@scooty-mcscoots.bsky.social
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12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
What's an insult you'll never forget?
December 26, 2025 at 4:43 PM
12YO girl signed up to do “stand up comedy” at the talent show. 13YO boy decided to heckle her. Teacher started to tell the boy to leave her alone, but the 12YO comedian said “no, no, let him go, this is the closest he’s ever going to get to having a conversation with a girl.”
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
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The Department of Justice is releasing the Epstein files far too quickly.
by Merrick Garland
by Merrick Garland
December 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The Department of Justice is releasing the Epstein files far too quickly.
by Merrick Garland
by Merrick Garland
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when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity. n.pr/4pNYnVN
U.S. regulators approve Wegovy pill for weight loss
U.S. regulators on Monday gave the green light to a pill version of the blockbuster weight-loss drug Wegovy, the first daily oral medication to treat obesity.
n.pr
December 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
when some people choose between a weekly injection or daily pill to regulate their hormones so as to align their body with their desired appearance i guess it's no big deal
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So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
So Bari Weiss’s first real editorial intervention at CBS is to repress coverage of American concentration camps.
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The endless number of fully redacted pages will definitely cool the interest and frenzy around the Epstein files
December 19, 2025 at 10:35 PM
The endless number of fully redacted pages will definitely cool the interest and frenzy around the Epstein files
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Look we can either have a world where politicians on the left continually cave to the right and still lose (the Yglesias model) or they can stand on moral ground, do the right thing as elected leaders and sometimes win elections because they did the right thing (aka the entire point of politics)
December 19, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Look we can either have a world where politicians on the left continually cave to the right and still lose (the Yglesias model) or they can stand on moral ground, do the right thing as elected leaders and sometimes win elections because they did the right thing (aka the entire point of politics)
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I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
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The Cheathawks cannot be killed.
December 19, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The Cheathawks cannot be killed.
sounds like something that someone who absolutely blew it would say
they’re ready to play anyone or anywhere, except the seahawks in seattle with control of the 1 seed on the line
they’re ready to play anyone or anywhere, except the seahawks in seattle with control of the 1 seed on the line
Asked after Thursday night's loss to the Seahawks about potentially losing out on home-field advantage in the playoffs, Rams QB Matthew Stafford said his team will be ready no matter where they play or who they play in the playoffs.
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
www.nbcsports.com/nfl/profootb...
Matthew Stafford: Rams will be ready in the playoffs no matter who we play, where we play
Stafford brushed off questions about whether the Rams hurt their Super Bowl hopes by dropping out of the No. 1 spot in the NFC.
www.nbcsports.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 PM
sounds like something that someone who absolutely blew it would say
they’re ready to play anyone or anywhere, except the seahawks in seattle with control of the 1 seed on the line
they’re ready to play anyone or anywhere, except the seahawks in seattle with control of the 1 seed on the line
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greg bovino is doing tough guy drag when he's really just a little bitch
December 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
greg bovino is doing tough guy drag when he's really just a little bitch
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'Kills children after 2 days of use' was the kind of thing that would end a product back in the day
"Levi was 13 when he joined, Instagram’s minimum age, and had been on the app less than 48 hours when he was targeted for blackmail and died, his mother said" www.nbcnews.com/tech/social-... via @davidingram.bsky.social
Two families sue Meta over teens' deaths by suicide, citing 'sextortion' scams
One boy joined Instagram on Sunday and was dead by Tuesday afternoon. His mother says the app is to blame.
www.nbcnews.com
December 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
'Kills children after 2 days of use' was the kind of thing that would end a product back in the day
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It’s pretty funny that this is almost the exact same amount of money Netflix paid for Warner Bros and HBO and CNN, all that for this
December 6, 2025 at 5:43 AM
It’s pretty funny that this is almost the exact same amount of money Netflix paid for Warner Bros and HBO and CNN, all that for this
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WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
December 6, 2025 at 4:16 AM
WOW! AN HONOR! — GCN
compare and contrast this with how billionaire owned media covers rising prices when cities or states want to raise the minimum wage
When newspapers are owned by billionaires you get headlines like this 🤡
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
The Jeff Bezos- owned @washingtonpost.com , folks 🙃 🤦🏻♂️
December 1, 2025 at 6:10 PM
compare and contrast this with how billionaire owned media covers rising prices when cities or states want to raise the minimum wage
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brazil and france sent criminal former leaders to prison while merrick garland spent nights fretting if every t was crossed and didnt get the job done
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 PM
brazil and france sent criminal former leaders to prison while merrick garland spent nights fretting if every t was crossed and didnt get the job done
and now a million fucking Clippy style pop ups anytime you do a search
“you’re in a browser. wanna try the google app instead?”
“wanna try AI mode instead?”
“i see you’re not using chrome. wanna switch to chrome instead?”
no you fucking pests, i just wanna search for info and be left tf alone
“you’re in a browser. wanna try the google app instead?”
“wanna try AI mode instead?”
“i see you’re not using chrome. wanna switch to chrome instead?”
no you fucking pests, i just wanna search for info and be left tf alone
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
and now a million fucking Clippy style pop ups anytime you do a search
“you’re in a browser. wanna try the google app instead?”
“wanna try AI mode instead?”
“i see you’re not using chrome. wanna switch to chrome instead?”
no you fucking pests, i just wanna search for info and be left tf alone
“you’re in a browser. wanna try the google app instead?”
“wanna try AI mode instead?”
“i see you’re not using chrome. wanna switch to chrome instead?”
no you fucking pests, i just wanna search for info and be left tf alone
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The military has a duty to refuse unlawful orders, but Congress has a duty to remove from office a president and secretary who would issue such orders. There is something off about members of Congress talking about the former while refusing to say the latter, the part that's actually their job here.
November 25, 2025 at 6:38 AM
The military has a duty to refuse unlawful orders, but Congress has a duty to remove from office a president and secretary who would issue such orders. There is something off about members of Congress talking about the former while refusing to say the latter, the part that's actually their job here.
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You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
November 24, 2025 at 10:54 PM
You have to keep giving money to avoid collapse and if there’s collapse you have to give more money. It’s called the free market.
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