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me: i let my cat drink the bathtub water while i was in it
priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin
priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin
July 19, 2023 at 11:57 PM
me: i let my cat drink the bathtub water while i was in it
priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin
priest: once again kind of weird but not a sin
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happy may day here is a painting I did a long time ago
May 1, 2025 at 1:50 PM
happy may day here is a painting I did a long time ago
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Roses are red
Cherenkov is blue
Just use a screwdriver
What's the worst it can do?
Cherenkov is blue
Just use a screwdriver
What's the worst it can do?
February 15, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Roses are red
Cherenkov is blue
Just use a screwdriver
What's the worst it can do?
Cherenkov is blue
Just use a screwdriver
What's the worst it can do?
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I will definitely stop doomscrolling - as soon as I see the one post that makes me feel better about everything
January 12, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I will definitely stop doomscrolling - as soon as I see the one post that makes me feel better about everything
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Taurus: Your future is a mystery. A mystery wrapped in a wine stained bathrobe and ennui.
December 15, 2024 at 7:09 PM
Taurus: Your future is a mystery. A mystery wrapped in a wine stained bathrobe and ennui.
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Taurus: You are going to ruin your life this week, but no one will be able to tell the difference.
November 24, 2024 at 6:37 PM
Taurus: You are going to ruin your life this week, but no one will be able to tell the difference.
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Might as well come out with it here on the samizdat site. I have a 500-ish page book on the carbon cycle over all of Earth and human history coming out next year. The cover looks like this. Will have more to say about it once I finally wrap it up soon and the publisher takes the bounty off my head.
November 13, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Might as well come out with it here on the samizdat site. I have a 500-ish page book on the carbon cycle over all of Earth and human history coming out next year. The cover looks like this. Will have more to say about it once I finally wrap it up soon and the publisher takes the bounty off my head.
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If by "morning person" you mean I wake up at 4 am staring into the inky blackness imagining horrific outcomes, then yes, I'm a morning person.
November 13, 2024 at 5:17 PM
If by "morning person" you mean I wake up at 4 am staring into the inky blackness imagining horrific outcomes, then yes, I'm a morning person.
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Discworld QOTD, from Sourcery
"'I don’t know what to do,' he said.
'No harm in that. I’ve never known what to do,' said Rincewind with hollow cheerfulness. 'Been completely at a loss my whole life.' He hesitated. 'I think it’s called being human, or something.'"
"'I don’t know what to do,' he said.
'No harm in that. I’ve never known what to do,' said Rincewind with hollow cheerfulness. 'Been completely at a loss my whole life.' He hesitated. 'I think it’s called being human, or something.'"
Discworld QOTD, from Snuff
“His job was to make sense of the world and there were times that he wished the world would meet him halfway.”
“His job was to make sense of the world and there were times that he wished the world would meet him halfway.”
Discworld QOTD, from Carpe Jugulum
“Don't do anything I wouldn't do, if you ever find anything I wouldn’t do.”
“Don't do anything I wouldn't do, if you ever find anything I wouldn’t do.”
November 16, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Discworld QOTD, from Sourcery
"'I don’t know what to do,' he said.
'No harm in that. I’ve never known what to do,' said Rincewind with hollow cheerfulness. 'Been completely at a loss my whole life.' He hesitated. 'I think it’s called being human, or something.'"
"'I don’t know what to do,' he said.
'No harm in that. I’ve never known what to do,' said Rincewind with hollow cheerfulness. 'Been completely at a loss my whole life.' He hesitated. 'I think it’s called being human, or something.'"
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Personal Trainer: What are your goals?
Me: To love without the fear of loss
Personal Trainer:
Me: To love without the fear of loss
Personal Trainer:
November 16, 2024 at 6:23 AM
Personal Trainer: What are your goals?
Me: To love without the fear of loss
Personal Trainer:
Me: To love without the fear of loss
Personal Trainer:
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By age 35, your 500-foot burial pyramid should already be 80% complete.
October 23, 2024 at 4:12 PM
By age 35, your 500-foot burial pyramid should already be 80% complete.
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Has Bluesky seen this Floppy Disk Organizer, but for microSD cards?
October 19, 2024 at 10:34 AM
Has Bluesky seen this Floppy Disk Organizer, but for microSD cards?
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private schools should be abolished. universal public education for all.
September 7, 2024 at 6:25 PM
private schools should be abolished. universal public education for all.
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look I was around for the Bush years and I am not going to hand it to Dick fucking Cheney in any capacity
September 7, 2024 at 1:44 AM
look I was around for the Bush years and I am not going to hand it to Dick fucking Cheney in any capacity
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Selten jemanden gesehen dem die bürokratisch kalte Menschenfeindlichkeit so aus allen Poren tropft wie Merz
June 7, 2024 at 12:20 PM
Selten jemanden gesehen dem die bürokratisch kalte Menschenfeindlichkeit so aus allen Poren tropft wie Merz
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Klimakatastrophe und Faschisierung der Politik bedingen einander. Die Realität - dass die globalisierte kapitalistische Produktion der wesentliche Treiber ist - kann nicht anerkannt werden, also benötigt es immer aggressivere Hirngespinste über vermeintlich Schuldige und eine immer brutalere
June 3, 2024 at 10:47 AM
Klimakatastrophe und Faschisierung der Politik bedingen einander. Die Realität - dass die globalisierte kapitalistische Produktion der wesentliche Treiber ist - kann nicht anerkannt werden, also benötigt es immer aggressivere Hirngespinste über vermeintlich Schuldige und eine immer brutalere
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My latest cartoon for New Scientist.
May 17, 2024 at 4:12 PM
My latest cartoon for New Scientist.
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when shitposters become mutuals
April 25, 2024 at 4:11 AM
when shitposters become mutuals