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ok nobody lookup how Hawaii became a state
KERNEN: Europeans are talking about it almost being like Vladimir Putin and Ukraine.

JEFF LANDRY: I disagree. When has the United States engaged in imperialism? Never. Europe has engaged in imperialism. The reason the Danish have Greenland is because of imperialism.
January 6, 2026 at 7:53 PM
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trump did january 6th. republicans did january 6th. violent traitors did january 6th. they stormed the capitol, destroyed the building and threatened to kill members of congress. ashli babbitt was a violent insurrectionist. the capitol police protected people. these are truths we need to repeat.
January 6, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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The website for 38-year-olds leans forward in its chair
January 6, 2026 at 5:14 PM
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Nicolás Maduro Charged With Felony Oil Possession
January 5, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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What in the Gestapo is going on in Grand Rapids?

Watch this activist get arrested *mid-interview* for speaking out against U.S. action in Venezuela.
January 5, 2026 at 4:12 PM
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(watching Gallagher smash watermelons with a big mallet) this guy cannot be serious
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 AM
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Trump could declare himself Emperor and Schumer and Jeffries would politely post on X that they’re “disappointed.”
January 4, 2026 at 3:16 AM
When I listen to this, I hear an old grandpa who’s in awe of how good the graphics look on a videogame. He has no idea what’s going on. His warlords are showing them how easy their imperial games are and he’s happy to wave them along, as long as it makes him look strong.
Straight out of the mind of a psychotic madman.

“We have to do it again. Nobody can stop us.”
January 4, 2026 at 1:55 PM
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Colombian President Petro commenting on the US;

“A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy. To keep Epstein's list from coming out, they send warships to kill fishermen & threaten our neighbor with invasion for their oil."
January 4, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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Mixed emotions to learn
- Craig the elephant has died
- There was an elephant named Craig
1. Kenya’s NTV News ran a story about Craig the Elephant, who died earlier today at age 54.

A reminder that there are only dozens of super tusker elephants left in the entire world.

Craig’s sons and daughters will continue to carry on his lineage in Amboseli National Park.
January 4, 2026 at 4:16 AM
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
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I mean given that he is constitutionally barred from re-election what exactly can you call this other than legalized bribery?
NEW w/ @kenvogel.bsky.social: Trump’s team raised more than $100 million for MAGA Inc. in the second half of 2025, with much of the money coming from wealthy people and corporations with issues before the administration. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/02/u...
Trump Super PAC Raised More Than $100 Million in Recent Months
www.nytimes.com
January 3, 2026 at 3:48 AM
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🎯🎯
January 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Thanks, I love her.
went back and grabbed the full video of her intro. absolutely incredible

🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌🇮🇹🍝👩‍🍳🤌
January 2, 2026 at 5:52 PM
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I was told electing a progressive prosecutor would inevitably lead to a rise in crime.

share.inquirer.com/gjgwFN
Philadelphia records the fewest homicides in 60 years, plus other insights to 2025’s crime
The drop in homicides to 222 mirrors a national reduction in violence and follows years of sustained declines after Philadelphia’s homicide rate peaked during the pandemic.
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January 2, 2026 at 5:25 PM
😂😂
Stranger Things Season 5 "Chapter Eight: The Rightside Up". Directed by The Duffer Brothers
January 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
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It's worth reading the whole interview in full. It basically verifies that the NYT has spent the past decade-plus doubling down on top-down narratives for coverage, getting more intense over time.

Sulzberg personally picked & chose whom the news apparatus would target and whom it would kiss up to.
In this in-depth interview Billie Jean Sweeney — a former editor at The New York Times — details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, why this was directed from the very top, how some staff pushed back and the immense damage done by the NYT legitimizing bigotry.
'A directive from above': Former NYT editor lays out how the paper pushes anti-trans bigotry
In this in-depth interview, former New York Times editor Billie Jean Sweeney details how the paper shifted towards openly promoting anti-trans hatred, how some staff tried to stop it, how it's directe...
transnews.network
January 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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This would be so popular at the national level if centrist Democrats let us use those words in that order
Mamdani: "The cost of childcare will no longer discourage young adults from starting a family, because we will deliver universal childcare for the many by taxing the wealthiest few"
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Bernie Sanders publicly swears in Zohran Mamdani as NYC mayor
January 1, 2026 at 7:44 PM
When Harry Met Sally is damn near a perfect movie.
January 1, 2026 at 8:04 AM
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And while you're at it maybe don't support the same people who will see her as a sex object before she gets to middle school
Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?
December 31, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Utley is an all-time Mets villain for me which especially colors his HoF case for me (Wright in, him and Rollins out, obv.) However, in their respective peaks, no duo was scarier to me than Utley and Howard back-to-back — that is unless Pedro Feliciano was pitching.
This is exactly why I went through the exercise of retconning the four-to-seven Gold Gloves that Utley would have won in the modern player-evaluation environment:
December 30, 2025 at 5:20 PM