Schluckster
@schluckster.bsky.social
She/they, 🎺, lover of adventure, 🩷💜💙
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I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
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What To Know About ‘Alien: Earth’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-alien-earth/
August 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
What To Know About ‘Alien: Earth’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-alien-earth/
I’m sorry, this isn’t an @theonion.com article?!
The Academy has announced that Oscar voters will actually have to watch all the movies in a category before making their final-round picks. It's on the honor system, but hey, it's a start.
By @lindaholmes.bsky.social
By @lindaholmes.bsky.social
This new rule won't fix the Oscars — but it's a step in the right direction
The Academy has announced that Oscar voters will actually have to watch all the movies in a category before making their final-round picks. It's on the honor system, but hey, it's a start.
www.npr.org
April 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I’m sorry, this isn’t an @theonion.com article?!
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Everyone’s gonna be wide awake at his funeral. If only because they’ll play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at full volume.
April 27, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Everyone’s gonna be wide awake at his funeral. If only because they’ll play Kool & The Gang’s “Celebration” at full volume.
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such a friendly looking book!
February 22, 2025 at 9:27 PM
such a friendly looking book!
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Reminder, as DOGE style program slashing appears in state houses and treasuries in all 50 states, the highest paid state job in most states is FOOTBALL COACH followed closely by BASKETBALL COACH at public universities.
February 17, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Reminder, as DOGE style program slashing appears in state houses and treasuries in all 50 states, the highest paid state job in most states is FOOTBALL COACH followed closely by BASKETBALL COACH at public universities.
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New insult just dropped, lads.
February 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
New insult just dropped, lads.
First lazy Sunday without TikTok. I am not having a good time
January 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
First lazy Sunday without TikTok. I am not having a good time
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Welcome to America
May 23, 2023 at 4:50 PM
Welcome to America
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Happy New Year to all! Let’s smash some fashy faces in 2025!
January 1, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Happy New Year to all! Let’s smash some fashy faces in 2025!
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Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
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December 11, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Insurance Company Celebrates 50 Billionth Fucking Over Of Customer
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People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
December 2, 2024 at 5:03 AM
People are leaving Twitter because it’s not fun anymore and no one is obligated to be on a platform they don’t enjoy.
It’s not rocket science.
It’s not rocket science.
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US Healthcare be like:
November 29, 2024 at 5:27 AM
US Healthcare be like:
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Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
November 28, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
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