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Gratuitous Sorkin reference.
Huge Duolingo milestone for me personally, love that it came on a big holiday
December 25, 2025 at 7:06 AM
😐
December 25, 2025 at 4:58 AM
There is not one single gift bag or clothing box in this house that is big enough to hold a sweater, hoodie, or pair of non-lightweight pants for an adult of smaller than average size. Not one. I'm going to have to stuff this hoodie in a shipping box and wrap it.
December 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
When you only have four items to wrap, it's possible to fuck up each one in its own distinct way. If you're as good as I am, you can fuck up the sides of each one in different ways, too.
December 25, 2025 at 4:14 AM
@ god why can't the grocery store write what cultivar of basil it is on the package
December 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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OH NO OH NO WE DON'T OUT THE RPF, TEAM

That's the one thing that stays in the (fandom) closet
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO OUT MAGAZINE NO NO NO
December 24, 2025 at 8:58 PM
I'm glad this joke about Hawkeye knowing the age of consent in all 48 states gets cut in syndication. I'd like to cut it from my brain because wtf.
December 24, 2025 at 8:53 AM
I'd also add that no ad in any game should ever open something in my browser #lrt
December 24, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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Hey game on my phone, if I can double my points after a level by watching an ad and I click no thanks, don't show me an ad anyway and not give me double points!!
December 24, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Being short at the grocery store is so inconvenient. I think I pulled my entire back trying to get the one container of lemon yogurt.
December 24, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Rare plant pic because I'm watering so the chandelier is on and the exposure isn't bad (no, this isn't all of them)
December 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Miss Googly Eyes is in the box from the fish market
December 23, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I had a headache and I thought it was my sinuses so I took some Sudafed. The headache is gone but my scalp is super itchy and my nose feels stuffy and I swear to god the almighty if I'm getting a migraine...
December 23, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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#JaneFonda “CAT BALLOU” (1965)
December 21, 2025 at 9:23 AM
The price of cat food usually goes up shortly after the start of the year, but I see Pro Plan is already up 9 cents a can and Friskies is up $2 a case from fucking Friday
December 23, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Going to have to do all the shopping for my father and myself next year in addition to my mother and you can just kill me now
December 23, 2025 at 2:32 AM
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The Free Speech wing of the Free Speech party has made it so you have to upload journalism like it's an ISIS video
December 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
A couple weeks ago, some little girls stopped to pet and feed Screech on their way past while she was sitting on the railing. Today, a delivery woman got down on the ground to pet her. I guess someone is chill enough with strangers to go to the v-e-t.
December 23, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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You might question her methods, but credit to Bari Weiss: her leadership has pushed 60 Minutes into new formats and attracted a bunch of new viewership outside the normal broadcast audience.
here's the 60 minutes cecot video part 1 of 5 - recorded/uploaded by and all credit to @jasonparis.bsky.social

I just reduced background noise, chopped the 14 minutes into 3 minute segments each compressed under 100 mb for bsky's limits, cropped and rotated a few degrees for easier viewing on here
December 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
It's probably for the best if I don't have any genius last minute gift ideas because I realllllly don't want to go out there. But the showing this year is depressing.
December 22, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Feels like a good time for Tori Amos to rerelease "Professional Widow"
These people all go to rich people megachurches so they have no idea how freaky this looks to normal people
December 21, 2025 at 10:20 PM
My neighbors left their trunk open with a bunch of stuff inside and I was juuuust debating going over to close it so nothing gets stolen and an animal of some soft jumped inside it so now I really don't know what to do.
December 22, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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On the 21st day of Christmas my true love gave to me

60 deleted minutes,
16 missing files,
December 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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My entire feed tonight is all Bari Weiss and 60 Minutes which wouldn’t have happened if they just aired the segment.
December 22, 2025 at 4:36 AM