythical gift-givers in the world. Formerly known as Saint Nicholas of Myra, a...
www.mcsweeneys.net
December 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Is the "Nintendo Switch 2 Edition" banner really necessary?
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Oh shit! Really!?
SEGAGAGA translation to be released soon
www.resetera.com/threads/13...
December 4, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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I FINALLY FOUND IT.

Been looking for this stupid video for fucking EVER but GOOGLE SUCKS SO MUCH SHIT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 9:30 AM
Time to go Beyond!
December 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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the fact storefronts always completely clam up when they remove something and never respond to any requests by the developer on how to make their game compliant kind of gives away the entire game and it is dumb to pretend it doesn't
December 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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look guys they just violated the store's content guidelines, which are published nowhere, won't be elaborated on, and are enforced wildly inconsistently if somehow real ones do exist somewhere internally
December 4, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Crap... just realized I didn't wear my Metroid hoodie to work today...

Well today is ruined. The game better be delayed again, and hopefully I don't fuck up next time.
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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The DM started describing a thieves cant symbol

I got this far into drawing it, at his instruction, before realising what it was and getting So Mad
December 3, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Yeah hi, I'll have a big mac meal aaaand please have the Grinch jack me off.
December 3, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Sounds like it sucks in every possible way then, so into the trash with it
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Even though I'm seeing people play Metroid Prime 4... I still won't believe that it's real until I'm playing it in about 11 hours after work...
December 4, 2025 at 6:10 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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a load-bearing component of “the magic of Christmas” is the invisible domestic labor of moms

you are now realizing how much she was doing for you and instead of just thanking her you’ve decided it’s about the decline of civilization
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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joseph stalin grab onto my armored muumuu, and together we will leave this foul earth behind.
December 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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we're all thinking it
December 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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It's worth reiterating that independent creators are getting debanked for the same content
Sam Altman suggests ChatGPT is cannibalizing your fanfic and erotica to make its own clanker porn, rolling out this December.
ChatGPT just got filthy after new update lets it talk dirty to you
'You won't get it unless you ask for it.'
metro.co.uk
October 16, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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The other aspect of this “the disabled might be actually faking it” is that, everyone saying it is just a bad day away from joining all of us.
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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If you've ever worked in anime localization/dubbing then you would know that the client needs to be aware of EVERY decision by the studio. They have final say on everything; even casting choices. Amazon doing this without their knowledge is HUGE. At the very least it would endanger their license.
December 3, 2025 at 8:52 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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the AI journalism revolution continues to go great, thanks for asking
Google is experimentally replacing news headlines with AI clickbait nonsense
“BG3 players exploit children.”
www.theverge.com
December 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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is the gingerbread gamecube my magnum opus?
December 2, 2025 at 11:36 PM