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is this considered a sports moment?
December 31, 2025 at 9:44 PM
is this considered a sports moment?
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six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
December 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
six months ago Reader’s Digest asked if they could purchase the publishing rights for this elaborate shitpost I wrote a year ago now wherein I pretended to be the elf equivalent of David Brooks at the North Pole. Thought it was maybe a phishing scam but it’s real LMAOO
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Joe said the Watchtower ain’t got nothing in there about stopping the bag.
the jackson 5 has a whole christmas album and couldn’t celebrate none of it
i think about that every so often
i think about that every so often
December 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Joe said the Watchtower ain’t got nothing in there about stopping the bag.
Grab a gin and soda when I get to the party and tip the bartender $20 to ensure every drink after that first G&S is just soda to keep up appearances.
Casual reminder that not a single career has ever been made at a holiday party, but many have been derailed. An early Irish exit is the move. To another bar. Without work people.
December 18, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Grab a gin and soda when I get to the party and tip the bartender $20 to ensure every drink after that first G&S is just soda to keep up appearances.
This one hurts
Mavericks frontman Raul Malo dies at 60 after battle with cancer
Mavericks frontman Raul Malo dies at 60 after battle with cancer
Raul Malo, the Mavericks singer known for his muscular baritone and expansive take on country music, is dead at 60. Malo announced a cancer diagnosis last year.
www.latimes.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
This one hurts
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Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
December 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Me and the fellas beating the toxic masculinity out of each others souls
Had one of these rip a bag of kangaroo food out of my hands with a, “fuck you gonna do about it,bitch?” look on its face before it chased me for 10-15yrds
An emu will F*CK you up so I know an ostrich will tear yo ass out the frame
December 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Had one of these rip a bag of kangaroo food out of my hands with a, “fuck you gonna do about it,bitch?” look on its face before it chased me for 10-15yrds
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slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
December 2, 2025 at 2:01 AM
slowly sucking in my gut while I pee so it looks like I'm deflating. all the other guys at the urinal trough hooting and hollering like I'm David Blaine. guy in the stall is trying to shit faster cuz he knows he's missing out on something but he's not sure what
🎶 Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN🎶
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN🎶
If I leave here tomorrow
Will you still remember me
For I must be traveling on now
There's too many places I got to see
Will you still remember me
For I must be traveling on now
There's too many places I got to see
November 23, 2025 at 3:20 AM
🎶 Reaching for something in the distance
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN🎶
So close you can almost taste it
Release your inhibitions
FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN🎶
War and Treaty doing the damn thing like always
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
War and Treaty doing the damn thing like always
Me creating Power BI dashboards
November 15, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Me creating Power BI dashboards
East of Eden.
performative reading, lack of reading skills, nobody's reading anymore -- NO!
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
tell me about a book that changed you
for me? the *extremely* ahistorical novel, THE AGONY AND THE ECSTASY which I read at 13 and was like, "Oh, art can be *everything* to a maker, for good and bad"
November 12, 2025 at 1:57 AM
East of Eden.
Packers gonna make that kid that got the tickets as a gift cry again
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Packers gonna make that kid that got the tickets as a gift cry again
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posted in the batting around discord
November 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
posted in the batting around discord
DJ was on “Ohtani NLCS Game 4” levels of fuck it.
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
DJ was on “Ohtani NLCS Game 4” levels of fuck it.
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drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
October 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
drake turning off the game as it gets to 18
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I hope they explained to the Toronto fans that cancer charities are what the United States has in lieu of a functional healthcare system
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I hope they explained to the Toronto fans that cancer charities are what the United States has in lieu of a functional healthcare system
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if your blake be snell, gosh you're doing well
if your blake be treinen, you are not doing fine-en
if your blake be treinen, you are not doing fine-en
October 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM
if your blake be snell, gosh you're doing well
if your blake be treinen, you are not doing fine-en
if your blake be treinen, you are not doing fine-en
Shout out to the family picking lettuce for $10 a field. Can’t believe they got tix to the Super Bowl
Kristi Noem, the secretary of homeland security, told a podcaster on Friday that ICE agents would be “all over” the Super Bowl in February, where the Latin superstar Bad Bunny is scheduled to headline the halftime show.
Kristi Noem Says ICE Will Be ‘All Over’ the Super Bowl
After the homeland security secretary said immigration agents would attend the N.F.L. event, Bad Bunny, a Puerto Rican rapper and Trump critic, responded on “Saturday Night Live.”
nyti.ms
October 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Shout out to the family picking lettuce for $10 a field. Can’t believe they got tix to the Super Bowl
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This will be in every barbershop in America
September 14, 2025 at 5:54 AM
This will be in every barbershop in America
Get Mario Lopez off this fucking broadcast
September 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Get Mario Lopez off this fucking broadcast
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Jalen Carter watching a movie in the locker room seeing his teammates walking in….
a man in a suit sits in a chair in a room
ALT: a man in a suit sits in a chair in a room
media.tenor.com
September 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Jalen Carter watching a movie in the locker room seeing his teammates walking in….