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bloodthirsty magic
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former bloodmage; former bloodmonger/librarian. pretty good with a needle in more than one way. animated meat puppet that likes bones, murder, all that edgy shit, etc. you get the idea.
oh, and cats. i like cats.

NB/demiace - they/he, would you kindly
Pinned
the new CSR has been trying to Pavlov Train me into answering the phone with "Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?"

he has failed to take into account that he is within prime paperclip-throwing range and that i have a weird knack for hitting people in the eye
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“When a Soviet soldier comes to you, YOU:

1. Don’t know
2. Don’t care
3. Don’t tell
4. Don’t have
5. Don’t know how to
6. Don’t give
7. Can’t do
8. Don’t sell
9. Don’t show
10. Do nothing”

Večerní Praha (Evening Prague)
August 26, 1968
February 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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Sketched some frogs🐸

Ink + watercolor
February 3, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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ICE Agent Scores Easy Win By Deporting Own Family https://theonion.com/ice-agent-scores-easy-win-by-deporting-own-family/
February 3, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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My prints are only $6 each right now, get in on this sale while you can, some stock has already sold out!
All prints are now 50% OFF! No code needed! I'm switching my print fulfillment to Print On Demand and am liquidating my current stock. Now's your chance to save BIG on some of your favorite images! Browse all prints here: www.thornwolf.com/shop/prints

#BSNM #SciArt #ArtShop
February 2, 2026 at 12:04 AM
guess who is getting into minecraft for the first time

i've played Valheim, i have a vague fuzzy idea of what I'm doing
February 3, 2026 at 9:44 PM
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When I’m president everyone has to wake up and drink a whole glass of water that’s totally not full of lithium.
checking in on threads
February 3, 2026 at 8:20 PM
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Well now, would you look at that? A massive, 4-YEAR-LONG study of NEARLY 30 MILLION people in France found that individuals who received a COVID-19 mRNA vaccine had a 74% LOWER risk of death from severe COVID-19 compared to unvaccinated individuals and ZERO increased risk of all-cause mortality.
February 3, 2026 at 5:00 PM
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Should have just gotten a dog
April 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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a little bit of monica, in my life
a little bit of monica, go outside
a little bit of monica, watch the seas
a little bit of monica, feel unease
a little bit of monica, corrupted sun
a little bit of monica, the world's undone
a little bit of monica, gods be damned
a little bit of you makes me your m
January 30, 2026 at 6:33 AM
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This is old but I am still feeling this way up to this day.
January 30, 2026 at 12:14 PM
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Find your organizing home and organize, friends. If/when the Supreme Court kills birthright citizenship, this fascist regime will have the green light to find ways to denaturalize anyone they want.
A different kind of April fools

*SUPREME COURT SETS BIRTHRIGHT CITIZENSHIP ARGUMENTS FOR APRIL 1
January 30, 2026 at 4:50 PM
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Remember, the difference between gender ale and gender lager is in the fermentation style: gender ale is a top, whereas gender lager is a bottom
this is officially the funniest typo I've ever made
January 30, 2026 at 4:36 PM
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You can survive this. Outlast your enemies and thrive.

(Plan for a two part linocut. I think I'm just going to have to suck it up and buy some new lino; I have rubber blocks and a couple small pieces of lino but it seems I just can't do without detail.)

#art #wolf #linocut planning #printmaking
April 11, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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The VERY MEAN AND NASTY Jesus Christ flipped over a bunch of tables in the temple and assaulted our fine money changers with a whip! HE WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS. Jesus is a well-known leftist who has NO RESPECT for the businesses that make our houses of worship great!
January 30, 2026 at 2:38 PM
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Catherine O’Hara was an actual genius who was currently doing the best work of her entire life, there was obviously so so so much more to see from her. This sucks so bad, but it’s also inarguable that she went out on the top of her game in a way that we can all only pray happens in our own lives
January 30, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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Catherine O’Hara didn’t steal scenes she just showed up and ownership automatically defaulted to her
January 30, 2026 at 6:45 PM
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Lawyer here. There’s a lot of misinformation about what this means. It means he’s innocent even though he did it and the judge said that it’s good what he did
BREAKING: Judge dismisses murder, weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealth CEO killer Mangione reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 6:10 PM
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Home Alone. Schitt’s Creek. Beetlejuice. I grew up watching Catherine O’Hara, who brought a warmth to every single role she played. Even if she played a unpleasant character, there remained an unmistakable warmth beneath the surface, like she couldn’t help but make you smile and feel comforted.
January 30, 2026 at 7:04 PM
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A New York federal judge dismissed murder and weapons charges against alleged UnitedHealthcare CEO killer Luigi Mangione, a major blow to prosecutors that means Mangione no longer faces a possible death penalty if convicted reut.rs/45Fin56
January 30, 2026 at 3:28 PM
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How bikers eat their sketty 😂💪
January 30, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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SCOOP: 404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, a tool Palantir made for ICE which brings up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address.

The full user guide here:
Here is the User Guide for ELITE, the Tool Palantir Made for ICE
404 Media is publishing a version of the user guide for ELITE, which lets ICE bring up dossiers on individual people and provides a “confidence score” of their address.
www.404media.co
January 30, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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CNN in Minneapolis: We are seeing thousands and thousands of people, we've been standing on the corner here for the past ten minutes. This this crowd has not let up. It's just continuous.
January 30, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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along other potential outcomes, like DHS keeping a “derogatory” file on you, it sounds like your privileges will get quickly suspended. there’s a mention of this happening to a woman in NYT today.
If you've given biometrics to TSA (Pre-Check and Global Entry members) and you plan to attend a protest, you should wear a medical mask.
January 30, 2026 at 7:10 PM
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If you don't finish the art you get sick of mid-project, you're never going to finish anything.
December 28, 2023 at 3:46 AM