SaveJaeger
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SaveJaeger
@savejaeger.bsky.social
I'll catch that Mothman yet!
My duolingo streak has officially hit 4 straight years
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Real fallout vibes
July 2, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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May 5, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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they really need to invent a second type of money these guys can play around with separate from the money I need to buy food. Business Money. Money 2
April 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog
March 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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@schumer.senate.gov please resign
⚠️ Schumer to vote YES for cloture
March 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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TIGER ON THE BEAT (Lau, 1988)
March 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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God forbid a woman have hobbies
February 27, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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I’m going to repeat myself and wonder why unions aren’t out there talking about how this is illegal and telling their members not to comply with it
I don’t know how many different ways to say that agency personnel don’t work for Elon. They don’t have to report to Elon. They report to their agency leadership, which reports to the President.
February 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I think about this cereal so often
Product 19 (1967-2016): A cereal composed of corn/wheat/oat/rice flakes that promised an entire day's worth of vitamins and iron. Noted for it's simple box design featuring a giant "19". Due to sagging sales at the start of the 2000s, production began to wind down by 2010.
February 18, 2025 at 2:12 AM
February 10, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Good to know that the most privileged people in the country, those elected to actually lead, are cowards when it gets a little hard. They'd sacrifice the country to save themselves
Gillibrand on WNYC today said one reason they're all falling in line is that they get death threats.
cassidy changing his tune after what he said on the senate floor is what has upgraded my position from "they are being bribed" or "they are worried about primary challenges" to "they are worried about being murdered"
February 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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Ok so now this is far and away my most popular Substack post, I hope Bo Burnham is not mad at me but let's be honest, if I died tomorrow his life would not change at all

jasonpargin.substack.com/p/in-which-i...
In Which I Declare War On Beloved Entertainer Bo Burnham
'Inside' has aged in a very strange way
jasonpargin.substack.com
February 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Bringing back this gem
February 4, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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i love that in addition to everything else, elon musk is the dumbest asshole on the planet
February 3, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Jesus christ, look at our fucking resistance party. We are going to fail
Democratic Party’s newly elected Chair, Ken Martin: “There are a lot of good billionaires out there that have been with Democrats, who share our values, and we will take their money. But we’re not taking money from those bad billionaires.”
February 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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grind the government to a halt

stop voting for any nominees, object to every unanimous consent, do a rotating talking filibuster on the senate floor going over the transformation of the United States into Elon Musk and Donald Trump’s personal fiefdom

act like what’s happening is happening
Tonight Donald Trump fired dozens of prosecutors at the DC U.S. Attorney's office and agents at the FBI.

Another Friday Night Massacre, as the President removes those loyal to the constitution.

And installs those loyal to him.
February 1, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block
I guess I'm too woke because I find the proliferation of this really off-putting and gross. The fact that it's now reached the "enlightened centrists" class is depressing.
January 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Democrats response to every electoral defeat is ...

"How can we be more like republicans"

and it is the single most annoying trait
January 28, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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*me looking at the democrats refuse to listen to their voters, pretend everything was fine as the wealth divide between rich and poor grew with each passing day, lie through their teeth multiple times, and fund a genocide red and blue voters didn't support* "wow how could the voters do this."
I’ll never get over that all of this was avoidable and our kids could’ve had a better future had voters just made the obviously rational choice in November. It’s water under the bridge now. But what the fuck, people.
January 25, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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Worst Bye Week in history.
December 27, 2024 at 2:36 PM
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
December 25, 2024 at 2:42 AM