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I need a volume setting on my car that’s “Depeche Mode’s Personal Jesus” and it instantly cranks it to 11
October 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I need a volume setting on my car that’s “Depeche Mode’s Personal Jesus” and it instantly cranks it to 11
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June 25, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely
May 16, 2025 at 11:51 AM
When the IT guy takes over my computer remotely
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I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
May 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
I don’t mean to alarm anyone, but the orcas now have two F/A-18 Hornets
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Good morning ppl! Monday was hard, not gonna lie. The FDA is waiting for RIF2boogaloo as NARA & FEMA got their chose & lose letters last night.
If you have been RIFed, we have an icon badge for you so you can show the world just how many of us are gone.
If you have been RIFed, we have an icon badge for you so you can show the world just how many of us are gone.
April 8, 2025 at 11:18 AM
Good morning ppl! Monday was hard, not gonna lie. The FDA is waiting for RIF2boogaloo as NARA & FEMA got their chose & lose letters last night.
If you have been RIFed, we have an icon badge for you so you can show the world just how many of us are gone.
If you have been RIFed, we have an icon badge for you so you can show the world just how many of us are gone.
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Defence Ministry Update: Border surveillance has not detected any abnormal activity. We stand rock-hop-ready to rock, set to defend ourselves against all threats both foreign and domestic (elephant seals mainly)
April 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Defence Ministry Update: Border surveillance has not detected any abnormal activity. We stand rock-hop-ready to rock, set to defend ourselves against all threats both foreign and domestic (elephant seals mainly)
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Getting some Data vibes with this.
April 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Getting some Data vibes with this.
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Defence Ministry: Shoreline defence force Gentoo’s prepare mortars. Our Navy Seals conduct clandestine training, and teach tactical camouflage and concealment to juveniles. We stand ready. Flippers Up.
April 3, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Defence Ministry: Shoreline defence force Gentoo’s prepare mortars. Our Navy Seals conduct clandestine training, and teach tactical camouflage and concealment to juveniles. We stand ready. Flippers Up.
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Politicians should wear uniforms like Racing Car Drivers, so we can identify their Corporate Sponsors.
March 28, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Politicians should wear uniforms like Racing Car Drivers, so we can identify their Corporate Sponsors.
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Tucson, Arizona today.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
March 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Tucson, Arizona today.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
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I present to you...
The most perfect photo ever taken of the most perfect little boy lamb 😭
The most perfect photo ever taken of the most perfect little boy lamb 😭
March 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I present to you...
The most perfect photo ever taken of the most perfect little boy lamb 😭
The most perfect photo ever taken of the most perfect little boy lamb 😭
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So this was a campaign promise not an observation.
March 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
So this was a campaign promise not an observation.
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After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.
Mark Hamill posting rebellious content in a battle against a dictator and his robotic sidekick is the most Star Wars shit ever.
February 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
After playing a fictional member of the Resistance a long time ago, I never could have imagined it ever happening in real life, but here we are.
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I have no argument.
February 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I have no argument.
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Late stage norovirus vaccine clinical trial put on hold due to potential risk of a neurological disorder.
drrubin.substack.com/p/norovirus-...
drrubin.substack.com/p/norovirus-...
Norovirus vaccine trial put on hold
An adverse event is causing a pause on the clinical trial. What does this mean?
drrubin.substack.com
February 15, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Late stage norovirus vaccine clinical trial put on hold due to potential risk of a neurological disorder.
drrubin.substack.com/p/norovirus-...
drrubin.substack.com/p/norovirus-...
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I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.
February 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I am going to be so pissed if--after everything--I do, in fact, die of dysentery.