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i’m just goofin
it’s cool how even as a relatively pretty privileged person trying to get healthcare in this country is a rage inducing experience
February 13, 2026 at 1:40 PM
whole thread is great but this hits on the LIE at the heart of american immigration law. it is a CIVIL offense that mandates a CRIMINAL punishment w/o due process
The same rationale applied to immigration law. Immigration outcomes are life and death. People can be uprooted from the life they built (for some who arrive as children, the only life they know). They can be sent back to deadly situations in countries they fled fearing for their life.

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February 12, 2026 at 2:15 PM
never rooted for botulinum toxin more in my life
For anyone wondering what Greg Bovino has been up to lately…
February 12, 2026 at 1:13 PM
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watching hundreds of democrats on here SUDDENLY shocked by the thermobaric bombs dropped in Gaza, things that Palestinians have told us were happening for 2 YEARS,

and immediately use that shock to blame people for “not voting for Harris“ because this “wouldn’t have happened under her”
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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my opinion on the Bad Bunny halftime show, and non-English music in general, is that i think a need to “be able to understand the lyrics” displays an embarrassing shallowness of the speaker to appreciate the voice as an instrument & to appreciate music as something other than a lyric delivery system
February 9, 2026 at 7:59 PM
shocking myself with the Bad News Machine to get my Funny Joke pellet
February 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
yes …ha ha…YES!
February 10, 2026 at 3:03 PM
you’re telling me there was a vaccine this whole time ?!
February 9, 2026 at 11:31 PM
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you know that thing where you walk past your cat cleaning her parts and she just stops with one leg up and stares at you with an inscrutable expression and you feel like you’ve done something maybe unforgivably wrong?
January 12, 2026 at 3:01 AM
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"I wouldn't buy green bananas if I were you" is going to live in my brain for years
February 8, 2026 at 4:25 PM
February 8, 2026 at 2:44 AM
4yo asked me what a picture in her book was, I asked what her guess was. “phone?”
reader, it was a calculator. i am now a pile of dust
February 7, 2026 at 2:36 PM
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February 6, 2026 at 4:04 AM
something neat is throughout all time and space, humans love to make a little guy
i think we all need to step back and realize that peak art was made when neolithic pot in the shape of a pig was fired
February 6, 2026 at 11:07 PM
really funny to get on here and see a bunch of “dementia does NOT make you racist” before seeing the news
February 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
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I’ve watched this about 20 times already
February 5, 2026 at 1:28 AM
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Ian McKellen performs “The Strangers’ Case” speech from “Sir Thomas More” on Colbert.
February 5, 2026 at 1:07 PM
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reading a bunch of emails from dracula with the subject line "re: bood" body text "nd more thalls 4 blod" and being like "did he disable spell check, how is he even sending these out like this"
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 AM
more and more people are saying it’s an accountability crisis
The behavior of our big beautiful billionaires over the past several decades is psychologically what I can only describe as "Crying out for consequences." They can't stop themselves and deep down they need to be stopped. They need it as much as we do
February 4, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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This is brilliant. I'm so grateful for this testimony. I've transcribed it to use in letters I'm writing. Sharing the full transcription here (see alt text to copy/paste it):
February 4, 2026 at 2:20 PM
bars
Highlighting the speaker who stood in front of the Surprise mayor and told him to consider what the Mayor of Ohrdruf must’ve thought before he died by suicide: “He might have thought ‘how is this my fault I had no jurisdiction over this’ maybe he said ‘this site was not subject to local zoning.’”
February 4, 2026 at 3:19 PM
sickos yes ha ha yes
Residents are chiding the council and mayor for saying they had no idea this facility was being bought by DHS. “It was your job to know,” said a speaker who called the council “failures.” Another said they wouldn’t be making these “we can’t do anything” excuses if it was a proposed homeless shelter.
February 4, 2026 at 1:41 PM
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Me: I got your little nosey, haha. I got your little nosey, Mr. floppy ears. Mr. cutie floppy ears.

My dog, perceiving all collective memories of his kind, hunting an elk with his pack, howling at the moon with his mate: ᵗʷᵒ⁻ˡᵉᵍᵍᵉᵈ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ ⁿᵒʷ. ᵇᶦᵍ ᵖᶦᵍ, ᵗᶦᵐᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ. ᶜʰᵉᵉˢᵉ, ᵗᵃˡˡ ᵖᶦᵍ
December 16, 2024 at 12:54 AM
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One of my most fervent beliefs is that homeschooling should be illegal. It is the domain of religious psychos and white supremacists and the kids always pay a heavy price
February 3, 2026 at 5:56 PM
i’m gonna be humming la Marseillaise for the rest of the day huh
February 3, 2026 at 2:03 PM