Machine Gunk Ellie
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Eleanor | she | 30 | common Midwestern snacks appreciator 🏳️⚧️ | wife'd by writingsandmusings.bsky.social 💘
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ebenezer scrooge pays a living wage if your son is large enough
December 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
ebenezer scrooge pays a living wage if your son is large enough
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I saw mommy practicing ethical nonmonogamy with Santa Claus
December 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I saw mommy practicing ethical nonmonogamy with Santa Claus
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If you are having trouble getting into the Christmas spirit, may I recommend watching the greatest Christmas special ever created:
youtu.be/NRvtOGLzpvE
youtu.be/NRvtOGLzpvE
Pee-wee's Playhouse Christmas Special: FULL Episode in 1080 HD!
YouTube video by Pee-wee Herman
youtu.be
December 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
If you are having trouble getting into the Christmas spirit, may I recommend watching the greatest Christmas special ever created:
youtu.be/NRvtOGLzpvE
youtu.be/NRvtOGLzpvE
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Saw ‘snow rollers’ for the first time.
December 22, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Saw ‘snow rollers’ for the first time.
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Sharing this again - she's 3 hundred dollars shy from what's needed to secure another month of the rental she's staying in, if anyone is able to chip in, it'd mean the world.
I know we’re all hard up, but this a friend of mine organizing this - anyone help is greatly appreciated.
gofund.me/da815302d
gofund.me/da815302d
Donate to Safe Housing for Young Trans Woman Escaping Abuse, organized by Mandy G
Alicia is a young woman in her mid-20s who has recently left a domestic viol… Mandy G needs your support for Safe Housing for Young Trans Woman Escaping Abuse
gofund.me
December 21, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Sharing this again - she's 3 hundred dollars shy from what's needed to secure another month of the rental she's staying in, if anyone is able to chip in, it'd mean the world.
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I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.
December 20, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I’m geeked up on that pure Na’vi yayo while an eight foot tall goth cat gf cuts me. I’m high off that Pandora Payakan talking directly to the ancestors. We sipping pure Tulkun brain goo. That Mangkwan coochie got me waging war on Eywa. I’ve died. I will die again. This shit ain’t nothing to me man.
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Some close ups, the kaiser roll with an egg is my personal favorite moment
December 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Some close ups, the kaiser roll with an egg is my personal favorite moment
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This kid was out grifting on Christmas Eve like help mister my mom NEEDS these louboutins
December 20, 2025 at 7:33 AM
This kid was out grifting on Christmas Eve like help mister my mom NEEDS these louboutins
deer girl who has chronically wasted disease
December 19, 2025 at 12:08 AM
deer girl who has chronically wasted disease
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
one of these little bastards flew over my house today and I feel like I understand aviation sickos a little better now
December 18, 2025 at 8:28 AM
one of these little bastards flew over my house today and I feel like I understand aviation sickos a little better now
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eightfold path right livelihood wfh jobs no drug test
December 17, 2025 at 5:04 PM
eightfold path right livelihood wfh jobs no drug test
it's a Knocked Loose full volume first thing in the morning type of day
December 17, 2025 at 12:04 PM
it's a Knocked Loose full volume first thing in the morning type of day
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90s-era anime dub where they localize "itadakimasu" to the entire lord's prayer (they have to speed it up a little to match the lip flaps)
December 15, 2025 at 3:07 AM
90s-era anime dub where they localize "itadakimasu" to the entire lord's prayer (they have to speed it up a little to match the lip flaps)
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“If £1b were to suddenly appear in their bank account, would euthanasia still be necessary?
“If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.”
“If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.”
![Tweet by Nico Reznick, AT NicoReznick on 20 June 2025 reads:
“There is a simple test to see if someone should qualify for assisted dying:
If £1b were to suddenly appear in their bank account, would euthanasia still be necessary?
If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.
[hashtag] AssistedDyingBill [hashtag] assistedsuicidebill”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3ltsziuodekvpalwz7r6x44c/bafkreifb75ozlukb4tmji3stoy5rigxacp7obmzxfdaljpc4kns252e4uq@jpeg)
December 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
“If £1b were to suddenly appear in their bank account, would euthanasia still be necessary?
“If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.”
“If the answer is no, that's not euthanasia; it's social murder.”
bold move for a band called "Mt. Joy" to write a song that makes me cry like a bitch every time I hear it
December 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
bold move for a band called "Mt. Joy" to write a song that makes me cry like a bitch every time I hear it
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leon’s back, baby
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
leon’s back, baby
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Charlie once had fulnecky too
December 7, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Charlie once had fulnecky too
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We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
December 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We got Weird Al out here singing Killing In The Name, the time for moderation is over
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“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to
December 1, 2025 at 11:29 PM
“AI is clearly sticking around so you have to get used to it” wrong. I don’t have to get used to shit. I am a practiced hater and I can keep this going for decades if I am required to