Safe Muffins
@safemuffins.vip
He/him. Chicago native, living in NW Indiana. I like games, especially modding games n stuff. I'm an old Gen X curmudgeon of sorts living in a spectator democracy, with a caramel and nougaty center.
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Safe Muffins
@safemuffins.vip
· Oct 10
Four Images that sum me up, my points of view and my account in general.
Reskeet with your own.
Reskeet with your own.
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Strumming someones pain with your fingers is torture and is a violation of the 1900 crimes act, section 36.
Killing someone softly with a song is still murder. The implement or manner of the killing is irrelevant in the eyes of the law. You may get away with manslaughter depending on intention.
Killing someone softly with a song is still murder. The implement or manner of the killing is irrelevant in the eyes of the law. You may get away with manslaughter depending on intention.
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Strumming someones pain with your fingers is torture and is a violation of the 1900 crimes act, section 36.
Killing someone softly with a song is still murder. The implement or manner of the killing is irrelevant in the eyes of the law. You may get away with manslaughter depending on intention.
Killing someone softly with a song is still murder. The implement or manner of the killing is irrelevant in the eyes of the law. You may get away with manslaughter depending on intention.
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To pass business laws stating AI is a person means that the same concepts must apply to AI sexbots.
If they are programmed to consent, it is not consent.
Imagine the new generation of incels getting told 'no' by a robot.
If they are programmed to consent, it is not consent.
Imagine the new generation of incels getting told 'no' by a robot.
a man with a mustache is making a funny face and says oof
ALT: a man with a mustache is making a funny face and says oof
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
To pass business laws stating AI is a person means that the same concepts must apply to AI sexbots.
If they are programmed to consent, it is not consent.
Imagine the new generation of incels getting told 'no' by a robot.
If they are programmed to consent, it is not consent.
Imagine the new generation of incels getting told 'no' by a robot.
This is a great interview. These guys, the original culture jammers...this interview offers great insight into how, with subtle moves behind the scenes...cowed the major labels into backing off.
How?
By demonstrating that they were ready to not just fight, but win precedents.
How?
By demonstrating that they were ready to not just fight, but win precedents.
November 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This is a great interview. These guys, the original culture jammers...this interview offers great insight into how, with subtle moves behind the scenes...cowed the major labels into backing off.
How?
By demonstrating that they were ready to not just fight, but win precedents.
How?
By demonstrating that they were ready to not just fight, but win precedents.
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oooh look at mister "i can have fun at the party sober" wowwww check out this guy the unbearable weight of this life hasn't completely crushed his capacity for childlike play soooo cooool good for you dickhead
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
oooh look at mister "i can have fun at the party sober" wowwww check out this guy the unbearable weight of this life hasn't completely crushed his capacity for childlike play soooo cooool good for you dickhead
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squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
November 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
squirrel: *points gun*
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
me: what do you want me to do?
squirrel: *gestures at sign*
me: alright, i get it *opens book drop*
squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion*
me: NOT A SQUIRREL!
squirrel: *disappears into book drop*
me: *whispers* forgive me, keith
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bro they made the whole world run on whether or not you can put ads in shit.
everything you see or hear all day is trying to seduce you and steal your kidneys.
everything you see or hear all day is trying to seduce you and steal your kidneys.
November 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
bro they made the whole world run on whether or not you can put ads in shit.
everything you see or hear all day is trying to seduce you and steal your kidneys.
everything you see or hear all day is trying to seduce you and steal your kidneys.
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Just want to emphasize here that this is an image of an INTERSTELLAR COMET taken by a camera orbiting MARS. Space is so cool!
NASA's pix of the interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS are now up science.nasa.gov/solar-system...
This is the HiRISE/MRO image ⬇️
This is the HiRISE/MRO image ⬇️
November 19, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Just want to emphasize here that this is an image of an INTERSTELLAR COMET taken by a camera orbiting MARS. Space is so cool!
Bungie's getting pissy about these questions. Tough.
You know, when you've been credibly accused of plagiarism over the years, multiple times...it's not such a stretch to wonder if you're using a literal plagiarism machine to make content.
You know, when you've been credibly accused of plagiarism over the years, multiple times...it's not such a stretch to wonder if you're using a literal plagiarism machine to make content.
Marathon's short film director doesn't know why this needs clarifying, but no, he didn't use AI to make it
After seemingly enough accusations got to him, Marathon's short film director Alberto Mielgo has made it very clear he didn't use AI to make it.
www.rockpapershotgun.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Bungie's getting pissy about these questions. Tough.
You know, when you've been credibly accused of plagiarism over the years, multiple times...it's not such a stretch to wonder if you're using a literal plagiarism machine to make content.
You know, when you've been credibly accused of plagiarism over the years, multiple times...it's not such a stretch to wonder if you're using a literal plagiarism machine to make content.
I've come to the recent conclusion that Bethesda peaked on Skyrim, and rather than /chase/ that high...they /coasted/ on it.
When you frame it in these terms...Starfield's lackluster offering is easier to explain.
When you frame it in these terms...Starfield's lackluster offering is easier to explain.
November 19, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I've come to the recent conclusion that Bethesda peaked on Skyrim, and rather than /chase/ that high...they /coasted/ on it.
When you frame it in these terms...Starfield's lackluster offering is easier to explain.
When you frame it in these terms...Starfield's lackluster offering is easier to explain.
The F4AE release was poorly done...like the Skyrim AE release...that was also poorly done.
So this shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, to be honest. They dumped a new exe, along with a crap ton of CC content that's poorly integrated.
So this shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, to be honest. They dumped a new exe, along with a crap ton of CC content that's poorly integrated.
Fallout 4 Drops To Mostly Negative For The First Time Since 2017 Thanks To The Anniversary Edition
Fallout 4 Anniversary Edition's launch was met with a wave of negative reviews on Steam, the worst the game has seen in years.
www.thegamer.com
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
The F4AE release was poorly done...like the Skyrim AE release...that was also poorly done.
So this shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, to be honest. They dumped a new exe, along with a crap ton of CC content that's poorly integrated.
So this shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone, to be honest. They dumped a new exe, along with a crap ton of CC content that's poorly integrated.
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How many creators are there in the world, desperate to sell their new and unique IPs, only to read that yet another remake of a remake has been greenlit by the pathologically risk-averse corporate overlords?
New ‘Stargate’ TV Series Ordered at Amazon From ‘Blindspot’ Creator Martin Gero variety.com/2025/tv/news...
November 19, 2025 at 7:18 PM
How many creators are there in the world, desperate to sell their new and unique IPs, only to read that yet another remake of a remake has been greenlit by the pathologically risk-averse corporate overlords?
Honestly wishing the giant meteor would hurry up and get here...
People are getting AI chatbots “pregnant” and raising virtual children
The line between human connection and artificial intelligence is blurring in ways researchers never anticipated. A groundbreaking academic study has revealed that users are forming profound romantic a...
rudevulture.com
November 19, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Honestly wishing the giant meteor would hurry up and get here...
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Happy man day or whatever
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Happy man day or whatever
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I’m not saying we should age-gate the Protomen’s music, I’m just saying children should listen with heavy stoner supervision until the schools start teaching “Tommy” as God intended.
November 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I’m not saying we should age-gate the Protomen’s music, I’m just saying children should listen with heavy stoner supervision until the schools start teaching “Tommy” as God intended.
These are the wages of indulging the stupid among us, instead of vilifying them.
CDC data confirms US is 2 months away from losing measles elimination status
Elimination status is lost if the virus spreads continuously for 12 months.
arstechnica.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:44 PM
These are the wages of indulging the stupid among us, instead of vilifying them.
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Hey asshole, you can make anything 'banana nut'. Your muffins aint shit
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Hey asshole, you can make anything 'banana nut'. Your muffins aint shit
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“Chicago must borrow $283.3 million to cover the soaring cost of lawsuits alleging Chicago police officers committed a wide range of misconduct — including wrongful convictions and improper pursuits — as part of the city’s 2026 budget, Mayor Brandon Johnson said.” news.wttw.com/2025/11/17/c...
Chicago Set to Borrow $283.3M to Resolve Police Misconduct Lawsuits
It will likely cost Chicago taxpayers approximately $52 million in interest to borrow that money and pay off during the next five years, according to estimates provided to the Chicago City Council by ...
news.wttw.com
November 19, 2025 at 1:16 PM
“Chicago must borrow $283.3 million to cover the soaring cost of lawsuits alleging Chicago police officers committed a wide range of misconduct — including wrongful convictions and improper pursuits — as part of the city’s 2026 budget, Mayor Brandon Johnson said.” news.wttw.com/2025/11/17/c...
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No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
November 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
No one in this ball pit is taking me seriously.
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If you think that whatever gets released won't have been thoroughly laundered, given that we already know that DOJ agents have worked around the clock since January redacting files... have I got a deal on a gorgeous bridge in Brooklyn for you.
November 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If you think that whatever gets released won't have been thoroughly laundered, given that we already know that DOJ agents have worked around the clock since January redacting files... have I got a deal on a gorgeous bridge in Brooklyn for you.
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how i greet the Door Dasher
Bette Davis at home. Photo by Maurice Goldberg for Vanity Fair, 1935.
November 18, 2025 at 8:33 PM
how i greet the Door Dasher
Once again, in case you didn't get the message:
Digital ID's are not something you should ever consider using.
Ever.
Digital ID's are not something you should ever consider using.
Ever.
Illinois launching digital driver’s licenses and state IDs on iPhones for airports, restaurants and bars
Illinois residents on Wednesday will be able to add their state driver’s license or state ID to their Apple Wallets. Mobile IDs will expand to Android users by sometime next year.
www.chicagotribune.com
November 18, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Once again, in case you didn't get the message:
Digital ID's are not something you should ever consider using.
Ever.
Digital ID's are not something you should ever consider using.
Ever.
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Some of you point out that the big players have used various tricks to keep their own $ safe. True.
That's why we need to think about how to prosecute them for fraud.
Those bubble-inflating claims - AI will cure all disease! end climate change! double lifespans! - are essentially Theranos X 1000.
That's why we need to think about how to prosecute them for fraud.
Those bubble-inflating claims - AI will cure all disease! end climate change! double lifespans! - are essentially Theranos X 1000.
The AI bubble may be about to bust.
Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.
We all need to say this very clearly:
NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!
Expropriate their asses instead.
They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.
They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.
We all need to say this very clearly:
NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!
Expropriate their asses instead.
They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.
They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Some of you point out that the big players have used various tricks to keep their own $ safe. True.
That's why we need to think about how to prosecute them for fraud.
Those bubble-inflating claims - AI will cure all disease! end climate change! double lifespans! - are essentially Theranos X 1000.
That's why we need to think about how to prosecute them for fraud.
Those bubble-inflating claims - AI will cure all disease! end climate change! double lifespans! - are essentially Theranos X 1000.
This is exactly why people are coming to the conclusion that JB Pritzker is full of it. He just wants the press, not the actual issue itself.
Protesters Keep Getting Arrested At Broadview By State Police Despite Promise To Protect Free Speech
About 80 protesters have been arrested at the ICE facility since barricades went up. Protesters and legal observers say the arrests run counter to the state’s stated goals of ensuring public safety an...
blockclubchicago.org
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
This is exactly why people are coming to the conclusion that JB Pritzker is full of it. He just wants the press, not the actual issue itself.
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"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
November 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'"
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?
bro what--
what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?